Heathen Down Under

Happy New Year Heathens! Gretchen and Heath are here discussing Miley's top falling off in Florida and WTF was going on in Times Square this New Year's Eve! We talk about fireworks from our front yard and making out into the New Year!

Heathen chit chats about the latest repercussions of the JK Rowling scandal, the capitalistic heartbeat of YouTube and what crypto currency we like rocking in to 2022! We also cover Antonio Brown running off the field!

Hear about the podcasts we love this week, the latest cyclone saga of Australia and how we're rolling into 2022! Bang Bang!!

Happy last show of 2021 Heathens!

Heath and Gretchen are wrapping up the year sharing our highlights and lowlights of 2021! We discuss the James Franco interview, why Amber Heard's dog name is stupid and how to take a proper mugshot!

Heathen also throws back to the Anthony Weiner scandal, gives an update about breaking onto Sofia Franklyn's podcast and reflects on how our first calendar year of podcasting has gone down!

Get ready for 2022 Heathens! Love and kisses for everyone who has joined us in 2021! Yeow!!

PS: Here's the cookie recipe! https://bit.ly/3HkyNBl

G'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are here spinning episode 39 out of a professional studio this week and sounding sexy AF!

Join Heathen for the goss about the Australian government printing health advertisements that feature B grade celebrities with needles pointing at their head! We also give weekly updates including judgemental market dwellers and stuffed mushroom tips!

Heathen shares our perspectives about the TikTok ASMR fad and what made our exes bat shit crazy! This includes naked felons hanging out of apartment windows on 9th Avenue in Hell's Kitchen NYC!

Welcome back!

Happy Tuesday Heathens!

Episode 38 has arrived and Heath and Gretchen reveal the TRUTH about our RELATIONSHIP and being pregnant 10 weeks after we met!

Heathen also covers our trip away this week, eating camel cheese and our views and feelings about pregnancy porn and naked preggo pics! 

Tune in and hear about the tragedy of small town Tindering; how no sex tapes are ever actually leaked; and how Heath feels about celebrity sex videos!

G'day Heathens!

Welcome to another Tuesday pow wow! This week, Heathen shares our feelings about the journey of Colton's coming out that we watched on Netflix and actually made through!

Gretchen also shares her memories of Russians in New York City, which include being roofied and debatably almost kidnapped! Heathen also discusses the current company in St Petersburg who might want Gretchen to write for them.

Heathen covers another home inspection post the pseudo eviction; what hanging around with Wall Street chiefs was like; and how we agree with everyone who says that Tristan Thompson is a dirt bag!

Enjoy, lovers!

Hola mundano Heathens!

Heath and Gretchen are here for week 36 to share the latest life-ly highlights; what's on our mind; and how to correctly send a dick pic!

Heathen shares our feelings following the library cancelling our podcast recording dreams; Gretchen's fond memories of phone sex; and the latest Australian fetish scandal!

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Happy Tuesday Heathens!

This week Heath and Gretchen talk about why we reckon Adele is skating on thin ice! Gretchen also dissects whether or not she's going to get cancelled for liking the new Kid Rock song and Heath provides background about the latest Aussie cricket scandal and ensuing texts!

Heathen further shares our nitrous goals; where to get the best pre-made pizza crusts in Australia (it's not what you think!); and what the Queensland State Government spelt wrong this week!

Welcome to episode 34 Heathens!

Heath and Gretchen are here to tell everyone about how to get busy in the blue skies of Vegas and which rock and roll stars are publically pissing down throats this week!

Heathen offers further information about how to drink now and pay later in Australia; how terrible the pizza down here is and what that means for pregnant women from NYC; and a throwback to when the government dished out cash to the Aussie people and we spent it all on hookers, blackjack and booze!

Gretchen further advises why she hearts Sia as well as cancel culture!

Happy Tuesday Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back for episode 33 with weekly updates from Australia; the silliest things striking us during the week; and views on our wonderful world!

We're talking about Kim saddling up for Peter Davidson's big d*ck; how the Queensland Government told us all to beat off more; and the placenta partying people partake in around the world!

Heathen shares a summary of the past six months for our new listeners; touches on our best foods lately; and spreads love and laughs like we stay doin! Welcome back! x o x

Ahoy Heathens! This week, Heath and Gretchen try to culturally concede why so many hammered men take it all off, on the spot.

Heathen discusses the corrupt, corporate cesspool posing as the Australian Podcast Awards! Glady is touched on regarding her recent hearing with regard to smuggling Aussie tax dollars to her "not boyfriend".

YouTube's capture of the horror of water birthing is addressed along with fabulous Noosa, gondolas and more!