It's gross, but it happens to everyone at some point in their lives. Best to try and enjoy it.

Much love,

- Grant and Chris

It is Christmas eve. All through the house Grant & Chris were arguing about a range of Christmas themed topics, including such gems as:

Christmas beverages

Pigs in blankets and Yorkshire puddings have a fight

What is a Christmas elf?

The candy cane conspiracy

Rudolph Vs. The polar express

Yule log replacements

Entity chefs.

It gets odd, it gets festive, and it gets very hearty after a bucks fizz or two.

Mad Christmas love from G & C

Chris is still ill, but we're here, hewing raw podcast from the rock walls of the podcast mines to render down into something listenable. We hope you appreciate the effort we've gone to. In this week's episode:

- RPG tattoos

- D&D PVP

- Fixing magic systems

- Collectible Card RPGs?

And several more!

Much love,

- Grant and Chris

Chris is ill. Not the cool kind, the phlegm kind. It's gross. Partly because of this a solid chunk of this episode is comprised some of the stranger things rattling around in Grant & Chris's brain meats, such as:

Post-post dragonmeet roundup

teensy tiny review section as we bought a bunch of books

Inspiring classes

Making bad decisions fun

Challenge Anneka

Overwatch waifus

Pokemon waifus

We build "Depression: The RPG"

Nostalgia

An intro for a large ham

Dangerously big love from,

Grant & Chris

Camel-Man, Camel-Man

Does whatever a camel can

Does he have an efficient gait?

You had better believe it, mate

Look out

Here comes the Camel-Man

- G+C

Bit of a weird one this week. That is to say weirder than usual. Treat yourself to Grant & Chris talking at length about:

Super limited body art rules

Dead trousers

Worldbuilding?

The horseman's word

The forever system

Extended wanking monologue

TPKs

Arming Nazis (but in a good way)

Beating someone to death with a telephone

Cow Owls

So brace for impact and get some Hearty Dice Friends inside you.

- G&C

We've all got one somewhere: maybe it's under the bed, or at the back of your wardrobe, or in your attic. But at some point in everyone's life you make a functional mystical womb, for occult purposes, and there's no shame in doing so.

Also in this week's episode:

- Dad hobbies

- The worst possible rules mechanics

- Bee injuries

- Innocent Biotech Corporations

- Ultra Light Rules

- Triple-sized possums

And many more. We adore you. Come here, beautiful - let us give you a warm embrace.

- G+C

So let's say you need a coven of celebrity witches, quick cinematic fights, or an extended discussion about why Dwarves are awesome. You are lost and alone, stranded in a mental prison. Who will rescue you? Who will save you from this torment?

The Hearty Dice Friends of course! For a very reasonable fee they will help you out of almost any non-dangerous predicament!

Back with their classic brand of irreverent humour, tired funnymen Grant & Chris deal with the issues facing the roleplaying community today. Examining such topics as:

- Playing games in literal Hell

- VR

- Reading RPGs for fun

- Fear of game mechanics

- and so much more!

So please join our hosts for more advice, poignant and tender emotional scenes, and the odd nob joke.

- Grant & Chris

WoooOOOooooOOO! It's a spooky theme episode! This week:

- Fuckable skeletons?

- Haunted fridges?

- Three intros?

- Pinhead Ker-plunk?

- Kelpies?

And several more. Much spooky love,

- G + C