Head Cannon

Brent and Corey welcome back their inspiration for getting into podcasting in the first place Mike Jeffers and JR Mcintire about 1999's Lake Placid, their music podcast Half-a-Half-a-Cench, the day Princess Diana died, the modern state of pornography, JR's new EP with his band Arctic Char, and Mariska Hargitay's life story. Don't be a rude sarcastic; listen to this episode!

Brent and Corey welcome back great comedians and even better friends Mookie Harris and Kelsey VanVoorst to discuss 1994's Interview with the Vampire, DeeDee Megadoodoo, Anne Rice's real name, wearin' that low pony, the nitty gritty details of vampire biology, and coping mechanisms born from the burden of mortality. We wept as we made this episode! 

Brent and Corey welcome back brilliant photographer Tara Brooke (and her bird) to discuss 2010's Rubber, her underwater photography business (including a trip to the Seychelles), telling our kids they have evil twins, having sushi for Mother's Day, Corey explaining pickleball, and the Colorado Killdozer. Why should you listen to Head Cannon? No reason. Just do it anyway.

Brent (who joins us only in spirit) and Corey welcome back film devourer and connoisseur Josh Halterman to discuss our first Shyamalan movie - 2016's Split, a wide variety of 2024 movies, the perfect double feature of disappointment, shooting reaction shots of trees, and a dude playing a dude who's pretending to be the personality of another dude. Check out this episode of Head Cannon and see our sweet dance moves!

Brent and Corey welcome back brilliant comedians Raechel Karas and Meg Flood to discuss 2007's 30 Days of Night, watching Daniel Isn't Real... on weed!, why the DemoCRAPs are destroying the country, blowing it out your side with your honey, the collapse of Blockbuster Video, possible public redemption for the movie John Carter, and Morgan Freeman narrating The Matrix. Remind yourself you're part of this community; listen to Head Cannon!

Brent and Corey welcome back Head Cannon mainstay Josh Halterman to discuss 2019's The Lighthouse, the disappearing window to show movies to your children, Corey smashing his childhood nightlight, Brent witnessing a frog holocaust, the Fermi paradox, whether Prometheus is a hero or a villain, and the societal detriment of space exploration sci-fi. Don't abuse yerself in the toolshed! Listen to Head Cannon instead!

Brent and Corey welcome first-time guest, writer, and all-around great dude Justin Heim to discuss 1994's The Crow, visiting the Home Alone house, regulating your children's smart phone time, the pre-internet viral spread of rumors about Marilyn Manson, Charlethan supergluing Troll dolls to hubcaps, and ravens negotiating on behalf of SAG-AFTRA. It's time for the annual burning of the city with Head Cannon!

Brent and Corey welcome back animator and dear friend Adam Dix to discuss the 1991 French movie Delicatessen, how Adam's cowgirl doodle was flirting with Brent, Corey sending everyone to the guillotine, Brent's dad pointing F-15 missiles at his daughter's prom date, and the impact of Israel/Palestine on the upcoming election. Scout to Scoutmaster! Listen to Head Cannon!

Brent and Corey welcome back Tracy Rowland and Todd McGinnis to discuss 2005's Constantine, their cat Mr. Burns, completing winter sports to maintain Canadian citizenship, the movies Heat, The Creator, and Blade Runner 2049, getting kinky in the electric chair, and Wilford Brimley pulling out your diabetes. Light up that cig and take a long, hard drag of Head Cannon!

Brent and Corey welcome back writer, friend, and Colonel Seaman Emily Goodson to discuss 2005's The Descent, hot possums, dating cavepeople in heaven, Emily's old curmudgeon era, the sociology of gender in horror movies, and the b*hole on Brent's family's property. Pour yourself a glass of wine, put your earbuds in, slide into your blood pool, and relax to the dulcet sounds of Head Cannon!