Why is everything an adaptation of a reboot of a sequel of a remake of a prequel?
TALKING ABOUT OUR GENERATION: Multiple screens? What?! Yes it's true, Jakob would roll around on a waterbed of ipads if he could, touching all the touchpads with all his touchy bits.
SMALLVILLE BATMAN: Going into that dark uncanny One World Title Valley, we find ourselves in the back alleys of Gotham, running for our lives from these young sexy villains.
BATHROOMS: Sometimes you just gotta kick a bathroom door in, you know?