Headline Heroes

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  • Special Edition #17: Not Another 'Best of' Episode!

    It's that last month of December and we are coming at you with another 'Best of' Headline Heroes! This one covers episodes 13, 14, and 15. So a long time ago!

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      • Issue #168: If It’s Metal, It’s His.

        Robots? They don't stand a chance. Cars? No way. A knife? Nope. A nail that got stuck in your tire? Bummer for you, but easy for him. In case you missed it...if it’s metal? It’s his.

        • Article: Boy, 6, Cracks Open Robbery Case By Reeling In Sunken Safe From Lake
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          • Issue #167: Plantz

            It’s nearly winter, and you know what that means! Time to get out on the field and plant some plants! Grab your misting bottle and make sure that you listen up about Buzzfeed quizzes, Incan gods, and Marvel phone books.

            • Article: The Pink Congo Scam Of Houseplant Influencer Instagram
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              • Issue #166: Halloween Heroes 4: Dream Warriors

                Jumpscare Did we get you? No? Alright, we will keep trying. Meanwhile here’s an episode jumpscare how about now? We normally don't do the spooky stuff, give us a break! Well fine, we’ll stop trying to scare you if you promise to listen to us talk about voting, tips, and a return of everyone’s favorite spooky game

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                  • Issue #165: Melon-O-Matic

                    Ladies and gentlemen! We did not come here tonight just to make you laugh. We came here to sell you something and we want you to pay particular attention! We have a brand new podcast for you, and it’s filled to the brim with Gallagher, Gordon the leader of the Power Rangers, and Tanner’s continued inflatable feud.

                    • Article: 2 Men Rob Convenience Store Wearing Watermelon Rind Disguises: Police
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                      • Issue #164: Magna Farta

                        Laws. We all know them. We all love them. We all hate them. But seriously, we are seeing a lot of rule breaking, so we wanted to use this time to remind of the rules.

                        1. The voicemail must actually be called from and not only to in order to be kept.
                        2. Bill Gates did appear in National Treasure and you can’t say that’s wrong
                        3. The Impractical Jokers saved 7 people on that plane. You know which one.
                          • Article: British Man Who Attempted To Steal Magna Carta Learns His Fate
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                            • Issue #163: Maybe YOU Can Touch Drew!

                              Do you remember that scene in Mad Men where they go have a picnic on some hillside and then when they’re done they just toss all the garbage on the ground? Man that was crazy. This episode isn’t really like that much since we mostly talk about Picnic crime, our frontline workers, and Olive Garden reviews

                              • Article: Crowd Of Giant Crabs Decides To Crash Family's Picnic
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                                • Issue #162: What’s Your Excuse For Not Flossing?

                                  Let’s walk through your morning tooth routine. Brush your teeth! Gargle mouthwash! Floss your gums! Listen to us as we talk about the highest grossing sports movies, our opinions on Subway sandwiches, and whether or not a mother should operate on her son.

                                  • Article: Court rules Subway sandwiches too sugary to meet legal definition of ‘bread’
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                                    • Issue #161: The Machete Man Returns

                                      Listen we talk about our spam folder and our favorite pizza for like half the episode this time. If you wanna skip it I totally understand. But if you’re willing to stick with us then you'll hear us talk all about dangerous pizza delivery spots, flat earthers, and famous deliverers.

                                      • Article: Pizza Shop Owner Thwarts Robbery By Tossing Pie At Suspect
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                                        • Special Edition #16: GRAVITYBEARD PRESENTS: THE SMORGASHORDE TOUR

                                          Recording this week was not in the cards, but our friend and fellow PodFix Network show leant us one of their episodes! This is the GravityBeard presents: The Smorgashorde Tour. It is a super fun episode, that Drew just so happens to be on.

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                                            About Headline Heroes

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                                            Three friends take a crack at comedic, comic book worldbuilding. Each week they take a look at a recent bizarre headline and craft an origin story for a superhero or supervillain. Join Drew, Nate, and…