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06.24.2024

Episode 266: Devil's Kiss (1976)

While deciding if they should kiss the devil or not, Mark joins Richard to discuss Devil's Kiss AKA La perversa caricia de Satán (1976). It's got enough fashion models for a giallo and enough pseudoscience for three Frankenstein films, but...

06.10.2024

Episode 265: Puzzle (1974)

Darren Burrows joins Richard to discuss Puzzle AKA L'uomo senza memoria, a giallo from 1974. So, gas up your kitchen chainsaw because... well, just because! Check out Darren on Subjective Collective Perspective Get your copy of Giallo Meltdown and Giallo Meltdown...

05.28.2024

Episode 264: Extra Terrestrial Visitors AKA Pod People (1983)

Jeffrey and Richard get totally spaced out during their journey through the foggy woods with Extra Terrestrial Visitors AKA Pod People from Juan Piquer Simón, the director of Pieces (1982). You don't want to miss this one. Jeffrey's blog Doomed Moviethon Cinema Somnambulist Doomed...

05.13.2024

Episode 263: Amuck! (1972)

GregaMortis joins Richard to discuss the rather naughty giallo called Amuck! (1972), written and directed by Silvio Amadio. This film is definitely not pro-eel. Check out Greg's goodies: http://landofthecreeps.blogspot.com/ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/land-of-the-creeps/id479470271 https://open.spotify.com/show/0UUxOhtj1rex5sSCz0Jn5O?si=b3dd7aa16be047dc Pick up your copy of Giallo Meltdown and Giallo Meltdown 2: https://www.amazon.com/Giallo-Meltdown-Richard-Glenn-Schmidt/dp/B0CRDY18D3/ https://www.amazon.com/Giallo-Meltdown-Richard-Glenn-Schmidt/dp/150783912X/ http://doomedmoviethon.com http://doomedmoviethon.blogspot.com https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuj-7z59efubCNMRoS-PUwg http://legionpodcasts.com

04.29.2024

Episode 262: Vibrations (1996)

Simon and Richard go bionic and/or cybertronic for this episode about the bafflingly sincere Vibrations (1996). You can't doom their groove, except maybe once, but that's it. Check out Simon's blog: http://creatures-of-light-and-darkness.blogspot.com/ http://doomedmoviethon.com http://doomedmoviethon.blogspot.com http://hellodoomedshow.podomatic.com http://legionpodcasts.com

04.15.2024

Episode 261: Smile Before Death (1972)

Mark joins Richard to talk about the sexiest movie about proper garage ventilation ever made. That's right, it's Smile Before Death (1972), directed by Silvio Amadio and starring the pure perfection that the universe refers to as Rosalba Neri. It's...

04.01.2024

Episode 260: Four Flies on Grey Velvet (1971)

Brad and Richard finally conclude their discussion on Dario Argento's Animal Trilogy after taking a break from the subject for 10 years! That's right, the end of the convo we started 204 episodes ago is finally here. Welcome to 2024. Richard's...

03.18.2024

Episode 259: Strike Commando (1987)

Ian Irza joins Richard in an undisclosed location to broadcast their constant screaming to their fellow soldiers about Strike Commando (1987) starring Reb Brown, Christopher Connelly, and Italy's sweetheart Luciano Pigozzi. Then they go to Disneyland. Check out Ian's blog: https://thegoodthebadandthemacabre.blogspot.com/ Ian is...

03.04.2024

Episode 258: H!TITDS #258 - The Chill Factor (1993)

You're not really done with winter just yet, are you? Good! Because Jeffrey and Richard are here talkin' about The Chill Factor (1993). It's snowmobiles but it's horror too. That's a promise. Jeffrey's blog: http://nessuntimore.blogspot.com/ http://hellodoomedshow.podomatic.com http://doomedmoviethon.com http://doomedmoviethon.blogspot.com https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuj-7z59efubCNMRoS-PUwg http://legionpodcasts.com

12.12.2022

Episode 257: H!TITDS #257 - Curtains

Without the benefit of an acting coach or an agent between them, Brad and Richard delve almost deeply into a film called Curtains (1983). It's a neat experience to hear this episode. You should try it! http://doomedmoviethon.com http://doomedmoviethon.blogspot.com http://legionpodcasts.com

11.21.2022

Episode 256: H!TITDS #256 - Scream for Help

In a not at all literal cry (or scream) for help, Jeffrey and Richard discuss Scream for Help (1984), directed by Michael Winner. Sometimes they think it's a movie, but in fact, it's a revolution. Please enjoy them. Jeffrey's blog: http://nessuntimore.blogspot.com/ Jeffrey's other...

10.20.2022

Episode 255: H!TITDS #255 - I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House

Simon and Richard exchange sweaty costumes on this candy corn stuffed episode where they discuss the most (read as: not at all) Halloween-packed horror film ever released on the Netflix dot com website. That's right, it's I Am the Pretty...

09.28.2022

Episode 254: H!TITDS #254 - Once Bitten and My Best Friend is a Vampire

LeEtta and Richard discuss a pair of sorta kinda similar fangy monster comedy films from the 1980s! They get deep into kitchen decor talkin' as well as sharing recipes for "egg burger". This is the episode you like or at...

08.29.2022

Episode 253: H!TITDS #253 - Haunts

Richard and Brad are true haints on this episode discussing Haunts from 1977 starring May Britt, Aldo Ray, and a pre-sweaty Cameron Mitchell. They also get down but also dirty about those budget horror DVD compilations that clutter up your...

07.20.2022

Episode 252: H!TITDS #252 - You'll Die at Midnight

Simon and Richard ask their parents if they can stay up late enough to die at midnight. After being told a stern "NO", they are forced to sneak out and take matters into their own hands. These rebels talk about...

06.21.2022

Episode 251: H!TITDS #251 - Twice Dead

Jeffrey and Richard get into their one-size-fits-all tuxes to talk about Twice Dead (1988). They also discover something called "sleepy pizza". Jeffrey's blog: http://nessuntimore.blogspot.com/ http://doomedmoviethon.com http://doomedmoviethon.blogspot.com http://legionpodcasts.com

05.27.2022

Episode 250: H!TITDS #250 - Estigma

Brad and Richard take off their gowns to reveal all the tattoos and talk about episode 250 of Hello! This is the Doomed Show. Before they shut down their teleprompters, they discuss Estigma AKA Stigma (1980) from director Jose Ramon...

04.26.2022

Episode 249: H!TITDS #249 - Beyond the Darkness and The Other Hell

On this suggestively epic episode of Hello! This is the Doomed Show, Richard is joined by film critic and writer, Rachael Nisbet! They discuss Joe D'Amato's sicko classic Beyond the Darkness (1979) and Bruno Mattei's psycho nun freakout The Other...

03.21.2022

Episode 248: H!TITDS #248 - The Iguana with the Tongue of Fire

Brad makes his triumphant return to the Doomed Show so that he and Richard can discuss one of the most important issues in men's health: The Iguana with the Tongue of Fire (1971). This baffling giallo is as confusing as...

02.22.2022

Episode 247: H!TITDS #247 - You're Never Nothing

Richard is joined by special guest Sam to talk about the 5th anniversary of You're Never Nothing by GYROJETS. What? Who? Why? GYROJETS is the second best realistic music band to come out of Tampa. And their album You're Never...

02.16.2022

Episode 246: H!TITDS #246 - The Blackcoat's Daughter

Simon and Richard are not heroes but they are consistently sometimes around to help you move light to medium light furniture at reasonable rates. In this "podcast" episode, they are talking about The Blackcoat's Daughter (2015), directed by Osgood "Oz"...

01.30.2022

Episode 245: H!TITDS #245 - Awful Awesome

Richard is joined by Jacob Gustafson, author of the Awful Awesome series of books. They get into all kinds of shenanigans discussing weird and wonderful action, horror, and sci-fi films. It's a good time. Links to Awful Awesome: https://www.amazon.com/Awful-Awesome-Action-Journey-So-Bad-Theyre-Good/dp/1670049981/ https://www.amazon.com/Awful-Awesome-journey-Through-So-Bad-Its-Good/dp/B08FBCDCQG/ https://www.amazon.com/Awful-Awesome-journey-Through-So-Bad-Its-Good/dp/B08WT73G7P/ http://legionpodcasts.com http://doomedmoviethon.com http://doomedmoviethon.blogspot.com

01.10.2022

Episode 244: H!TITDS #244 - The Lair of the White Worm

Jeffrey and Richard get their snake on with Ken Russell's The Devils. Oops, I mean Ken Russell's The Lair of the White Worm (1988). It's a listener request and probably one of the best films they've ever discussed! How does...

12.27.2021

Episode 243: H!TITDS #243 - Top 10 Favorite Giallo Films

In yet another under par solo episode, Richard blabs about his giallo favorites and discovers the true meaning of wishing upon a star. He also says words. Twice. Richard's book about watching too much giallo: https://www.amazon.com/Giallo-Meltdown-Richard-Glenn-Schmidt/dp/150783912X/http://legionpodcasts.comhttp://doomedmoviethon.comhttp://doomedmoviethon.blogspot.com

12.02.2021

Episode 242: HTITDS #242 - Top 10 Favorite Slashers

Richard has finally lost his keys in a Florida snowstorm. Instead of finishing what he started with Top 10 Favorite Horror Films Part 1, he's diverting his attention to freakin' slashers for some reason. Now the listeners must behold with...

11.18.2021

Episode 241: H!TITDS #241 - Top 10 Favorite Horror Films Part 1

Richard does the one thing that no one should ever do. He's talking about his favorite horror films. He rewinds the clock back to 2010 to see what his 15 year old self thought were his favorites. This list is...

11.09.2021

Episode 240: H!TITDS #240 - Spider Labyrinth

Simon and Richard learn how to lay spider eggs but also they talk about the sexual habits of professors who travel to Budapest by way of the Italian horror strangeness of The Spider Labyrinth (1988). If you think eroticism is...

10.19.2021

Episode 239: H!TITDS #239 - Flesh Eater

Jeffrey and Richard rip their blouses over the Halloween treat known as Flesh Eater (1988). Then they explain the history of Christmas but not New Year's. Hopefully, you like zombies because they also talk about them. It's pretty cool. Jeffrey's Blog: http://nessuntimore.blogspot.com/ Richard's...

10.04.2021

Episode 238: H!TITDS #238 - An Interview With Dan Wilder

Richard sits down on his virtual toadstool to talk with writer and filmmaker Dan Wilder. They get sexy but don't talk about "making the sex act". Instead they cover a wide range of topics including their twin obsessions of cross-fit...

09.20.2021

Episode 237: H!TITDS #237 - Beyond the Black Rainbow

Simon and Richard turn their inner eyeholes upside down with a heady little film called Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010). Then they reveal their innermost fantasies about sensual candy bars and the taste of friendship. It's quite a catalog of...

09.13.2021

Episode 236: H!TITDS #236 - 10 Years Of The Doomed Show

Brad and Richard sit down and reflect on what it's like to talk for 10 years straight. That's right, it's the Official Hello! This is the Doomed Show Anniversary Show™. After exchanging gifts and smooches, they talk about topics ranging...

08.29.2021

Episode 235: H!TITDS #235 - Tales from the Quadead Zone

Jeffrey and Richard conclude their summer SOV series for this year with Tales from the Quadead Zone (1987). If your glasses don't cover your entire face then maybe skip this episode. How much forced laughter can they take? Find out! Jeffrey's...

08.03.2021

Episode 234: H!TITDS #234 - Night of Terror

Jeffrey and Richard go back to VHS Town to discuss the rather forgotten Night of Terror (1986) starring your friend and mine, Renee Harmon of Frozen Scream (1975) and The Executioner Part 2 (1984) fame. This shot-on-video film puts the...

07.19.2021

Episode 233: H!TITDS #233 - Eaten Alive

Once in a while, Simon and Richard talk about a movie and this might just be one of those times. It's Eaten Alive (1976) from your friend and mine, Tobe Hooper. They're pretty sure it's not the one directed by...

07.12.2021

Episode 232: H!TITDS #232 - 5 Films That Made Us

Special guest co-host Duncan McLeish of The Podcast Under The Stairs joins Richard to discuss the 5 films that turned them into horror movie fans. It's dangerously nostalgic but ever so sexy. Check out Duncan's shows: http://tputscast.com/podcast http://tputscast.com/chronicle http://tputscast.com/opera-omnia http://tputscast.com/wtbw http://tputscast.com/baz-v-horror http://legionpodcasts.com http://doomedmoviethon.com http://doomedmoviethon.blogspot.com

06.29.2021

Episode 231: H!TITDS #231 - Shriek of the Mutilated

There is nothing wrong with talking about The Sasquatch or The Bigfoot AKA Mr. Hairman. What's wrong is when Jeffrey and Richard talk about it. They use erotic words and phrases but not in a sexy way. They also discuss...

06.15.2021

Episode 230: H!TITDS #230 - Horror Reference Books Finale

Richard conquers bookshelves again but he never truly wins. For the sensual and arousing finale of his horror reference book talking, he talks erotically about horror reference books. Time to get real. http://www.doomedmoviethon.com/ https://doomedmoviethon.blogspot.com/ https://www.legionpodcasts.com/

06.07.2021

Episode 229: H!TITDS #229 - Horror Fiction

Richard straight up interrogates Jeffrey about his love of horror fiction. Then book talking happens. Get your paper and pencils ready because there is a quiz at the end. Jeffrey's blog: https://nessuntimore.blogspot.com/ http://doomedmoviethon.com http://doomedmoviethon.blogspot.com http://legionpodcasts.com

05.26.2021

Episode 228: H!TITDS #228 - Black Roses

Special guest co-host Cort Psyops of Cinema PSYOPS fame swings in on a guitar cable to discuss Black Roses (1988) with Richard and they get lost in each other's pickups. Lots of gear talk and stories about parents taking away...

05.10.2021

Episode 227: H!TITDS #227 - Dracula AD 1972 and The Satanic Rites of Dracula

Pardon our mess. Despite some more technical glitches, Hello! This is the Doomed Show is now ON THE AIR. Brad and Richard finally get around to discussing Hammer horror after a decade or so. They get in up to their...

05.03.2021

Episode 226: H!TITDS #226 - New Nightmare, Freddy vs. Jason and the NOES Remake

After a year of procrastination and unforeseen technical difficulties, the hugest episode since the last huge episode is here. Simon and Richard talk frankly and sexually about Wes Craven's New Nightmare, Freddy vs. Jason, and the remake of A Nightmare...

04.12.2021

Episode 225: H!TITDS #225 - Giallo And Euro-Horror Reference Books

In a meager attempt to discuss book-like objects, Richard takes dusty things off his shelves and speaks about them. In this second of three installments about horror movie reference books, he focuses on the giallo and Euro-horror genres because he...

04.05.2021

Episode 224: H!TITDS #224 - Bo of Legion Podcasts

Richard harangues Bo Ransdell of Legion Podcasts and interrogates him with questions about movies, podcasting, film-making, and video games. It's highly arousing! There was a mild hiccup with the audio of this episode, please don't comment on that fact. http://legionpodcasts.com http://picksixmovies.com https://www.amazon.com/Lost-After-Dark-Robert-Patrick/dp/B014R1W7YY/ http://doomedmoviethon.com

03.22.2021

Episode 223: H!TITDS #223 - Delirium: Photos of Gioia

Jeffrey and Richard talk about Delirium. No, not that one. THAT one. Getting back to their old pal Lamberto Bava AKA LamBava is a sensual pleasure with his sexy giallo, Delirium: Photos of Gioia (1987). Richard doesn't miss a chance...

03.15.2021

Episode 222: H!TITDS #222 - Gotcha!

Scott of EurocultAV.com joins Richard to discuss his pick, Gotcha! from 1985 starring Anthony Edwards and Linda Fiorentino. They also discuss their hair but also the highly erotic nature of a squeezing a strudel with your bare hands. Check out Scott's...

03.08.2021

Episode 221: H!TITDS #221 - Killer Workout

Brad and Richard talk about their number one favorite pastime: giant safety pin collecting. They also briefly discuss Killer Workout AKA Aerobicide. And as a bonus, they discuss their 10 favorite UNDERRATED slashers. Don't worry, the "U" word is censored. Music...

02.22.2021

Episode 220: H!TITDS #220 - Charlie And Farley

Richard virtually sits down or stands up with filmmakers Charlie Roxburgh and Matt Farley to discuss their legendary slasher film Freaky Farley (2007) and much, much more! Please support these rad duders so that they can keep making movies! Freaky Farley: https://vimeo.com/ondemand/freakyfarley/493722927 https://www.amazon.com/Freaky-Farley-Matt/dp/B07K7YH469/ Don't Let...

02.15.2021

Episode 219: H!TITDS #219 - The American Scream

Jeffrey and Richard take it to a wintry place because winter. But don't worry, it's still a highly sensual and erotic conversation for all genders. They discuss The American Scream from 1988 and do a deep dive into their collection...

02.08.2021

Episode 218: H!TITDS #218 - Richard Solo Reference Show Part 1

Richard gets dusty and nasty with some books. What kinds of books? Erotic literature? Not this time. Nope, he's talking about horror movie reference and review books. This is the first of a two parter. Richard is lame. http://doomedmoviethon.com http://doomedmoviethon.blogspot.com http://legionpodcasts.com

01.25.2021

Episode 217: H!TITDS #217 - The Hidden

Simon and Richard tried hiding but all that happened was they got beat to death for some heavy metal tapes. It was extremely erotic (at least in the Cadillac). They also talk about The Hidden from 1987 and a little...