Is it a bird? Is it... a plane? No - it's Iggy Pop, sunbaked and wretched, stomping fierce and incandescent through the abandoned streets of our nation's capital. Can YOU stop him? No.

Advice:

- RPGs with good, free quickstart rules

- Is hating undead racism?

- Rerolls, and how to make them work in the fiction

- Levelling up, and how to make it interesting

Design:

- Don't Go In The Basement

- Logan's Nan

- Fake Heart Surgeon: FLATLINE

- The Unstoppable Iggy Pop

- Gary Busey Gauntlet

- Golf Unlimited

And many more. Well? Several more.

Lots of love,

- G+C

"Tell me, young man, what are you prepared to sacrifice to win the Premier League? Oh yes, yes, your time, your money, your friendships. These concerns are as dust when compared to the cost of true power. What if you were willing to sacrifice... a goat? Come, take up this carpet knife, join me by the crimson block, and you'll get the Hat Trick you so sorely crave."

Also featuring:

- The Best Vancian Magic Spell

- Skeleton Impersonations

- Spotlight moments

- Pog Tycoon

- Calm Your Tits: An Immersive VR Experience

And at least one more thing, I reckon! We love you.

- G+C

What, you want a house that *isn't* in one of the Sand Worms from Dune? In THIS economy? Listen: start small, by which I mean, start large, by which I mean, get inside this sand worm and find yourself a life partner by picking through the rubble it's eaten. Okay? Pfft, *millennials.*

In this week's episode:

- Non-verbal gaming solutions

- What kills a session fastest for you?

- Getting over the inevitable realisation that none of your ideas are original

And:

- Tree Pilvedrivers

- The Stock Market Crash of 1929, but with wrestling

- Harvest Moon, but it takes place inside a giant undulating worm

And many more. We adore you.

- Grant and Chris

Wotcher!

It's Monday, that means more of us uncomfortably close to you ears. The week's sweet nothings include:

House Rules

Fuckable Magic

&

important Owned Items

We also design the absolute heck out of:

Godzilla's Court Mandated Therapy Sessions

Skellington Dating

Monumentalists

&

Wrestlezoo

So, good luck with all that.

G&C

How is it you pronounce "yacht?" No-one knows for sure, but one thing we do know is that we're going to have them. One each. We haven't decided what they're going to look like but they're definitely going to be lovely. In this week's episode:

- Naming Things, the Hardest Part of Games Design

- Maintaining focus at the table without use of chains OR irons

- Steven Seagal's Stealthy Seagulls

- Locomotive Engine Team Redeemer Z

- THORN, the theoretical game that is going to pay for those yachts

And many more. We adore you. Gallivant around on our yachts; we have ping-pong, and 7-Up.

- Grant and Chris

"Hey! Down here! Yes, it's me, tiny Jeremy Corbyn! I'm only two inches tall and I need YOU to help me run the country!"

Also in this episode:

- Making currency in roleplaying games at least slightly interesting

- Shit that other players do that we hate

- Performing the old "Jack Reacher'round" to Tom Cruise in an F15

- The Surprisingly Upsetting World of Dogs Making Pancakes

- And several more!

Much love,

- Grant and Chris

We are back! Chris is no longer dying from what was no doubt the actual plague so we can record his voice without risk of audio infection.

We answer questions on vocabulary and seduction, design games of Nigella and glass, and generally emit the precise words you want to hear.

Enjoy, to the best of your particular ability.

Grant & Chris

Look, we all know what you want, and that is some saucy Dragons. We have you covered, but it is at the end so you'll just have to wait. Until then enjoy these delightful topics:

Replacement humans

Goblin appliances

Playtest organisation

Get yourself a blast of our amazing design jingle by Nick Siepmann. (Devilfish101 on our discord)You can find more of their work at https://nsfolkmusic.bandcamp.com/

Mob Circus

Up the Wizard's sleeve

Dragon Dating

Be good to yourselves, you've earned it.

- G&C

We design a charming post-apocalyptic game about robots trying to bring humans back to the earth, but we 100% don't focus on the sex. Okay? Seriously. It's non-problematic. Also featuring:

- Monsterhearts X Crufts

- Fiona Apple album titles as game names

- Gameshow Dungeons

- OPERATION DESERT FUCK

- Moth Busters

- Enter the Clorgdome

And several more. We love you. Come here, you.

- Grant and Chris

Hi, I'm the Ghost of Tom Clancy, and I'm here to say: you absolutely must take part in a futurewar! Pop on these noisy goggles and "do a drone," then join me in the Operations Room where we can talk about all the different kinds of telescope you can attach to your gun.

In this week's episode:

QUESTIONS: New Oaths for Paladins, Dove Games, Rural Cyberpunk

DESIGN: Lich, Please; The Manchurian Candi-date; An Extended Treatise on Through The Keyhole; Britney Spears

And many more! Yrs,

- The G of TC