Marko picked too dark a topic for this week, so we fucked it off and wung it with a little discussion about terrible funeral directors.

[0:00] Marko and Corrigan talk about funeral directors who are more in the desecrating corpses business than the burying or cremating them one.
[43:00] We lost Hayden Panettiere and Screaming Mad George, we recap the meet-up and how we lost the recording, the Lewis family eats approximately a ton of American sweets,
[01:02:25] What we watched!: Deep Rising, Blow Out, The Devil's Mouth, Is God Is

The good news is we had a great time recording a live episode in London! The bad news is it did not, in fact, record! So this week Corrigan retells the story she told of the dockside capsizing of the SS Eastland, sans Marko and audience reaction.

In a breezy episode as we prep for our London meet-up, Marko talks about his latest museum-inspired hyperfixation: Early iterations of reconstructive surgery!

[0:00] Marko shares the origins of reconstructive surgery
[0:38:55] Marko shouts out a man who kept his mom in the fridge, CoRri is about to head to London
[0:50:20] What we watched: Beetlejuice The Musical, Hadestown The Musical, Spider-Man: Brand New Day, Is God Is

What's more wholesome than a bunch of oiled up guys in Playboy bunny style collars and cuffs grindin' up on some screaming housewives on a school night? Certainly not the men who made that wet dream a reality. This week Corrigan tells Marko the story of the petty and violent douchebags who created Chippendales.

[0:00] Corrigan tells Marko about the man who founded and killed for Chippendales
[46:07] Marko doesn't like when CoRri gets spicy, Corrigan sweats too much, we discuss cartoons we hated and why Nickelodeon cartoons actually were great, we consider which of our limbs are expendable
[01:14:50] What we watched: Horror in the High Desert 1, 2, 3, & 4, Shadow of a Doubt, The Odyssey, Masters of the Universe, The Backrooms, Mandalorian & Grogu, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, The Furious, Thesis

At the request of Melanie in New Zealand, this week Marko talks about wtf is going on in the UK right now, from Nigel Farage to Count Binface to the confusing murder of Ann Widdecombe. Plus, the news Marko has been waiting for has finally arrived, and we butt heads over Evil Dead Burn!

[0:00] An explainer on what is happening in the UK right now
[40:33] Marko is plagued by physical ailments, AI is AIing, Mark describes his theater going joy seeing Evil Dead Burn at Deadite Church
[54:30] New Fancave on the Ko-Fi, Mark is actually enjoying the World Cup, Sam Neill has left us, In the Mouth of Madness watch-along Saturday at 9pm British, 4pm Eastern.
[01:07:00] Marko has finally gotten the news he has been waiting for the entire near six years of this podcast: New Elm Street!
[01:14:48] What we watched: Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie, The Last Stop in Yuma County, Evil Dead Burn, Between Two Fires by Christopher Buehlman
[01:28:35] We talk Evil Dead Burn! We do not agree!

The United States has just celebrated 250 years since the adoption of the Declaration of Independence and well, y'know, it was bumpy. As we ponder how we got here, Corrigan tells Marko about the historical U.S. president our current president looks up to most. Spoiler: He sucked!

[0:00] Corrigan tells Marko about the seventh president of the United States, Andrew Jackson
[01:21:20] Marko is emotionally compromised
[01:30] What we watched: The Sheep Detectives, Evil Dead (2013), Evil Dead Rise, Obsession

As Marko put it, you don't know how foul this play gets! This week he tells the story of the murder of Peter Porco -- an event so unbelievable, it'd be ludicrous in fiction.

[0:00] Marko tells a story of axe murder that gets worse and worse every time you think the horror is complete
[50:44] There's a heatwave in the UK, we rehash prison abolition in light of Christopher Porco, Marko's work AI'd him,
[01:10:40] Titan Submersible news alert! Weeeewooo weeeewooooo!
[01:15:35] What we watched (and read!): Cape Fear (Apple), Psycho Killer, The Crazies, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Naked Lunch, When the Wolf Comes Home by Nat Cassidy, Incidents Around the House by Josh Malerman

Two horrors for the price of one this week, as Corrigan tells the story of the greatest hard rock mining disaster in American history, and the murder of a man who tried to help the workers organize in its aftermath.

[0:00] Corrigan tells Marko about the Granite Mountain-Speculator mining disaster, and a union man who tried to prevent it from happening again
[53:36] The Knicks win prompts a discussion of sports fandom, trump's stupid UFC circus, and eugenics!
[01:10:28] There's a lot of news! Including a couple of British bans that CoRri and Mark do not see eye to eye on.
[01:26:05] We recap watching Evil Dead and go through other things coming up on our Ko-Fi and Discord
[01:43:00] What we watched!: The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Insomnia, Hokum, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Evil Dead, Natchez

We're back and bringing you a new bodily horror to add to your list of fears! Marko tells us all about cancers that can be transmitted!

[0:00] Marko tells Corrigan about some strange cancers that have spread from host to host
[30:00] Catching up on CoRri's trip to Europe and the U.K., London meet-up packets are coming soon, and our discord is poppin'! Get on there! We're watching the Evil Dead movies every Saturday starting June 13th!
[51:55] What we watched: Hokum, The Yeti, Mother Mary, Kraken, Over Your Dead Body, Anthropophagous, Nekromantic, Land of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Lee Cronin’s The Mummy, I Love Boosters, Obsession, Natchez, Yesteryear, Backrooms

Back in 1969, the Rolling Stones paid the world's most notoriously violent biker gang to do security for a hastily thrown together concert in exchange for beer. It went.... poorly.

[0:00] Corrigan tells Marko about the horrors of the Altamont Free Concert (make sure you listen to the companion ep. for free on our Ko-Fi!)
[01:04:03] Summer is terrible, we reminisce on our blogging days, Marko saw monster trucks
[01:17:40] What we watched: (Exhibit A, Faces of Death, It Ends, Infested, Buffet Infinity, The Blackening)