Headlong Into Monsters

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  • Episode 19: Creeping Ass Bitch! With Mike Maw (American Mary, Rubber, Frankenhooker)

    This is by far our longest episode ever and we're not sorry. Ashley and Raul are joined by good friend, listener, youtuber and author Mike Maw. We discuss American Mary, Rubber and Frankenhooker! We talk about random crap as well and Let you know what they can do to win some free stuff. Enjoy this marathon of an episode!

    Ratings

    American Mary

    • Raul - 9 out of 10 nippleless titties (buy)
    • Ashley - 8 out of 10 surgically modified Betty Boops (buy)
    • M. C. Maw - 8.5 out 10 voluntary amputations (Buy)

      • Rubber

      • Raul - 9 out of 10 poisoned turkeys (buy)
      • Ashley - 7 out of 10 exploding bunnies (buy)
      • M. C. Maw - 7 out of 10 double topping dick heads (rent but watch it more than once)

        • Frankenhooker

        • Raul - 10 out of 10 surgical tray full of titties (buy)
        • Ashley - 9.5 out of 10 sentient brains with an eyeball (buy)
        • M. C. Maw - 9 out of 10 flying hooker heads (buy if you like weird comedy horror from 80’s and 90’s)

          • Website Links:

          Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com

          Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters

          Ashley Links:

          Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley

          Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley

          Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ashley.pinkard

          Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/

          Raul Links:

          Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters

          Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/

          Mike Links:

          Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCieMGzxQKEglqSMhZ2mM7HA

          Twitter: https://twitter.com/MawOfThanatos

          Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mawofthanatos/

          Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055

          Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003

          3 hr 54 min
        • Episode 18: The Return of the Living Dead 1 and 2 with Horror Fan Ryan

          We continue celebrating Ashley's birthday as we tackle her favorite film of all time The Return of the Living Dead and it's sequel. We are also joined by Horror Fan Ryan for this fantastic episode!

          Ratings

          The return of the Living dead

          • Raul - 10 out of 10 she’s doing it again (buy)
          • Ashley - 10 out of 10 half naked zombies on a med table (buy)
          • Ryan - 10 out of 10 you stupid honky’s (buy)
          • Caroline - 8 out of 10 (buy i guess)

            • The Return of the Living Dead 2

            • Raul - 7 out 10 unlicensed Michael Jackson deaths (buy)
            • Ashley - 9 out of 10 damn screw drivers in my head (buy)
            • Ryan - 6.5 spicy brains out of 10 (buy)
            • Caroline - 10 out of 10 hospital zombies (buy)

              • Links

              Website Links:

              Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com

              Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters

              Ashley Links:

              Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley

              Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley

              Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ashley.pinkard

              Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/

              Raul Links:

              Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters

              Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/

              Ryan Links:

              Twitter: https://twitter.com/HorrorFanRyan

              Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055

              Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003

              2 hr 55 min
            • Episode 17: Pet Sematary 1 and 2 with Mike Miller

              We're back baby and we shouldn't have left you without a dope beat to step to. It might not be a dope beat but we have a killer episode where guest Mike Miller joins Raul and Ashley as we talk Pet Sematary, metal music and of course, random crap! 

              Ratings:

              Pet Sematary

              • Raul - 8.5 dead children run over by trucks. (buy)
              • Ashley - 9 out of 10 I want to play with you (buy)
              • Mike - 9 out of 10 loons (buy)

                • Pet Sematary 2

                • Raul - 9 out of 10 skinned rabbits (buy)
                • Ashley - 8 out of 10 Clancy brown menacing laughs (buy)
                • Mike - 8 out of 10 humping rabbits (Buy)

                  • Links

                  Website Links:

                  Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com

                  Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters

                  Ashley Links:

                  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley

                  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley

                  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ashley.pinkard

                  Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/

                  Raul Links:

                  Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters

                  Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/

                  Mike Miller Links:

                  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/guitar_hero98/

                  Playstation: JohnJRambo1798

                  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004929583462

                  Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055

                  Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003

                  2 hr 54 min
                • Episode 16: Universal Horror Pt. 2 with Gillman Joel
                  The Elderly Emos are back and talking more old school universal horror. We are joined by Gillman Joel to talk about the Gillman. We review all three Creature From The Black Lagoon movies and all sorts of ADHD fun!
                  Ratings
                  Creature from The Black Lagoon
                  Raul - 9 out of 10 fossilized fish hands (buy)
                  Ashley - 10 out of 10 harpoon happy scientists (buy)
                  Joel - 10 out of 10 mark overcompensating with his spear gun (buy)
                  Revenge of the creature
                  Raul - 10 out of 10 committed drummers (buy)
                  Ashley - 9 out of 10 creatures peering into windows (buy)
                  Joel - 7.5 out of 10 Clint Eastwoods with a rat in his pocket (buy)
                  The creature walks among us
                  Raul - 8 out of 10 dead mountain lions (buy)
                  Ashley - 9.5 out of 10 creatures throwing abusive husbands of of balconies (buy)
                  Joel - 9.5 out of 10 rex reasons (buy)
                  As a franchise
                  Raul - 9 out of 10 creatures from the black lagoon
                  Ashley - 9.75 out of 10 bitches shooting sharks
                  Joel - 9 out of 10
                  Links
                  Website Links:
                  Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com
                  Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters
                  Ashley Links:
                  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley
                  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley
                  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ashley.pinkard
                  Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/
                  Raul Links:
                  Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters
                  Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/
                  Joel Links
                  Retro Movie geek - https://retromoviegeek.com/
                  Terror on the Tube - https://retromoviegeek.com/tag/terror-on-the-tube/
                  Werewolf The TV Series Podcast - https://podbay.fm/p/werewolf-tv-series-podcast
                  Jay of the Dead's New Horror Movies - https://www.newhorrormovies.com/
                  Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055
                  Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003
                  2 hr 21 min
                • Episode 15: Universal Horror with Dark Mark
                  Listen to what might be one of the least ADHD episodes we've ever put out. Ashley combines forces with special guest Dark Mark in order to help guide Raul's ignorant ass through the joys of old school Universal Horror movies. We cover Frankenstein, The Bride of Frankenstein, The Invisible Man and The Old Dark House.
                  Ratings 
                  Frankenstein
                  Raul - 10 out of 10 drowned little girls (buy)
                  Ashley - 10 out of 10 burning windmills (buy)
                  Mark - 10 out of 10 flowers (buy)
                  The Bride of Frankenstein
                  Raul - 9 out of 10 alcoholic monsters (buy)
                  Ashley - 10 out of 10 tiny archbishops in glass (buy)
                  Mark - 10 out of 10 Una O'Connor (buy)
                  The Invisible Man
                  Raul - 10 out of 10 derailed trains (buy)
                  Ashley - 10 out of 10 wailing bar maids (buy)
                  Mark - 10 out of 10 burning barns (buy)
                  The Old Dark House
                  Raul - 7 out of 10 wet shoes (rent)
                  Ashley - 90 out of 10 gothic horror houses (buy)
                  Mark - 8.5 out of 10 gin bottles (rent)
                  Website Links:
                  Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com
                  Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters
                  Ashley Links:
                  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley
                  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley
                  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ashley.pinkard
                  Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/
                  Raul Links:
                  Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters
                  Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/
                  Dark Mark Links: https://twitter.com/mark_longfield
                  Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055
                  Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003
                  2 hr 39 min
                • Episode 14: Winter Blues with Matt and Jackson (The Shining / Misery)

                  As Winter comes to an end and we plan to welcome Spring, check out this episode where Raul and Ashley are joined by Matt and Jackson from Father and Son Watch Horror, to talk about two iconic winter horror movies. Listen as Raul desperately tries to defend his opinions while everyone else gets tired of his shit. 

                  Misery

                  Raul - 10 out of 10 cockadoody cars (buy)

                  Ashley - 10 of 10 “oh Pauls” (buy)

                  Matt - 10 out of 10 buy

                  Jackson - 8.5 pigs named Misery (buy)

                  The Shining

                  Raul - 6 out of 10 fury sex party (buy)

                  Ashley - 9.5 out of 10 cigarette ashes (buy)

                  Matt - 10 out of 10 buy

                  Jackson - 9 out of 10 Scatman Crothers (buy)

                  Website Links:

                  Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com

                  Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters

                  Ashley Links:

                  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley

                  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley

                  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ashley.pinkard

                  Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/

                  Raul Links:

                  Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters

                  Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/

                  Matt and Jackson Links: https://fatherandsonwatchhorror.com/

                  Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055

                  Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003

                  2 hr 53 min
                • The B-side top 10 remakes

                  Sorry this is a little late but check out this episode where hosts Raul and Ashley are joined by Fernando. to talk about their top 10 horror movie remakes.

                  Links:

                  The Maw of Thanatos Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCieMGzxQKEglqSMhZ2mM7HA

                  Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com

                  Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters

                  Ashley Links:

                  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley

                  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley

                  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ashley.pinkard

                  Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/

                  Raul Links:

                  Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters

                  Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/

                  Fernando Links:

                  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ftherivera

                  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/ol_fernz/ 

                  tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@fernrivers?lang=en

                  Corpse Links - He stands over you as you sleep.

                  Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055

                  Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003

                  1 hr 31 min
                • Episode 13: Here's The Thing with Horror Fan Ryan

                  On this episode, Ashley and Raul are joined by guest Ryan to talk about The Thing from Another World (1951), The Thing (2011) and The Thing (1982). Share this experience as we talk movies, crack some jokes and Raul tries not to cry. 

                  Ratings:

                  The Thing From Another World

                  • Raul - 8.5 out of 10 Plasma bags (buy)
                  • Ashley - 9 out of 10 Holy cats (buy)
                  • Ryan - 7 out of 10 Flailing huskies (buy)

                    • The Thing 1982

                    • Raul - 10 out of 10 Cheat bitch computers (buy)
                    • Ashley - 8.5 out of 10 Macready beards (buy)
                    • Ryan - 10 out of 10 Keep your dirty underwear out of my kitchen (buy)

                      • There Thing 2011

                      • Raul - 9 out of 10 Malfunctioning flame throwers (buy)
                      • Ashley - 5 out of 10 Blah (avoid)
                      • Ryan - 6.5 out of 10 Teeth fillings (bargain bin buy)

                        • Links:

                        Website Links:

                        Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com

                        Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters

                        Ashley Links:

                        Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley

                        Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley

                        Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ashley.pinkard

                        Raul Links:

                        Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters

                        Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/

                        Ryan Links: 

                        Twitter: https://twitter.com/HorrorFanRyan

                        Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055

                        Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003

                        2 hr 18 min
                      • The B-side Top 10

                        First Episode of 2022 and it's a super special bonus episode in a series of bonus episodes we decided to call The B-side. This is Raul and Ashley running down their top 10 favorite horror movies of all time. No reviews, no guests, just two friends talking about dope ass horror movies. 

                        Website Links:

                        Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com

                        Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters

                        Ashley Links:

                        Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley

                        Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley

                        Raul Links:

                        Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters

                        Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/

                        Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055

                        Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003

                        1 hr 50 min
                      • Episode 12: Christmas Special

                        Christmas may have come and gone but join hosts Raul and Ashley special guest Brian Scott and impromptu guest Corpse as we talk Silent Night deadly Night 1 & 2, and the short movie Treevenge. Stick around to the end for the special Christmas giveaway. 

                        Ratings

                        Silent night Deadly Night

                        • Raul - 10 out of 10 Racks on Racks (buy)
                        • Corpse -   8 out 10 racks on racks (buy)
                        • Brian - 10 out of 10 Decapitated snow men (buy)

                          • Silent Night Deadyl Night 2

                          • Raul - 9 out of 10 Bloody Umbrellas (buy)
                          • Corpse - 10 out of 10 dead rapists (buy)
                          • Brian - 10 out of 10 Decapitated mother Superiors (buy)

                            • Treevenge

                            • Raul - 10 out of 10 Exploding baby heads (Must watch)
                            • Corpse - 10 out of 10 Tree rapings (must Watch)
                            • Brian - 9 out of 10

                              • Links

                              Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.com

                              Twitter - https://twitter.com/In2Monsters

                              Ashley Links:

                              Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley

                              Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/barelyashley

                              Raul Links:

                              Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonsters

                              Letterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/

                              Brian Links: https://twitter.com/BrianDarthScott

                              Corpse Links: He's already in your house. It's already to late.

                              Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055

                              Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003

                              2 hr 39 min

                            About Headlong Into Monsters

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                            Headlong Into Monsters is a horror podcast for people who love scary movies, made by people who love to talk way too much about them.

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