Hello Dysfunction

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January 29, 2019 S1 Ep18: Foreskin & Pepper Spray
This week's discussion includes circumcision, pubic hair preferences, parental enablers, the new abortion law, birth control tips, war on sex workers, views on Future and Chris Brown, how to avoid being roofied, and why you should always double check your teeth before going to a dentist appointment.
As always, enjoy.
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2 hr 16 min
January 22, 2019 S1 Ep17: Are You International?
This week's episode wishes a happy birthday to MLK, touches on some current political dysfunction, the raising of older kids, the effects of drugs and mental illness on a family. Crystal's unhealthy ice cream addiction and bizarre eating habits, pledge to only steal from big corporations, listeners questions, a couple sleep walking stories and book yourself a Dom TKO ;)
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1 hr 43 min
January 15, 2019 S1 Ep16: So Fuckin Majestic
The following are Rob's guy notes:
1. Range rover white girl curves
2. Pata watched netflix and been on her meds
3. Back page and cryptocurrency
4. Minimalism
5. Documentary disagreements
6. Sexworkers
7. Good karma moments
8. Government fuck ups
9. Face advice
10. Golden showers and rough sex
11. Billy's tomatoes weed plants got busted
12. Pata family crack
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1 hr 43 min
January 15, 2019 S1 Ep16: So Fckin Majestic
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1 hr 46 min
January 09, 2019 S1 Ep15: Stay Outta The Creek
Dog rescues, R. Kelly's bullshit, disturbing childhood stories, bullying, some parenting tips, and dirty creek rendezvous.
Trigger warning- sexual assault, grooming and other sensitive issues are discussed.
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1 hr 51 min
January 01, 2019 S1 Ep14: God's Well
It's New Year's Eve and in this final episode of 2018, Pata Fria and Crystal discuss the new year, white parents w mixed children, repairing your credit, being a submissive Christian wife, how Pata Fria got scammed on craigslist and having foul-mouthed children.
Have a safe and happy new year. Don't drive drunk.
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1 hr 33 min
December 25, 2018 S1 Ep13: "Cheese Sandwiches"
This week the chaos of Christmas, vintage tips on how to snag a husband, Karma and a false birth control method are all discussed. Crystal shares some family dysfunction and we find out why you shouldn't tell Pata Fria you own a restaurant. Happy Holidays xo
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1 hr 23 min
December 18, 2018 S1 Ep12: The Playboy Club
Mental health, toxic relationship behavior, and why Crystal should never enter a church kick off this week's episode. The girls also talk about period sex, shitty celebrities, pervy friends, and Pata Fria's love of shock sites. The holidays, childhood snitching, and good ol' Florida also make an appearance this episode.
As always, enjoy.
PS- Pata Fria is still NOT a doctor.
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1 hr 29 min
December 11, 2018 S1 Ep11: Gramma's Heart Attack
This week the dysfunction gets a bit serious. The girls are discussing kaiser's strike, losing virginity, relationship advice, holding grudges, a few very personal stories, and more crying (what's new). Of course the mood is lightened with some of Pata Fria's childhood antics, nail shop preferences, and gramma's "heart attack."
This episode does require a trigger warning, as sexual assault is discussed.
As always, enjoy.
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1 hr 35 min
December 04, 2018 S1 Ep10: Parental Advisory
This week the dysfunctional duo are offering up parental advice of all sorts. From the Hawaiian Pine-sol event, apologizing to your children, walking the parent/friend line, and teaching your children gratitude. The girls also touch on dick pics, "porn vs. dom" reality, and as always, listener questions. Enjoy. 💦
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1 hr 45 min

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A raw and hilarious dive into current events, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, navigating mental illness, gossip, and the political dumpster fire we’re all forced to live in.