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  • #159 - Where Dreams Come True

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    You want podcast? We got podcast! This episode marks the return of former (and current?!) show member Carl/Calle. Listen to the end for the first instalment of On The Road With Carl.

    • DREAMS ARE DUMB: A subconscious pitch for a movie where Spider-Man and Kingpin eat ice cream on the pier leads to us taking apart why being a mindreader would be terrible. Unless you were reading Anders' mind maybe.
    • MAKING THE CRAP: It's the hardest part of any creative process. Anders was going to be drawing a lot this summer – how is that going? Was it all talk?! (Yes.)
    • ANTI WALTER WHITE: Get your finances in order! Have you sorted out your pension?!
      • 1 hr 17 min
    • #157 - Tony Potatoheart

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      The episode where we talk smack about everyone who has ever been on the show.

      • WOW YOU STILL DO THAT: A new review from an old listener sparks a retrospective where we lift away the kimono and allow you a peek inside the inner workings of the show.
      • SECRET COMPETITIONS: They are the basis of all society, and the reason you look at "happy people" and hate them. (Everyone does that, right? It can't just be me...)
      • PASTA VS RICE VS POTATO: The ultimate battle of ultimate cookery.
        • 1 hr 11 min
      • #155 - It's Robin Hood I Want

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        We've been to an archery range so of course our brains are buzzing with bows and arrows. Why does Jakob hate talented people? What would we do in the apocalypse? (Die immediately.)

        • WINKING 101: Jakob manipulates Anders' eye-lids, feeling his eyeballs move underneath and oh god so gross. We also explore Anders' body in other fun ways.
        • PULL WITH YOUR BACK: Let us tell you how and when and why to archer.
        • PRIME VS. ZOOM: So you want to be a photo-type person? Hope you're looking forward to spending all your money on lenses forever.
          • 1 hr 8 min
        • #153 - Subversive Social Media

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          Midsummer again! Aagh! This junk again!? With the costumes and the fiddles? Oh okay fine let's do it. Join us this week to find out about the Swedish crusades (no, not the ones you're thinking of), and we also puzzle out the origins of the Swedish flag – and why the dalahäst is a much better national symbol.

          • STOCKHOLM BLOODBATH: As always, we start with a quick history lesson. Actually I wrote that as a joke but then I realized that we actually do that every week so yeah.
          • A DALA HORSE SKULL: Come learn our one-step guide to crafting a unique online persona. Here's a hint – it involves throwing up. Also more history.
          • SUNSCREEN: Everybody's free (to wear sunscreen (except Anders)).
            • 1 hr 10 min
          • #151 - Describing in Negatives

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            Sweden's had it's National Day again and again no one really noticed or cared. Except us! Except you! Except Google!

            • PATRIOTISM: Racist assholes occupy huge chunks of our cultural heritage – what parts do we need to reclaima? What parts DON'T we need to reclaima? And will Anders EVER pass through a subway barrier without flinching?
            • IMPRESSIONISM: Anders has finally finished his stupid thing so we're done with that. In the end it's probably a great thing that he's been forced to slightly diverge from his usual impressionistic way of reading text.
            • PIXARISM: There hasn't been a lot of video content coming out of the Awesomepedia factory these past few years. Is that about to change...?
              • 1 hr 26 min
            • #149 - Actually an Arachnid

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              Anders is using words like "social construct"; he's been hanging out with too many liberals, or maybe he's a fascist, it's actually hard to tell. Jakob, of course, is a capitalist who wants your iPods.

              • CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF: You say tomato; I say I'll see you in court! You say "we're human beings and want to be treated as such"; I say "mutants must be registered, you monster"!
              • DISSERTATION: University level science is a farce. Or is it a bowl of rice?
              • CAT PERSON OR DOG PERSON: It's a trick question.
                • 1 hr 1 min
              • #147 - Fanzine VS Francine

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                Remember to not describe in negatives and that "funny" is not the same as "fun".

                • SIS2015: Jakob is back from Stockholm International Comics Festival where he filled up on thoughts and gin! We talk zines, vinyls, and delve into the history of CD, for some reason.
                • POOR LITTLE NERD: Look at Anders, nailing himself to the cross of education over here. Pfft.
                • WE'RE ALL IN BANDS: Let's have some reviews, from VANT to James Holden to Hollie McNish.
                  • 1 hr 8 min
                • #145 - The Rainbow Bridge

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                  This was recorded two weeks ago but is only up now because of our lifestyle choices. Hope you enjoy!

                  • FLASHBACK: Netflix made a new Daredevil show! So of course talking about that leads to Anders telling lies about the past, and we need to go have a look in a few flashbacks.
                  • INSIDE ANDERS: Favourite colour, food, weather, book... You know, things you always wanted to know about Anders! This is absolutely not because we have nothing else to talk about.
                  • THE ARTIFICAL TIME MATRIX: We're stuck in built in mechanism of accelerating insanity!
                    • 1 hr 16 min
                  • #143 - You're Making a Mistake, Cyclops!

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                    There were no successful TV-shows before Game of Thrones, Anders informs us, so apparently we should all just forget about The Wire, The Sopranos, The Office, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Friends, South Park, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Breaking Bad and Arrested Development. Okay? Okay!

                    • IF THERE'S NO FUNNY HATS IT'S NOT A RELIGION: We talk Mormon stuff and how it makes perfect sense, and get into how Jakob would be the most fundamental book burning priest ever.
                    • FANTASY VS SYFY: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic if you're a total moron. Is Marvel's Thor franchize hella great or hella the worst? Note that we may be biased due to being Swedish and having good taste.
                    • ONE WORD TITLES: We break down new O.W.T.s including Dig, Olympus, Allegiance, Powers, iZombie, Poldark and Younger.
                      • 1 hr 21 min
                    • #141 - Crystal Wizard Day

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                      Sex manipulation, death fear, false spirituality, those might all sound like groovy times to you, but we are here to explain why they are NOT AT ALL GROOVY.

                      • SUN OF JUSTICE: Find out about the Time War that derailed the human race, and how the white male priest class obtained dominance of the planet 5000 years ago. Also Earth has two suns.
                      • INTERMISSION: Anders gives some hard-hitting criticism to the new Drake album/mixtape.
                      • ENGULF ME, CHASM: We dive deeper and learn about GM108x, Galactic Mayan Mind transmission, and Maldek, the lost planet. Jakob also proves that Anders isn't the only person on this podcast who can't speak.
                        • 1 hr 16 min

                      About Hello There!

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                      A comedy / culture show by two deranged Swedish fellows named Jakob and Anders. Updates every other Friday.