Hello, Horses

Blend up the margaritas and put on some Harry Nilsson! Keeping up with Hello, Horses tradition where we record a holiday themed episode and then don't release it in time, this episode is all about Practical Magic! Join hosts Daniel and Emily as they navigate the topsy-turvy plot of this 1998 supernatural thriller/rom-com and come to a complete stop to talk about the most bewitching character actress of all time- Margo Martindale! Use your PTA phone tree or your telekinetic witch powers to gather your coven for a pancakes and podcast party because this episode will leave you spellbound.  

Puff puff and don't pass on this special episode of the Hello, Horses podcast! To celebrate 4/20, hosts Daniel and Emily discuss the famous stoner comedy classic, Half Baked. This movie solidified Dave Chapelle as a comedy icon, but Hello, Horses believes its high time Buttercup got some recognition as well. Sorry, but you have to pause whatever Grateful Dead song you're listening to, cuddle up with an abba-zabba, and join us in shit talking the D.A.R.E program...its what Killer would have wanted. 

Feeling dead inside after a year in quarantine? Let hosts [NAMES REDACTED] crack open the book of the dead and resurrect you! This month join the Hello, Horses podcast as they review the swashbuckling, modern classic- The Mummy! A film crawling with traumatizing horrors, an unimaginable amount of horses, and one poorly worded sentence that they simply cannot get over. Listen to the many ways in which  [NAMES REDACTED] were scarred by this movie during their childhood and hold on to your pith hats for the spoOoOoOkiest horse appearance in all of Hello, Horses' history. Well, now its time for the ole Fraser Exit *grabs rope, jumps down hole*

What's almost as good as releasing a Christmas episode in December? Releasing it... eventually. Lace up your sneaks and lie for your own personal gain because this episode of Hello, Horses is all about A Christmas Prince! Join hosts, [INSERT CHRISTMAS THEMED ALIAS] and [INSERT CHRISTMAS THEMED ALIAS] as they visit everyone's favorite Netflix original movie about two boring blonde people falling in love. This movie has it all; prat falls, a precocious child, situations where the leads almost kiss but are then interrupted, and of course HORSES! So cozy up underneath some mistletoe and give this episode a listen. 

Bleh! Velcome to this vonderful episode of the Hello, Horses podcast! This week we discuss Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula. This film is stacked with Hollywood heartthrobs and spooky thrills- but did you know it is also stacked with horses? Join hosts Daniel and Emily as they absolutely eviscerate Francis Ford Coppola, as if they have any right to do so.

Well howdyyyyyyy, kick off your cowboy boots, settle in to your wooden rocking chair and enjoy the sweet whipperwhil-esq sound of the Hello, Horses podcast. This week we explore everyone's favorite historical heist film- National Treasure! Yes, this movie has Nic Cage and John Voight in it- but did you know it has a horse?? Join hosts Emily and Daniel as they simply point out the fact that there are horses in this movie.