Hell or High Ranch Water

To one-up Allison's fishing adventure, Lila returns to Dallas with tales of hand-to-hand combat against a wild hog. While Lila can't answer all of Allison's questions about hog castration, she reveals that she received explicit content via a work text during her flight home. 

Allison and Lila discuss magical air travel and level up with Mario Kart transportation. Meanwhile, Allison's teenaged son mocks the podcast duo more than usual. 

In the final episode from their series on environments, the girls talk about the one environment that stays with you always. Allison recounts the tale of an epic fish fight that could have pulled Lila out of the boat. Lila tells of her broken body and the Olympians, Heisman trophy winners and friends that are living inside her head. 

In their third episode on creating great environments, Lila and Allison discuss the home office and share their ideas for improvements. Allison interrogates Lila about being charming via Zoom, and Lila, late to the WFH game, laments the reality everyone else has been living for the past year.

In their episode on creating the best home environment, Allison passionately discusses the importance of water filtration, decluttering and live plants. Lila tells the tale of accidentally accumulating a taxidermy collection that would rival Teddy Roosevelt's. 

Allison and Lila kick off a new four-part series on creating optimal environments. This week they focus on sleep and the perfect setup. Allison shares her passion for Tuesday Morning sheets and seeking sleep advice from her dentist. Lila annoyingly gives useful sleep tips despite having no trouble sleeping. 

Allison refuses to acknowledge a  new member of her family. Lila explains how to create a personal cheering section at your children’s sporting events.

A historic weather event forces Allison and Lila to record in separate locations. Lila explains why millions have lost power and shares some survival tips and tricks for disasters of all kinds. Allison teaches Lila a new way to pee without water. 

The girls finally reveal the theme of their podcast. Lila revisits getting dumped on Valentine's Day in a Valentine's Day card. Allison attempts to become fluent in five languages at once. 

Allison changes her mind about her favorite beverage after learning that it may be toxic. Meanwhile she time travels to have a conversation with her 25-year-old self. Lila talks about the takeaways from her ever so brief time in a cult, including that she may or may not be a selfish asshole.