Headlong Into Monsters

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  • Episode 26: It Wasn't Horny Enough (Puppet Master 5, 6, 7, 8 with Greg and Lucy)

    Spooky season might be over but puppet master coverage is in full swing. Greg Bensch and Savage Lucy Join us as we cover Puppet Master 5, 6, 7, and 8.

    Website Links:

    Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters

    Ashley Links:

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley

    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley

    Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ashley.pinkard

    Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/

    Raul Links:

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters

    Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/

    Lucy Links: 

    Twitter: https: //twitter.com/SavageLucy42

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/savagelucy42

    Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/savagelucy42/?etsrc=sdt

    Greg Links: 

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/greg.bensch

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Qua419

    Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055

    Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003

    2 hr 43 min
  • Future Telling Poop Cat: B Side ep. 4 Top 10 Family Friendly Spooky Time Movies with Shawn Taylor
    Not that we're over half way through October Raul, Ashley and special guest Shawn Taylor count down our personal top 10 family friendly movies to enjoy furing the spooky season! 
    Raul
    10. Coraline
    9. Hocus Pocus
    8. Monster House
    7. Paranorman
    6. The Nightmare Before Christmas
    5. Goosebumps
    4. Monster Squad
    3. The Halloween Tree
    2. Gremlins
    1. The Thing / Ghostbusters
    Ashley
    10. Mad Monster Party
    9. Addams Family (2019)
    8. Spookley The Square Pumpkin
    7. Coraline
    6. Hotel Transylvania
    5. Frankenweenie
    4. Beetlejuice
    3. Corpse Bride
    2. The Nightmare Before Christmas
    1. The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown
    Shawn
    10. Ernest scared stupid
    9. Paranorman
    8. Return to Oz
    7. Garfield's Halloween adventure / the Worst Witch /The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown
    6. The Nightmare Before Christmas
    5. Arachnophobia
    4. Monster Squad
    3. Beetlejuice
    2. Poltergeist
    1. Monster House
    Website Links:
    Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com
    Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters
    Ashley Links:
    Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley
    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley
    Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ashley.pinkard
    Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/
    Raul Links:
    Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters
    Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/
    Shawn Links:
    Twitter - https://twitter.com/sskt77
    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/metal_golfer.z/
    Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055
    Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003
    1 hr 49 min
  • Episode 25: Is That Puppet Wearing A Birthday Hat? (Puppet Master 1-4 with John and Mary)

    Kicking Spooky season off right! all month long we are covering one of the most Halloween franchises of all time! That's right Puppet Master! Listen as we review the first 4 movies with Special Guests John Brennan from The Last Drive In and Mary Challman from Monster Movie Happy Hour! Somewhere in all the rambling and random conversations we actually talk about these horror movies.

    Puppet Master

    • Raul - 9.5 out of 10 human hands on a puppet (Buy)
    • Ashley - 10 out of 10 stabbing men in coffins to make sure they’re dead (buy)
    • John - 9 out of 10 throwing pinhead down the stairwell again (do everything but avoid)
    • Mary - 8 out of 10 leeches nipples fornication (buy if you’re a real horror fan)

      • Puppet Master 2

      • Raul - 10 out of 10 little Indiana Jones children roasted alive (Buy)
      • Ashley - 10 out of 10 torch roasting hillbilly lady (buy)
      • John - 9 out of 10 not a piece of shit (do anything but void it)
      • Mary - 9 out of 10 dumbwaiter to hell (buy)

        • Puppet Master 3

        • Raul - 9 out of 10 baths in a brothel (buy)
        • Ashley - 9 out of 10 tunnerler through a Nazi chest (buy)
        • John - 9 out of 10 come for the puppets stay for the birthday hats (do not disavow)
        • Mary - 10 out of 10 firey nazi deaths (buy)

          • Puppet Master 4

          • Raul - 8 out of 10 Salami sized bad guy nipples (buy)
          • Ashley - 8 out of 10 laser tag fights with puppets (buy)
          • John - 9 out of 10 I love halloween  (don’t not watch this movie)
          • Mary - 8 out of 10 pretty colors goofy movie (buy)

            • Website Links:

            Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com

            Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters

            Ashley Links:

            Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley

            Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley

            Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ashley.pinkard

            Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/

            Raul Links:

            Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters

            Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/

            John Twitter: https://twitter.com/badtechno

            Patreon: https://twitter.com/badtechno/status/1577046223692783616

            Mary Twitter: https://twitter.com/agravewoman

            Monster Movie Happy Hour: https://twitter.com/monstersndrinks

            Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055

            Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003

            3 hr 38 min
          • Episode 24: Is There Something Else We Could Have Done Here? (High Tension, Inside and Trauma with Ash)

            Extreme horror month comes to a close and we end it with a bang! listen to Raul laugh as Ashley dies a little more inside as we cover High Tension, Inside and end the month with Trauma with special amazing guest Ash from Kill the Dead Podcast and Rise From The Dead Podcast!

            High Tension

            • Raul - 9.5 out of 10 heads giving head (buy)
            • Ashley - 6 out of 10 severed heads giving head (at least stream it)
            • Ash - 9.5 out of 10 decapitated head heads (buy)

              • Inside

              • Raul - 10 out of 10 unintentional matricide (buy)
              • Ashley - 9 out of 10 CGI babies (buy)
              • Ash - 10 out of 10 CGI babies (buy)

                • Trauma

                • Raul - 7.5 out 10 forced necrophiliac incest (stream)
                • Ashley - 2 out of 10 What the actual fucks (don’t even stream for free)
                • Ash - 6.5 out of 10 face tattoo removals off the cheek (cautious stream)

                  • Website Links:

                  Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com

                  Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters

                  Ashley Links:

                  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley

                  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley

                  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ashley.pinkard

                  Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/

                  Raul Links:

                  Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters

                  Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/

                  Ash Twitter: https://twitter.com/AshXAshes

                  Rise From The Dead Podcast: https://twitter.com/RiseFromDeadPod

                  Kill The Dead Podcast: https://twitter.com/Killthedeadpod

                  Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055

                  Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003

                  3 hr 1 min
                • Episode 23: My Pull Out Game Weak (Killing Ground, Gutterballs and German Angst with Bill Van Veghel)

                  Extreme month kicks into full speed with our coverage of Killing Ground, Gutterballs and German Angst with special guest Bill Van Veghel! this episode was a blast to record and the conversation was a lot of sun even if the movies were a little much for Ashley.

                  Killing Ground

                  • Raul - 10 out of 10 toddlers with spinal injuries (buy)
                  • Ashley - 8 out of 10 accidently shooting your partner in crime (buy)
                  • Bill - 7 out of 10 car drives through the forest (high priority rental)

                    • Gutterballs

                    • Raul - 8.5 out of 10 split dongs under fishnet leggings (buy)
                    • Ashley - 1 out of 10 people 69-ing on a dirty bathroom floor (avoid)
                    • Bill - 7.5 out of 10 bowling pins up the ass (buy on sale)

                      • German Angst

                      • Raul - 10 out of 10 other worldly monster cock! (Buy)
                      • Ashley - 5 out of 10 castrated men (not given)
                      • Bill - 8 out of 10 sex scenes in a women's bathroom (buy)

                        • Website Links:

                        Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com

                        Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters

                        Ashley Links:

                        Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley

                        Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley

                        Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ashley.pinkard

                        Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/

                        Raul Links:

                        Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters

                        Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/

                        Bill Links:

                        Land of The Creeps: http://landofthecreeps.blogspot.com/

                        Phantom Galaxy: https://phantomgalaxy.podbean.com/

                        Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055

                        Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003

                        2 hr 58 min
                      • Episode 22: Run Rabbit Run (Martyrs, House of 1000 Corpses and The Poughkeepsie Tapes with KevieKev)

                        Hey homies! Surprising no one, Raul is a slacker and this episode is late. But join Raul, Ashley and special guest KevieKev as we take an early dive into some extreme horror movies! You'll have to listen to find Ashley's reaction to find out how she feels about these mean movies!

                        Martyrs

                        • Raul - 10 out of 10 justified home invasions (buy)
                        • Ashley - 8 out of 10 shotgun blasts through the heart (buy)
                        • Kev - 10 out of 10 Skinned girls (buy)

                          • House of 1000 corpses

                          • Raul - 6.75 out of 10 assless chaps (buy)
                          • Ashley - 6 out of 10 fish boys (stream)
                          • Kev - 7.5 out 10 laughing clowns (buy)

                            • The Poughkeepsie Tapes

                            • Raul - 10 out of 10 finger needles to the neck (buy)
                            • Ashley - 10 out of 10 happy pretty little girls (buy)
                            • Kev - Can’t wait to watch!

                              • Website Links:

                              Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com

                              Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters

                              Ashley Links:

                              Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley

                              Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley

                              Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ashley.pinkard

                              Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/

                              Raul Links:

                              Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters

                              Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/

                              KevieKev Twitter: https://twitter.com/Yxlist

                              Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055

                              Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003

                              2 hr 56 min
                            • Episode 21: Jesus Juice (Wishmaster, Demon Knight and Vampires with Paulie Walnut and Dr. Mean)

                              Hey homies! sorry that this episode is so late getting out, I (Raul) am a garbage person! but here is our review of Wishmaster, Demon Knight and John Carpenter's Vampires! Raul and Ashley are joined by amazing guests Paulie Walnut and Dr. Mean! check it out we hope you enjoy the experience!

                              Ratings

                              Wishmaster

                              • Raul - 9 out 10 hurt like hells (buy)
                              • Ashley - 9 out of 10 educated idiots (buy)
                              • Paulie Walnut - 9 out of 10 (buy)
                              • Dr. Mean - 9 out of 10 wishes (buy)

                                • Demon Night

                                • Raul - 8.5 out of 10 Jesus juice (buy)
                                • Ashley - 8.5 out of 10 cleo the cat (buy)
                                • Paulie Walnut - 8 out of 10 (buy)
                                • Dr. Mean - 7 out of 10 Dick Millers (buy on special offer)

                                  • JC’s Vampires

                                  • Raul - 7 out of 10 blood fountains (low priority rental)
                                  • Ashley - 5 out of 10 Valek ripping men in half with his nails (avoid)
                                  • Paulie Walnut - 3 out of 10 (one time watch)
                                  • Dr. Mean - 4 out of 10 James woods (avoid)

                                    • Website Links:

                                    Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com

                                    Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters

                                    Ashley Links:

                                    Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley

                                    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley

                                    Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ashley.pinkard

                                    Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/

                                    Raul Links:

                                    Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters

                                    Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/

                                    Dr. Mean Links:

                                    Twitter - https://twitter.com/tk21804

                                    Paulie Links: Location unknown but he knows where you are, and he's coming.

                                    Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055

                                    Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003

                                    3 hr 30 min
                                  • Episode 20: Return Of The Living Dead 3, 4, 5 with Corpse

                                    Sorry for the late release but here is the last part of Ashley's birthday month long extravaganza! listen to us talk about one good movie and two piles of HOT GARBAGE! 

                                    Ratings

                                    Return of the Living Dead 3

                                    • Raul - 7.5 out of 10 sexy redhead zombies that i wouldn't say no to (buy)
                                    • Ashley - 7 out of 10 head on spinal cord zombies (buy)
                                    • Corpse - 7 out of 10 freaking River Man’s man (buy)

                                      • ROTLD: Necropolis

                                      • Raul - 3 out of 10 zombie babies in formaldehyde (avoid)
                                      • Ashley - 2 out of 10 nice poopers (void)
                                      • Corpse - 5 out of 10 security guards with their hands full (rent)

                                        • ROTLD Rave to The Grave

                                        • Raul - 3.25 out of 10 secret agents dressed in sexy Viking costumes (Avoid)
                                        • Ashley - 3 out of 10 hitch hiking Tarman (avoid)
                                        • Corpse - 6 out of 10 Zombie rats named stinky (buy)

                                          • Website Links:

                                          Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com

                                          Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters

                                          Ashley Links:

                                          Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley

                                          Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley

                                          Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ashley.pinkard

                                          Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/

                                          Raul Links:

                                          Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters

                                          Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/

                                          Corpse twitter: - https://twitter.com/Corpse_in_back

                                          Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055

                                          Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003

                                          2 hr 18 min
                                        • Special Episode Joe Bob's Drive In Jamboree with Corpse

                                          This is a Special Episode where Ashley and guest Corpse recount their amazing weekend at Joe Bob's Jamboree. Hope you enjoy!

                                          Website Links:

                                          Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com

                                          Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters

                                          Ashley Links:

                                          Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley

                                          Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley

                                          Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ashley.pinkard

                                          Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/

                                          Raul Links:

                                          Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters

                                          Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/

                                          Corpse Links: 

                                          Twitter: https://twitter.com/Corpse_in_back

                                          Your house: location unknown, but he's there....

                                          Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055

                                          Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003

                                          1 hr 30 min
                                        • B Side: Top 10 summer horror movies with Greg Buzzelli
                                          As the summer gets hotter and we all get sweaty and gross. join Raul, Ashley and special guest Greg Buzzelli as we count down our top 10 personal summer time horror movies!
                                          Raul's List 
                                          10. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
                                          9. You Might Be The Killer 
                                          8. Friday The 13th Pt. 3
                                          7. (ish) Predator
                                          6. Army Of Darkness
                                          5. The Lost Boys
                                          4. Piranha 3DD
                                          3. Killing Ground
                                          2. Sleepaway Camp
                                          1. The Thing / Culture Shock
                                          Ashley's List
                                          10. Summer of '84
                                          9. Sleepaway Camp 2 Unhappy Campers
                                          8. Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil
                                          7. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
                                          6. Friday The 13th Pt. 4
                                          5. Creepshow 2
                                          4. Night Of The Living Dead (1990)
                                          3. The Return Of The Living Dead
                                          2. Friday The 13th Pt. 2
                                          1. Puppet Master
                                          Greg's List
                                          10. The Sadness
                                          9. Friday The 13th Pt. 3 
                                          8. Jaws
                                          7. Midsomar
                                          6. The Evil Dead (1981)
                                          5. The Devil's Rejects
                                          4. IT Ch. 1
                                          3. Club Dread
                                          2. Rear Window
                                          1. Shawn Of The Dead
                                          Website Links:
                                          Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com
                                          Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters
                                          Ashley Links:
                                          Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley
                                          Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley
                                          Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ashley.pinkard
                                          Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/
                                          Raul Links:
                                          Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters
                                          Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/
                                          Greg Links:
                                          Twitter: https://twitter.com/MonstersMoshPit
                                          Monsters and The Moshpit: https://www.buzzsprout.com/1907886
                                          Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/greg.buzzelli
                                          MaTMP Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/712317883066333
                                          Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055
                                          Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003
                                          2 hr 41 min

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                                        Headlong Into Monsters is a horror podcast for people who love scary movies, made by people who love to talk way too much about them.

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