Hello Uncle Foreigner

If you're looking for cheap American food that costs the same as it did at home while you're in the middle of China, you're in the wrong country.

And remember, "The fairest price is the price you grow yourself."

How can you scoot around China? Try an intercity e-bike tour ... let us know how it turns out. It's crap advice from China!

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Of course there are. Get under the desk.

Getting rid of an art collection in a hurry definitely doesn't sound suspicious. This and more on "The Crap Advice from China Show!"

You're lining up wrong -- for one thing, you forgot your sword. Also, hot weather hockey, and more!

Due to technical difficulties, this batch of episodes may never see the glorious light of YouTube, but they're too hilarious to languish on our hard drive. So instead, we'll let them languish on the iTunes store.

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The most fun China podcast teaches YOU how to vlog.

The most fun China podcast gets a socialist haircut, or something.

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The most fun China podcast wants all of your hot gossip! Like, what's that dude Picasso been up to?

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The most fun China podcast is restraining itself from buying ALL OF THE ACTION FIGURES.

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The most fun China podcast really gets into it about writing. The secret is pleasing the sea god, Poseidon.