Hellrankers

By Steven SpratlingTV & Film Film Reviews

Hellrankers episodes

January 14, 2025 Trash Tuesday 019: Nothing But Trouble (1991)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna jump to defend Nothing But Trouble. We talk phallic noses, Digital Underground, and Demi Moore being just so hot. It's a weird little treat!
Movie discussion begins at 00:16:39
1 hr 9 min
January 08, 2025 Trash Tuesday 018: Moonfall (2022)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review Moonfall. We talk megastructures, AI, and fighting the moon. THE MOON IS GOING TO HELP US!
Movie discussion begins at 00:12:10
1 hr 2 min
December 31, 2024 Trash Tuesday 017: Virtuosity (1995)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are talking Virtuosity. We discuss 90s CGI, Russell Crowe being delightfully insane, and the dystopian hellscape that 1999 may have become. KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW!
Movie discussion begins at 00:30:01
1 hr 23 min
December 26, 2024 006 Die Hard
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Die Hard franchise. Yippee-ki-yay!
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1 hr 16 min
December 18, 2024 Trash Tuesday 016: Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review The Star Wars Holiday Special. We discuss why this exists, who is responsible, and how we feel about it. STARRING R2-D2 as R2-D2!
Movie discussion begins at 00:19:03
1 hr 20 min
December 10, 2024 Trash Tuesday 015: The Santa Clause: The Escape Clause (2006)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna jump once more into the trash heap to review The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. We discuss the Santa Clause demon curse, multiversal tricksters, and magical hugs. It's real holly jolly!
Movie discussion begins at 00:19:00
1 hr 27 min
December 03, 2024 Trash Tuesday: Friends & Family Christmas (2023)
Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna are joined by Corrigan Vaughan of Jack of All Graves to review Hallmark's first lesbian Christmas romance: Friends & Family Christmas. We get a lesson in Hallmark movies from CoRri, figure out the exact audience for these films, and wonder who is stalking our protagonist. ANGELS IN THE SNOW!
Movie discussion begins at 00:32:53
2 hr
November 26, 2024 005 Indiana Jones
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Indiana Jones franchise. Fortune and glory, kid!
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1 hr 54 min
November 20, 2024 Trash Tuesday: Deadly Lessons/The Legend of Simon Conjurer (2006)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review Deadly Lessons/The Legend of Simon Conjurer. We discuss narcissism, Jon Voight, and parental issues. It's a good time!
Movie discussion begins at 00:17:06
1 hr 16 min
November 12, 2024 Trash Tuesday: The Last Airbender (2010)
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review The Last Airbender. We wonder why someone would make a live-action version of Avatar: The Last Airbender, discuss nepotism getting in the way of filmmaking (again), and begin our inevitably longstanding discussion about M. Night Shyamalan's filmography.
Movie discussion begins at 00:26:47
1 hr 6 min