Did Cankles Caligula forget he has a son with Melanoma or is "her son" just not his? MAGAT House introduces silly excuse for a healthcare bill. More photos from the Epstein Estate and the ones yet to come are described as deeply disturbing. ICE goon gets taken to police station after attempting to kidnap immigrants. Maryland court allows sexual abuse lawsuit against Linda McMahon go forward. 

After today, Krusti the Gnome hangs by a thread. Revel. Shenanigan. And Bovine Gregory? We have our own thoughts. 

At some point, these MAGATS will run up the Jolly Roger and just come out as the pirates they are. An oil tanker? Yep. House passes NDAA that compels Whiskey Pete to release the unedited video of the war crime he helped commit. Jared Kushner funds an attempt to further turn American journalism into North Korea. What happens when the Prison-Industrial Complex goes hand-in-hand with the Eco-tourism industry?

They're weird. Tim Walz was right all along. He just didn't know how weird. Enter Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey, trying to chin-ups against an MTV reality TV dood. (Is Sean Duffy why they ultimately killed MTV). Meanwhile, if Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey ever says he wants to write you a poem? Run. And fetch the bleach. 

Nitwit Nero's big mad at . . . lawnmowers . . , and senators . . . and . . . the audience at the Kennedy Center Honors? Dementia is a helluva thing. JoJo Blondi wants to accuse anyone she doesn't like of being a terrorist. Alina HabbanaHabbanaHabbana REALLY isn't quitting the job she never had. For realsies! 

The MAGATS have published their manifesto for a "white" "West." It's just a bloodtrail to a fascist wonderland. Poor Ukraine. MAGATS have courage enough (the tidal kind, it comes and goes) to commit piracy on the High Seas, but not anywhere near enough to defend a people beset by rabid Russian wolves. Here at home? Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey and his bone-in-the-nose "advisers" have decided Hepatitis B is cool for kids. 

And we're not even a year in . . . at this point, I'll not be surprised if Cankles Caligula gives the A-OK to Israel to Hellfire the Church Of the Nativity. 

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It's almost as though members of Congress saw two different videos of the September 2 murders today. Democrats saw a horrifying slaughter, but MAGATS like bobble-throated goon Tom Cotton saw a patriotic display of homicidal masculinity. Guess which one was the real thing. Breathless announcement from the dirtiest DoJ in American history that they've found the Capitol Hill pipe bomber. SCOTUS MAGATS love them some racial gerrymandering. Justice Kagan takes 'em to school.

Pop the popcorn. The chuds at Toilet Paper USA want to debate serial slimer Candy-O. Senator Doctor Roger Marshall embarrasses himself praising his orange daddy, then tries to claim $1,000/month will replace the ACA. Nitwit Nero ordered the war crimes. Whiskey Pete gets more bad news. 

It's freezing in the HORN Studio. The Republic is in peril. 

The Constitution lacks heroes in bold face,. 

And at least this program hasn't been violated by AI.  

The Goddess of Irony has taken ownership of Whiskey Pete. MAGAT economist says it's moral to let people starve. MAGAT White House invents new procedure: "Preventive MRI" (there's no such thing). Nitwit Nero pardons actual narco-terrorist. MAGAT blatherhead triggered by John Lennon's "Imagine."