Anders' mouth is broken and so is Jakob's brain, but we're still here to give you, dear listener, your usual audio-punch up the old bracket! (Your bracket is your face.)

THIS IS A BEAT' 2: The new mixtape is dropping soon, why not have an exclusive preview?? That was a rhetorical question, you do not have a choice.

ROMANCE IS BORING: Anders breaks down romantic comedies, in musical form, and we take a look at people trying to bring movie genres into television. And why aren't there any shows about mononomy? Sorry - I meant to say - nomononogomy?

COSMOS (NOT THE SHOW): In episode 2 of this podcast we talked extensively about Mars and about Anders' unhealthy obsession with this hunk of rock. Time to revisit the subject.

The episode where Jakob complains about the lack of slashfic written about us.

BACK(LUND) TO BASICS: Jakob is sick and so Anders gets free rein over improv. We pitch new shows and get into the whole "watching people watching things" thing.

BIRTHDAYS: It's water under the bridge. Putrid, poisonous water, gushing under our very foundation.

BREAKING MY ASS: In this week's bash bin Anders explains the plot of popular detective show Mad Men and other shows he hasn't seen.

In this episode we be like telling you about the latest hottest drama and comedy television shows. Where do you go for all your up to date TV news BECAUSE I HOPE IT'S HERE

PUNK ROCK PODCASTING: We're on different sides of the country and for all intents and purposes we are recording through two tins and a very long piece of string.

IT'S THE NINETIES: In another game of "guess the one word title" we go through Scorpion, Togetherness, Galavant, Cristela, Empire, Backstrom and - my favourite - Hindsight! (PS: I remember "Galavant" is a word now so don't remind me.)

352: It seems like there's a lot more terrible television shows being made, but there's also just more shows in general, right? Let's look at the numbers!

Due to recent events we need to take a little time to discuss the political sitation in Sweden. Just pretend like it's the Star Wars senate or something, it's about as interesting.

MEEEH: Let's talk about all the strange "democrats" that pollute our riksdag, as well as our on-again, off-again relationship with elections.

SPELLBINDER: It's a 90's Australian/Polish science fiction children's show. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE

THE SNOW IS ALWAYS WHITER: As we all know it's cooler to strap one thing to both your feet than to strap one thing to each foot.

Please enjoy listening to this piece of audio art.

OMG OR YA: The part of the show where we ask you if OMG or YA. Play along at home!

ART IS TERRIBLE: Anders says he hates art, but what he actually means is that he hates things that are "artsy" and/or "fartsy".

THE GREEKS: Anders says he hates the Greeks, but what he sort of means is that he hates the ancient Greeks - but what he ACTUALLY means is that he hates his high school teachers.

Sure, you can fill up a bunch of shows talking about terrible things you've found online, but let's not underestimate the wonders of terrible television and movies.

AMAZING THINGS: We take a look at Indonesian Aladdin, The Girl from Tomorrow and Mirror Mirror (the 90's New Zealand / Australian time travel children's show, of course).

ANDERS HATES HOBBITS: We've got a new angle, I promise!! No, we're NOT just re-hashing the same things over and over I SWEAR

KEYS TO YOUR BRAIN: It doesn't matter how good or bad taste you think you have - certain media will just hack its way straight into your brainstem, no matter how shitty or wonderful it is.

This week we sail onto thin ice with no life jacket and no ice picks. HELL YEAH LET'S TALK TRANS

A BOY NAMED INGMAR: We had one of those gin and tonic parties and at some point we ran out of tonic... BUT WE DIDN'T RUN OUT OF GIN

A BOY NAMED JASMINE: "Can we talk about Disney's transgender princess?" This might be a rhetorical question but of course the answer is "Yes. Absolutely. At length."

A BOY NAMED ALADDIN: Let's go deeper. There's another level. There's always another level.

This week we get definitive. Is Keanu Reeves a terrible actor or not? Is Anders able to pronounce the word "contributing"? Is Jakob dressed up as Instagram or as a gingerbread man... from the future?

MOONSHINE PONG: Very similar to Beer Pong but a bit more fuzzy.

TITLE: There's a whole new crop of one word title shows and Anders is full of speculation.

IDEAS ARE DUMB: With exciting new hashtag technology we've collected a series of TV pitches.

Anders is boggled by both social media and "the concept of food" so this week we head into the eye of the perfect storm - the food pic. Everyone please let Anders know if you want #foodvember to happen.

DONE WITH TIME TRAVEL: Jakob has seen Looper again and has had enough, thank you.

IT'S YOUR BUSINESS: If Anders had his way facebook would be full of knife tutorials and directions to waterfalls. Possibly instructions of how to build cabins. BUT NEVER RECIPES.

BURNED OR BLAND: Does it take 15 years to learn how to cook a decent meal?

This week we're joined by Johan who gives us untold insight into the world of near leathal industrial cable production. It's more interesting than you'd think. And remember, kids - if you can smoke it, you can eat it!

WAR ON PHONES: Anders speculates on what phone he would buy if he bought a phone, and on what drugs he would do if he did drugs. Both are equally unlikely.

POWER BALANCE: Can holograms around your wrist make you athletic?! (Spoiler alert: No.)

THE OATH: I can't tell you about what we talk about in the rest of the episode. Because of the oath. You have to listen. And take the oath.