Hellrankers

By Steven SpratlingTV & Film Film Reviews

Hellrankers episodes

April 08, 2025 Trash Tuesday 026: Tiptoes (2004)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna talk about Tiptoes. We talk Gary Oldman on his knees, Kate Beckinsale's lucky hat, and one of Matthew McConaughey's scariest performances of all time. Imported French morphine!
Movie discussion begins at 00:19:50
1 hr 11 min
April 01, 2025 009 PIrates of the Caribbean
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna take a rum-soaked dive into the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
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1 hr 35 min
March 25, 2025 Trash Tuesday 025: The Ice Pirates (1984)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna launch into outer space with The Ice Pirates. We talk space herpes, Rollerball, and outfit changes. Don't be a space age!
Movie discussion begins at 00:18:38
1 hr 16 min
March 11, 2025 Trash Tuesday 024: 65 (2023)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna go Mesozoic with 65. We talk about an alien from a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, imagine how cool a dinosaur vs spaceman movie could be, and get to wonder what Koa's alien language is and what anything she says ever means. Not the mama!
Movie discussion begins at 00:24:08
1 hr 23 min
February 26, 2025 008 Sony's Spider-Man Universe
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank Sony's Spider-Man Universe. (The Venom trilogy, Morbius, Madame Webb, and Kraven the Hunter.) When you take on the responsibility, great power will come!
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1 hr 40 min
February 20, 2025 Trash Tuesday 023: Don't Go in the Woods (2010)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna get emo with Don't Go in the Woods (2010). We talk emo ear worms, Vincent D'Onofrio, and try to parse out why these people are in a band together. Turn the light on!
Movie discussion begins at 00:23:14
1 hr 29 min
February 11, 2025 Trash Tuesday 022: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna crash land with The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. We talk off-putting animatronic masks, off-putting characters, and an off-putting world. WE CAN DO ANYTHING BY WORKING WITH EACH OTHER!
Movie discussion begins at 00:16:17
1 hr 14 min
February 04, 2025 Trash Tuesday 021: Space Jam (1996)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna journey to the center of earth with Space Jam. We talk about the commercials that inspired the movie, the looniness of the tunes, and the banging soundtrack. Come on and slam and welcome to the jam!
Movie discussion begins at 00:10:01
1 hr 24 min
January 30, 2025 007 Phantasm
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Phantasm franchise. Boooooooyyyyy!
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1 hr 4 min
January 22, 2025 Trash Tuesday 020: Starcrash (1978)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are taking to the stars this week with Starcrash. We talk Italian filmmaking, Christopher Plummer giving his all, and a cowboy robot. YEE-HAW!
Movie discussion begins at 00:40:02
1 hr 36 min