Hell or High Ranch Water

The girls introduce the concept of a PFL while explaining the dangers of blind trust in some of our most "trusted" people and  institutions. 

In this unfinished attempt at episode 27, Lila and Allison tell stories of golfing and fishing on Allison's would-be honeymoon. 

Allison plans a wedding on three days' notice, and the girls plan for a food shortage that may never happen. Lila celebrates the nuptials by spraying red wine and crashes Allison's honeymoon hours later.  

The girls kick off Season 2 with a series of episodes filling you in on everything you missed over the summer. Lila celebrates another trip around the sun and makes a decision that will change her life forever. 

The gruesome twosome make a big announcement. Allison shares her bed with an unwelcome guest and Lila finally learns how to use Snapchat. 

Allison discovers a sleep tracker that doesn't require any special devices and learns that her favorite beverage is less toxic than before. Lila tells the tale of yet another wild hunting adventure. 

Lila and Allison recap the series of unfortunate events that began on the previous episode. Allison discusses her love for Las Vegas and makes the case for a unique approach in Sin City. Lila explains why winning isn't everything; it's the only thing. 

Lila experiences an evening worthy of Forrest Gump lore. The girls share their mutual gratitude for unorthodox bathroom pit stops. 

Allison and Lila focus on another superpower... focus. Lila hires a homeless man to teach her how to play the harmonica. Allison discusses her love of pomodoros and skipping children’s birthday parties. 

The girls kick off a series on superpowers with an unexpected favorite. Lila tells of golfing with Kevin Costner and Allison reveals the anecdote to fears of all kinds.