Hello, Horses

Hello, Horses

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Hello, Horses episodes

  • The Godfather

    Leave the gun, take the cannoli and listen to this episode of Hello, Horses. Although still recovering from the nightmare that is Bram Stoker's Dracula the Hello, Horses podcast bravely visits Francis Ford Coppola's second most famous film- The Godfather! Take a break from your family this holiday season and listen to hosts Gabagool and Bada Bing discuss one of the most iconic horse appearances in cinematic history. Its the most wonderful time of the year- Merry Christmas, I want to buy some fruit!

    1 hr 18 min
  • Waterworld

    We are living in a waterial world and we are two material podcasts hosts. Join Hello, Horses on their most surprising episode yet- Waterworld! There's not a lot to be said here.... just listen to the episode.....

    1 hr 43 min
  • Tremors
    It's Halloween! The time of witches, ghouls, goblins and GRABOIDS! Join the Hello, Horses podcast as they celebrate the spookiest time of the year by discussing the western sci-fi monster movie- TREMORS (of course)! Hello, Horses never takes a horse appearance in a great movie for *granite* and you don't need to be a Geology grad student to know that this movie rocks! Listen to the newest episode now; it's a 12 on the richter scale. You may want to avoid jumping on your pogo stick while listening though.....
    1 hr 46 min
  • Shrek

    Once upon a time, in a far away land there were two bored people who decided to make a podcast that only discussed movies with horses in them but lacked a horse based plot... and someBODY once told them there were horses in this movie! Join hosts: [MAGICAL ALIAS] and [FAIRYTALE ALIAS] as they delve into this enchanted fairytale full of love, companionship, early 2000s songs, anachronisms and all things anti-fascist. Pop some headphones in your weird little ogre ears and listen to the episode so nice they had to record it twice (because they accidentally deleted the first one). Hurry! Before Lord Farquaad banishes this podcast to a swamp! If you listen, you will live happily ever after <3

    1 hr 48 min
  • Big Fat Liar
    Are you blue da ba dee da ba daa? If so, then you and Paul Giamatti as Marty Wolf have a lot in common! You're both the color blue AND you would love this new episode of Hello, Horses because it's all about the hit film Big Fat Liar! As Marty Wolf famously says to the child whose intellectual property he stole "It's a dog eat dog world" but could it also be a horse eat horse world? It is not, but there are horses in this movie! So, make up whatever lies you need in order to get out of your responsibilities and listen to the biggest, fattest episode of Hello, Horses yet!
    1 hr 48 min
  • Mrs. Doubtfire

    Well, hulloooooooooo! This episode of Hello, Horses is all about the Robin Williams vehicle: Mrs.Doubtfire! We all know this movie features a lot of transphobic devices but did you know it also features some horses?! There's not a lot to say in this episode description... so just come give a listen and have one of your favorite childhood movies ruined!

    1 hr 37 min
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Bring out your headphones because there's a brand new episode of Hello, Horses out now! The hosts have been bestowed the power to point out horses in films by the Lady of the Lake and much like King Arthur's quest for the Holy Grail, it has become their life's purpose. How many horses will be spotted in this 1975 Monty Python adventure-comedy? Could be 1, 2, 3....but 5 is right out! If you don't check out this episode then your mother probably smells like elderberries..... 

    1 hr 44 min
  • The Parent Trap (The One w/ 2 Lindsay Lohans)
    What if the tale of King Solomon was a kooky story about two identical twin sisters? Well, you would get The Parent Trap. Join the hosts (two identical twins who had been separated by their parents) as they work through this surprisingly horrific plot of familial separation, child brides (?), poor wedding decisions, ships used as aphrodisiacs and of course the best topic of all- HORSES! Dennis Quaid might rock a cowboy hat like no other, but is he charming enough to baptize the sins of this film? Find the family your parent knowingly deprived you of and listen to find out!
    1 hr 54 min
  • Brewster's Millions (1985)

    An uncle you've never heard of has just died and left you with a very specific and intriguing set of instructions: Listen to this new Hello, Horses episode about Brewster's Millions (1985) and you will inherit $300 million!!! This movie has a stacked cast of comedic legends, stacks on stacks, stacks of horses and maybe a political message about wealth disparity.... We aren't quite sure, but one thing's for certain this episode is a home run! 

    1 hr 19 min
  • Oliver!

    Oliver! Oliver? Oliveerrrrrrr!!!!! Hello, Horses's first musical episode will have your feet tapping and the amount of horses will leave your head spinning. Truly, so many horses. After this episode you won't be saying "Please sir, I want some more." (Specifically regarding horses, not this podcast) Travel back to Dickensian England with the Hello, Horses podcast as they work through this 1968 classic. This is definitely an episode you don't want to Dodge-r.....if you have to pick a podcast or two- pick this one! 

    1 hr 3 min

About Hello, Horses

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A podcast in which we discuss films that feature horses but lack a horse-based narrative.