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  • #139 - Sensitive Subjects

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    Anders' mouth is broken and so is Jakob's brain, but we're still here to give you, dear listener, your usual audio-punch up the old bracket! (Your bracket is your face.)

    • THIS IS A BEAT 2: The new mixtape is dropping soon, why not have an exclusive preview?? That was a rhetorical question, you do not have a choice.
    • ROMANCE IS BORING: Anders breaks down romantic comedies, in musical form, and we take a look at people trying to bring movie genres into television. And why aren't there any shows about mononomy? Sorry - I meant to say - nomononogomy?
    • COSMOS (NOT THE SHOW): In episode 2 of this podcast we talked extensively about Mars and about Anders' unhealthy obsession with this hunk of rock. Time to revisit the subject.
      • 1 hr 8 min
    • #137 - Build More Burrows

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      The episode where Jakob complains about the lack of slashfic written about us.

      • BACK(LUND) TO BASICS: Jakob is sick and so Anders gets free rein over improv. We pitch new shows and get into the whole "watching people watching things" thing.
      • BIRTHDAYS: Water under the bridge. Putrid, poisonous water, gushing under our very foundation.
      • BREAKING MY ASS: In this week's bash bin Anders explains the plot of popular detective show Mad Men and other shows he hasn't seen.
        • 1 hr 14 min
      • #135 - They Be Like

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        In this episode we be like telling you about the latest hottest drama and comedy television shows. Where do you go for all your up to date TV news BECAUSE I HOPE IT'S HERE

        • PUNK ROCK PODCASTING: We're on different sides of the country and for all intents and purposes we are recording through two tins and a very long piece of string.
        • IT'S THE NINETIES: In another game of "guess the one word title" we go through Scorpion, Togetherness, Galavant, Cristela, Empire, Backstrom and - my favourite - Hindsight! (PS: I remember "Galavant" is a word now so don't remind me.)
        • 352: It seems like there's a lot more terrible television being made, but there's also just more shows in general, right? Let's look at the numbers!
          • 59 min
        • #131 - Portal is the New Black

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          Due to recent events we need to take a little time to discuss the political sitation in Sweden. Just pretend like it's the Star Wars senate or something, it's about as interesting.

          • MEEEH: Let's talk about all the strange "democrats" that pollute our riksdag, as well as our on-again, off-again relationship with elections.
          • SPELLBINDER: A 90's Australian/Polish science fiction children's show. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE
          • THE SNOW IS ALWAYS WHITER: As we all know it's cooler to strap one thing to both your feet than to strap one thing to each foot.
            • 1 hr 3 min
          • #129 - OMG or YA

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            Please enjoy listening to this piece of audio art.

            • OMG OR YA: The part of the show where we ask you if OMG or YA. Play along at home!
            • ART IS TERRIBLE: Anders says he hates art, but what he actually means is that he hates things that are "artsy" and/or "fartsy".
            • THE GREEKS: Anders says he hates the Greeks, but what he sort of means is that he hates the ancient Greeks - but what he ACTUALLY means is that he hates his high school teachers.
              • 1 hr
            • #127 - Even Better Than Twilight

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              Sure, you can fill up a bunch of shows talking about terrible things you've found online, but let's not underestimate the wonders of terrible television and movies.

              • AMAZING THINGS: We take a look at Indonesian Aladdin, The Girl from Tomorrow and Mirror Mirror (the 90's New Zealand / Australian time travel children's show, of course).
              • ANDERS HATES HOBBITS: We've got a new angle, I promise!! No, we're NOT just re-hashing the same things over and over I SWEAR WE'RE NOT PETER JACKSONING IT ZIINGG
              • KEYS TO YOUR BRAIN: It doesn't matter how good or bad taste you think you have - certain media will just hack its way straight into your brainstem, no matter how shitty or wonderful it is.
                • 59 min
              • #125 - Transaladdic

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                This week we sail onto thin ice with no life jacket and no ice picks. HELL YEAH LET'S TALK TRANS

                • A BOY NAMED INGMAR: We had one of those gin and tonic parties and at some point we ran out of tonic... BUT WE DIDN'T RUN OUT OF GIN
                • A BOY NAMED JASMINE: "Can we talk about Disney's transgender princess?" This might be a rhetorical question but of course the answer is "Yes. Absolutely. At length."
                • A BOY NAMED ALADDIN: Let's go deeper. There's another level. There's always another level.
                  • 1 hr 8 min
                • #123 - #PILOTSEASON

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                  This week we get definitive. Is Keanu Reeves a terrible actor or not? Is Anders able to pronounce the word "contributing"? Is Jakob dressed up as Instagram or as a gingerbread man... from the future?

                  • MOONSHINE PONG: Very similar to Beer Pong but a bit more fuzzy.
                  • TITLE: There's a whole new crop of one word title shows and Anders is full of speculation.
                  • IDEAS ARE DUMB: With exciting new hashtag technology we've collected a series of TV pitches.
                    • 1 hr 4 min
                  • #121 - #FOODVEMBER

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                    Anders is boggled by both social media and "the concept of food" so this week we head into the eye of the perfect storm - the food pic. Everyone please let Anders know if you want #foodvember to happen.

                    • DONE WITH TIME TRAVEL: Jakob has seen Looper again and has had enough, thank you.
                    • IT'S YOUR BUSINESS: If Anders had his way facebook would be full of knife tutorials and directions to waterfalls. Possibly instructions of how to build cabins. BUT NEVER RECIPES.
                    • BURNED OR BLAND: Does it take 15 years to learn how to cook a decent meal?
                      • 1 hr 11 min
                    • #119 - Phenonomenon

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                      This week we're joined by Johan who gives us untold insight into the world of near leathal industrial cable production. It's more leathal than you'd think. And remember, kids - if you can smoke it, you can eat it!

                      • WAR ON PHONES: Anders speculates on what phone he would buy if he bought a phone, and on what drugs he would do if he did drugs. Both are equally unlikely.
                      • POWER BALANCE: Can holograms around your wrist make you athletic?!?! (Spoiler alert: No.)
                      • THE OATH: I can't tell you about what we talk about in the rest of the episode. Because of the oath. You have to listen. And take the oath.
                        • 1 hr 1 min

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                      A comedy / culture show by two deranged Swedish fellows named Jakob and Anders. Updates every other Friday.