This is episode 86 of the WET Podcast.

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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0:00 - ChatGPT wrote this intro

1:41 - Phil quit golf

7:12 - Car talk

13:29 - Justin teaches us yoga

20:43 - Markus is going thru it (it is tissues)

25:59 - Alycast: What is wet?

28:37 - Hecklers hijacked our live show

34:29 - Red Lobster ruined Justin's life

36:54 - Canadians aren't nice when they get drunk

39:59 - We shouldn't have graduated college

44:27 - ChatGPT will be doctors, lawyers, and p*rnstars

49:16 - Heckler storms the stage

58:46 - Colt's yo-yo encore

1:00:52 - "Lesbians aren't real" - Colton Jones

1:05:15 - Finding lesbian love at Apple Bees

1:10:49 - Irish Goodbye vs German Goodbye

1:16:04 - Thanks to everyone who came to the show!

1:17:05 - How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Markus butthole

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