Hello Uncle Foreigner

Most advice questions are just the asker looking for confirmation of what they already think, aren't they? Don't answer. I already know.

OoOoOo, you've got an Apple Watch, fancy pants. Why don't you just ask Siri to speak Chinese for you?

What do you do when you have to talk to people?

International cooperation is needed to get people to STOP FEEDING THOSE BOARS! They're spreading the Covids!

Hamsters, hampers, hampters, Hamptons ... we'll give you confidently inexpert advice on all of it!

We couldn't think of two people less qualified to answer the question: "How do you be a good Chinese daughter-in-law." Enjoy!

Space can't have a hole, because it's already full of nothing. #science!

Because there are definitely stupid answers. We try to reckon with the very existence of ping pong in this one.

Why aren't more people boating safely?! Take care of yourself out there.

We have no crap advice from China to give about allergies. Only facetious commiseration.