Look. we know what room 101 ACTUALLY was. One of us has a literature degree, dontcherknow. But that's an unpleasant motif for a podcast to adopt, so instead we're "pulling a BBC" and instead getting you to list all the things you hate, such as:

- Hit Points!

- Alignment!

- Non-standard dice!

- And many more.

Also we design a game called FULL CONTACT CENTRE and very nearly set a battle royale game on the enormous, lumbering bulk of a positively brobdingnagian Elton John.

Much love,

- G+C

They're fresh out of Nandos and ready to rock - all the way to the sun, to inject a thermonuclear device into the core which will reignite the dying star and save humankind. Which would be hard enough if they weren't all wankered on Carling and trying to show their bums off to Mission Control.

Also featuring - Nicholas Lyndhurst: Timefucker, Ham Dodgers, a name for Giant Mosquitos, and an extended intro about weddings

Episode 99.5! It isn't 100 yet as we want to do something wonderful and can't think of what that thing is. If you have ideas please post them to the regular places. While we have a good hard think enjoy today's episode containing:

Design tolerance of wargames and RPGs

Monster girls

Horror one shots

New games!

Goat dream daddy

Hippo crits

The guys in the van

New phone who dis?

Eleanor rigby simulator 2019 (for which we apologise)

It is a corker.

Come give us a big hug,

Grant & Chris

We develop a romance sim for pandas, but not before also sketching out Flavourpunk 2076, a Looney Tunes prison escape simulator, Ghast of the Summer Wine and several other games. We're professionals! This is what we do!

Much love,

- Grant and Chris

It's ya boys Grant & Chris spitting knowledge at you like someone choking on their morning coffee. The information showering you today and making your clothes smell like a hipster coffee shop is comprised mainly of:

UK monster sightseeing tour

Bone Dice

death spirals and verisimilitude or pain bonuses and shonen anime

Phylacteries for the modern Lich

Masked balls - Wherein we accidentally make another video game.

Monstrous species and their place in the world.

So take this napkin, wipe yourself down, and enjoy.

- G&C

God, people, eh? People are just the worst. They have all the wrong kinds of dice and they roll them in the wrong places. Also in this episode:

- Alignment systems, why they suck, and a lot of anti-Tory rhetoric

- Ethics of PDF sharing

- Dis-inviting people from a group (without faking your own death)

- Hugely complicated dining tables

And several more! We love you!

- Grant and Chris

Welcome back to another week with HDF. We have specially formulated these sounds just for your gorgeous ears. Expect to be besieged with such titillating topics as:

Privilege milk

Which aspects of daily life make use of game mechanics?

Modern traps

BIG CASH MONEY

Wino animal companions and champagne artillery

Dungeons & dick pics

So get a mug of tea ready, sit yourself down and soak it all up you adorable person.

- Grant & Chris

It's weird; you'd think there'd be more superheroes with powers that originate from hexing their children. Also in this episode:

Swearing in fantasy roleplaying games

The best curses?

A perfect age at which to pretend to be an elf

The Holiday Killer

What, in hit point terms, does it mean to have someone bite your cock off

And many more!

- Grant and Chris

We didn't forget the episode number again. Nope.

Contained with episode NINETY-FOUR Grant and Chris wax lyrical about:

Physically assaulting Frog Croakley for ideas

Seeking question sources

Punctuation and ancestry names

Slimes and animate limbs

Impostor syndrome

Hugs & Kisses,

G&C

Fair warning: this episode has an even lower audio quality than normal, as we're adapting to a new flat. Also: we don't answer any questions in it. HOWEVER: if you want to know what to buy your GM for Valentine's Day, because it's a scant six weeks away, then this is the podcast for you!

Much love,

- Grant and Chris