Heathen Down Under

Join Heathen live from our Sofitel penthouse for Episode 31!

This week Heath and Gretchen talk about their beachy photo shoot and how they fell in love with Noosa! Gretchen admires Kylie's knack to make pregnancy spandex iconic and Heath gives a Craig Kelly update!

Why Brazilian reality TV trumps US shows is addressed as well as the killer motor scooters that are currently tearing up Sunshine Coast foot paths! Welcome back!

G'day Heathens! In our 30th episode we welcome Heathen Down Under's first guest, the owner of the CraigKellyMP.com domain! Tune in for our chat about who the scummiest Australian politicians are at the moment and why Craig Kelly deserves a big bag of dicks!

The weekly catch up includes our feelings about Hunter Biden smuggling US art grants for crack paintings; how we're here for Prince William Baby's ratchet comments about billionaire space travel; and what else went down this week in Australia!

G'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back with their Madame X review! We share our favourite bits and more goss about our undying love for Madonna!

Heathen further addresses our status of stranded on the great island of Australia; our joy about Britney being freed; and insight into our Adele meme!

Gretchen discusses slutty pregnancy / motherhood clothes and her new understanding of their role in women's maternal journey. Heathen taps into current border closures and how their wedding in two weeks will have no guests as a product of Australia's present apparent dictatorship! Strap in!

Welcome to our 28th episode! Australia is ripped with political scandals at the moment and we're celebrating the crashing of Facebook!

Heathen talks about Hex cryptocurrency, its fearless leader and his current European tour. We're also getting into this week's ruby grand final and our feelings about the opening act!

In entertainment, we've got farmer life and ensuing baby mamma drama! Plus much more about the week down under and trouble we're getting up to!

Hello Heathens! The Aussies are getting angry because they won't let us out! Heathen is talking about being trapped in Australia, who's had enough and our fearful leader's global tour!

Join us for our Melbourne earthquake experience, an update on our new pet magpies and feedback RE: Erykah Badu's new pussy incense!

We're talking bad television to watch when you're going through the gigs; Australia's major pizza problem; and how Korean hot noodles nearly killed us! Welcome back!

G'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back with a quick update following our Sunday Special! We talk about Canadian politics, our journey to winning The Australian Podcast Awards, merch in development and more! Welcome back!

Hi Heathens! We're releasing a special Sunday episode this week with some major announcements! Exclusively for our subscribers and faithful listeners! We love you!

Heathen also discusses Gold Coast discrimination, stealthing and Nicki Minaj! Welcome to the Sunday special!

Namaste Heathens! Gretchen and Heath are back with birthday, ass and cocaine talk to make your day funner! 

Join us for titties on Tic Toc talk and why we support T&A likes and follows. Also, for the first time in Heathen Down Under history, an article of clothing makes the 'who we'd like to talk less' list.

Heathen chats about how Australia needs to take blue cheese more seriously; the correct way to do a sunset cruise; and more ways of why Madonna is everything. Saddle up!

Welcome back Heathens! We've been lunching all over the Sunshine Coast this week and keeping up with the latest coke-head goss that's burning through all the Aussie rags!

Heathen chats about boycotting shit-house Aussie shock-jock radio DJs and how much we love the New York City weed laws in preparation for when Australia finally opens our international border and cuts us loose!

Join Heath and Gretchen for our weekly update about life down under, our ongoing love journey, the new bed and more!

Welcome to episode 22! Did you know that you can't say sucking or fucking in an Only Fans profile? Join Heathen as they discuss how to get by the Only Fans compliance team as we take one step closer to Slutty Wednesdays!

Per usual we get into who we want to talk less and our favourite eats along with our new why we hate the Internet special feature and the latest rugby scandals down under!