Headline Heroes

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  • Reissue #4: There's Your (Zodiac) Sign

    This week, Carl's got the keys to Daddy's hotrod, and he's driving this podcast back to the last time we had him on as a guest! Please re-enjoy the Zodiac Griller!

    I hope you’re hungry, because this episode is all-you-can-hear! With Drew lost in time and space, we had a hot, fresh guest delivered right to our door. Join us as we dig into some egg rolls and discuss movie scene pitches, uncover the Zodiac Killer identity, and reveal what food we could eat a ton of.

    • Article: All-you-can-eat restaurant closes after customers eat too much
    • Music by Carl Sorenson
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      40 min
    • Issue #132: Crack Open an Ice Cold MLRS

      Thar she blows...up another important land mass as the whales make their next push against the land walkers and terrorize a crowded pier. Take cover, and hold your loved ones close. To keep them calm tell them about whale erectile issues, Doctor Strangelove starring Benedict Cumberbatch, and the continuing magic of Christmas.

      • Article: Whale found with harness on 'may belong to Russian navy'
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        40 min
      • Issue #131: A Raccoon in The Hand

        Aw dang, I tried to get a Twix from this vending machine and it got stuck! Let me just reach my hand up in there and just try to snatch it. Ding Dang, now I’M stuck. Well while I wait for my inevitable death, I might as well think about the Kevin Hart-iverse, recording movies on VHS, and mysterious gifts from Santa.

        • Article: Florida police found an unusual 'burglary' suspect at a local high school: A raccoon inside a vending machine
        • Music by Carl Sorenson
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          41 min
        • Issue #130: Tanner Destroys His Body

          Alright everyone, keep it moving. Make sure you put all your personal belongings in the bins and take off your shoes. Also be prepared to be thoroughly roasted by the TSA. If you have the following items please be sure to step aside and a TSA employee will be right with you: National Treasure 3, face melting, and Tanner’s shameful secret.

          • Article: Airport security worker fired after giving traveler 'You Ugly' note
          • Music by Carl Sorenson
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            47 min
          • Issue #129: Do You Think He Saurus-Rex

            New year, new pod. That’s right, the boys are back and more 2020 than ever. This week we decided to have a little change of pace and make a creation from a headline. The game done changed folks. Tune in if you think you can handle a brand new way of discussing cereal ice, new puppies, and writing the date in a new year.

            • Article: T-Rex 'Dinosaurs' Race Down on a Horse Track As Fast as Their Inflatable Costume Legs Can Carry Them
            • Music by Carl Sorenson
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              45 min
            • Special Edition #14: It's Another 'Best of' Episode

              Happy New Year! Finally we can make that "hindsight is 2020" joke, and that right there is reason enough to celebrate. We are coming at you with another special edition. That's right! It's another 'best of' episode! Listen back to some of the best moments from episodes 7-12, back when our podcast was still learning to spread it's wings and fly. We still don't know how to fly of course. This nest is just so comfy.

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                32 min
              • Issue #128: That’s a WRAP

                Well, it’s that time of year again, where there are plenty of gifts to wrap! Do you need any help? If so, we have the perfect villain for you. So sit down, put on a Hallmark movie, and get to wrapping. Additionally, listen in as we talk about our Christmas traditions, Thanos peeing, and of course wrapping lasagna.

                • Article: Ohio city breaks Guinness record for wrapping presents
                • Music by Carl Sorenson
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                  42 min
                • Issue #127: Heroes with Extra Sausage

                  Hi is this my local pizza place? I’d like to order one podcast for delivery. Could I get that with a smattering of pop culture references but hold the vocal fry? Oh and for some sides could I get Die Hard, the 2003 NBA draft, and a big new announcement from the Headline Heroes team?

                  • Article: Papa John's founder John Schnatter ate 40 pizzas in 30 days and says it's gotten worse
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                    50 min
                  • Issue #126: Photo Symbiote

                    Okay I need everyone to just squeeze in so I can get everyone in the picture. Oh shoot that’s right, it’s the 90s and I forgot to put film in my big ol asshole. Everyone just stay still while I put that in. Okay now everyone say Bill Engvall, swallowing cameras, and everyone's favorite new quiz game.

                    • Article: CHEETAH SEES PHOTOGRAPHER NAPPING UNDER A TREE AND DECIDES TO JOIN IN
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                      53 min
                    • Issue #125: Gotta Hand It To You

                      Give me your hand. No your other one. Thank you. Would be a shame if someone were to crash through that window and chop it off with a machete. I know this isn’t a threat, but it isn’t. Sorry about that. Let me make it up to you with this talk about Nate’s new super power, Megazording up, and of course famous criminologist Robert Agnew.

                      • Article: Hand sculpture atop New Zealand art gallery dubbed 'disturbing'
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                        40 min

                      About Headline Heroes

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                      Three friends take a crack at comedic, comic book worldbuilding. Each week they take a look at a recent bizarre headline and craft an origin story for a superhero or supervillain. Join Drew, Nate, and…