We answer player & GM gripes, suggest the best use of balsa wood to fool a problem player and examine Hey Arnold as an Urbanomancer.

Hugs & Kisses

- G & C

A dramatic reading of a Google Chrome translation of an official Japanese Games Workshop website detailing the adventures of a group of proud and noble Space Marines.

It's time to learn our most valued secret technique - how to not go utterly deranged at conventions. We helpfully released it the week after Nine Worlds ran in London, so you've got a full year to practice. Okay? Okay,

Lots of love,

- Grant and Chris

We ran out of questions.

Grant was off on his holidays so we didn't have time to get a fresh shipment of questions in. So we turn to twitter for game ideas.

You people over-delivered.

XoXoX

G&C

Hoo-ey, these are some HOT BOYS! These boys are juicy! These boys are ready to dispense sweat AND roleplaying wisdom! Get a load of these boys, everyone!

What happened to episode 69? I'll tell you: we had to put it away in a special vault. It was simply too sexy. Anyway, in this week's episode:

- Fixing the quagmire that is Play-by-Post

- Fuckable boats

- Do mimics have children?

- What to play after D&D?

- Seducing a wall-monster

And many more! We adore you.

- Grant (also Chris)

You can get a lot of leverage over someone simply by stealing their dog. Also in this episode:

- Writing your first adventure

- Fuck/Marry/Kill the Spire PC classes

- Two different kinds of difficult player

- Why isn't levelling up the players' decision?

And several more. We adore you. Come over here and we'll give you a gentle hug.

- G+C

Who says trolls can't be lawyers, too? Not us. Also in this week's episode:

- Replacing Monks

- Pick-and-mix classless

- Copyrighted hands

- Gelatinous cubes

And several more. Lots of love,

- G+C

Grant's a bit obsessed with bingo this week. In other news:

- Which dice would make the most considerate lover?

- How do you handle different levels of character power or authority in a party?

- Making death meaningful

- Making Cthulhu & Friends scary again

Two fat ladies! Dinner for two! The Lawnmower!

- Grant and Chris

We talk at length about:

- M Theory, one of the fundamental theories of physics

- Flat Earth Theory, the TRUTH behind the globalist conspiracy

- Robot Wars, and how we'd make it better even though it was really good in the first place

Thank you all for your ongoing support. We love you. Come here, you.

- G+C