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  • #199 - Imam Let You Finish

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    It's mostly about war this time.

    • VIETNAM WAR: Oh no Anders has been watching documentaries again.
    • WORLD WAR III: Well why not kick things up a notch already?
    • BREXIT PART ONE: Here are some timely predictions from back when everyone was wrong about what was about to happen.
    • 1 hr
    • #197 - Avocado

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      Maybe it should be spelled Auchvochado, but you get the idea...

      • THE BIGGEST CARROT IN HISTORY: What is Anders talking about?
      • A HOME IN THE WILD: Anders got lost in the woods and decided to stay.
      • 90 KM COMPETITION: Would it even be a competition? Why would we do this? Would some BDSM sweeten the pot?
      • By the way, Sound of Noise was the name of the film we bumbled on about near the end.

        1 hr 7 min
      • #195 - The Journeyman

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        Are you a cook or a chef? What do you want to be?

        • WEBSTER VS OXFORD: Dictionary more like hiptionary am I right
        • THE MOST AVERAGE GUITAR PLAYER IN THE GALAXY: Creativitiy and music and talent.
        • A TALE OF SEVEN SAUNAS: Learn how to talk to strangers in saunas! Most importantly, make sure you lie to them about fish. That is essential.
        • 57 min
        • #193 - Stranger Than Fiction

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          You may notice that this episode is shorter than usual, but we make up for the loss of quantity with extra quality!

          • YEAR OF THE FIVE EMPERORS: You can't have NO gladiator games, let's not crazy here.
          • HISTORICAL MOVIES: What's good and bad about it?
          • DIE HARD: We get into the story of H. H. Holmes, one of the first proper serial killers, who built a maze-like murder hotel and killed like 200 people in it.
          • 43 min
          • #191 - Dickyleaks

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            Disclaimer: We look up the biggest statues in the world and our list was 100 % incorrect, as any tiny amount of research proves. Shame on me I guess, because apparently I was reading a list of "various notable statues". To be fair I don't see why you'd put that on an article titled "List of the highest statues". I mean put that shit on "approximate list of approximately notable statues" or something. But whatever.

            • THUNDERWATCH 2016: Learn about Indestruckable, the popular new super hero.
            • BIGGEST STATUES/DICKS: The two most important questions facing today's society.
            • KUDOS TO COMMODUS: Yeah we talk about Emperor Commodus a lot this episode.
            • 1 hr 4 min
            • #189 - The Death Favour

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              How many times can your pal ask for help with burying a dead body before it becomes socially unacceptable?

              • MOST EXPENSIVE JEANS: Anything can be expensive if you put hella diamonds on it!
              • PARKING TICKETS: Anders is a rebel, he doesn't live/park within your lines, society!
              • FAVOURTISM: Apparently you can't accept a favour without swearing by the blood and honour of your clan or some shit.
              • 1 hr 13 min
              • #187 - Speed 2: Cruise Control

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                In which we discuss a movie we hate and a show that we love.

                • CRUISE CONTROL: This is your one and only spoiler warning... Because yeah we basically go through the whole movie and take apart why it is the worst.
                • UNACCEPTABLE: Anders has not completed his mission.
                • RICK AND MORTY: Go watch season 2 of Rick and Morty and then listen to the second half of this episode, which is also available separately at awesomepedia.org/showswhatyouknow.
                • 1 hr 14 min
                • #185 - Panda VS Human

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                  Welcome to my bunker, Wife Seven, I hope you'll enjoy your stay. Oh, what? Yeah that's your new name, don't worry about it...

                  • REALM OF UNCERTAINTY: That shaky feeling you get when you think too much.
                  • THE ENVIRONMENT: Just don't think about it, Anders. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.
                  • WHAT ANIMALS COULD YOU KILL: It's just a matter of time before the alien overlords order a tournament between the species, so we'd better get ready.
                  • 1 hr 2 min
                  • #183 - Hamen

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                    "If you say it enough many times it becomes established words in the society."

                    • HIP TO BE SQUARE: Anders had a drawing exercise this week to design three characters, each based on a dominant shape, square, triangle and circle.
                    • HAMEN: We go through some local home-cooked sayings and expressions!
                    • HOW ARE YOU GONNA DIE: And who's gonna fertilize the ground if we're not down there being dirt?!
                    • Here are the drawings Anders made: Circle Dog, Triangle Admiral, Square Man. We talked about it more after recording the show, throwing ideas back and forth and here is some fan art that Jakob doodled to underline the shapes – and here's another iteration.

                      1 hr
                    • #181 - Do You Have Any Negative Qualities

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                      Did we tell you that Anders is the new village elder?

                      • JOB INTERVIEWS: Hey here's job interview tips from two incredibly employed guys.
                      • ICELAND: If you're leaving the village you may as well leave the country.
                      • SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW 6: For the final time we delve into the world of Heroes Reborn!
                      • 1 hr 7 min

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                      A comedy / culture show by two deranged Swedish fellows named Jakob and Anders. Updates every other Friday.