Help! We Suck at Being Newlyweds

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What's Help! We Suck at Being Newlyweds about?

What happens when you stop sucking at dating? When you find a partner, a girlfriend, a boyfriend, a wife! What if you get married and have children? What happens then!!!!
That's when you realize you still need Help! You still suck! HELP! We SUCK at being Newlyweds!
Time marches on, life evolves and even Dean Unglert found a wife!
Join hosts Dean Unglert, Jared Haibon, and Caelynn Miller-Keyes each week as they try to solve the mysteries of marriage, the perils of parenting, the lessons of love. This threesome is determined to stop Sucking.
So join them to help discover all the answers in your own relationships. From proposals to weddings, engagements to marriages, babies and even some breakups. They'll discover it all with support from your favorite Bachelor Nation friends!

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A Courthouse Cakewalk with ...

03.20.2023

Dean may have found his dream wedding venue after talking with Serena Pitt about her courthouse marriage to Grocery Store Joe. Serena shares all the wedding advice with Dean and Caelynn, but Dean only seems interested in his beloved ice ...

Help! We Suck at Being Newlyweds episodes:

03.20.2023 A Courthouse Cakewalk with Serena Pitt Dean may have found his dream wedding venue after talking with Serena Pitt about her courthouse marriage to Grocery Store Joe. Serena shares all the wedding advice with Dean and Caelynn, but Dean only seems interested in his beloved ice ...
03.16.2023 Lord of the Rings: Return of the Dean Remember when Dean lost a huge diamond engagement ring? Well… he got a replacement, and it doesn’t look like he learned from his mistakes. Caelynn confronts Dean LIVE on the podcast about some of the challenges that might prevent them ...
03.13.2023 Say Yes to 2 Dresses with Kenny Braasch and Mari Pepin Dean and Caelynn hang out with the next Bachelor couple to tie the knot: Kenny Braasch and Mari Pepin! If you think planning 1 wedding is tough… wait until you hear how Kenny and Mari are preparing for 2 weddings! ...
03.09.2023 Popping the Questions! Dean, Caelynn and Jared have some honest answers when #SuckArmy drops to one knee and asks the BIG questions! Find out why Jared NEVER expected Dean and Caelynn to go the distance! And, Caelynn reveals the one thing holding her ...
03.06.2023 Twinning with Emily Ferguson Dean, Caelynn and Jared catch up with Emily Ferguson (one of the twins from Ben Higgins’ season) for an update on her new life as a mom to be! She’s married to a pro hockey player, which is a life ...
02.27.2023 The Big Snip Dean and Caelynn are nearly 10,000 miles apart right now, and it took a podcast to bring them back together! You’re hearing their first real conversation in 2 weeks since Dean left for Antarctica! We consult a doctor about Dean’s ...
02.22.2023 Intimacy Appointments with Jade Roper Tolbert Jared and Caelynn get some marriage advice from one half of one of the biggest Bachelor success stories: Jade Roper Tolbert! She and Tanner “schedule” sex, but it works! Find out the advantages to putting sex in your calendar like ...
02.20.2023 Advice from an OG with Trista Sutter Jared and Caelynn go to legendary Bachelor OG Trista Sutter for some much needed marriage advice! She shares some wisdom she’s collected from the last 20 years that will help ANYONE have a more successful marriage. And, we find out ...
02.14.2023 Help! We Suck at Being Newlyweds Dean and Jared are joined with Dean’s future wife Caelynn Miller-Keyes as a permanent co-host. Together learning the ins and outs of marriage, and there’s no telling what other life lessons they’ll pick up along the way! We get a ...
02.06.2023 Big Tipper Energy with Courtney Robertson Courtney Robertson from Ben Flajnik’s season of The Bachelor connects with Jared over something EVERYONE should know before going out on a date: How to be a good tipper! Courtney opens up about what it was like to be seen ...
01.30.2023 Hard vs Soft Launch with Jill Chin Jill Chin from Clayton's season and BIP is hanging out with Dean and Jared and ready to drop a hard launch... or maybe a soft launch? We try to figure out what exactly it is. What is "Bachelor Head" and ...
01.23.2023 Opposite Icks with Hunter Haag Hunter Haag from Clayton’s season and Bachelor in Paradise is getting caught up with Dean and Jared, and telling us everything about dating from the perspective of a REAL Disney princess! She gets real about her time on Paradise and ...
01.19.2023 Sharing Dating Wisdom with Kiarra Norman Kiarra Norman from Peter Weber's season is back with Dean to help members of #SuckArmy get through some serious dating problems! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01.16.2023 Turn the Drama On with Kiarra Norman Kiarra Norman from Peter Weber’s season is hanging out with Dean and sharing why she thinks she could be next to join the Engaged Club! Dean and Kiarra get real about how people change when the cameras are on and ...
01.12.2023 Dating Tipline with Lauren Jones Dean and Jared are teaming up with Lauren Jones from Peter Weber's season to help members of #SuckArmy suck less at dating! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01.09.2023 March of the Penguin with Lauren Jones Lauren Jones from Peter Weber's season is hanging out with Dean and Jared and sharing EVERYTHING about her dating life. Did she miss out by skipping Paradise?? Jared and Dean share the honest truth. Plus, find out why Jared thinks ...
01.03.2023 First Date of 2023 Happy New Year! Dean and Jared reflect on their holidays, the life lessons they learned in 2022, and Dean shares the trials and tribulations of wedding planning. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12.22.2022 Superfriends with Jenna Cooper Jenna Cooper from Arie’s season is throwing a holiday party with Dean and Jared! She shares all about her painful experience with Jordan after their time on Paradise and we finally clear up what REALLY happened. Plus, Jenna helps dish ...
12.19.2022 Get Back on the Horse Dean and Jared break down everything about the big Bachelor Nation proposal this week! Find out how Caelynn surprised him and what Dean REALLY thinks about the “dual proposals”. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12.12.2022 Red Carpet Official Dean and Jared get real about how red carpet interviews have changed from the time when they were FRESH off The Bachelorette, and Dean admits a major difference between him and Caelynn. We get into the top dating trends heading ...
12.09.2022 Dating Questions Asked and Answered with Deandra Kanu Deandra Kanu is back with Dean and Jared to help #SuckArmy with their dating questions! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12.05.2022 It Goes Down in the DMs with Deandra Kanu Deandra Kanu from Peter Weber’s season is back with Dean and Jared and ready to share everything about her dating life! She shares the one thing guys can do to catch her eye in her DMs. And Dean has some ...
12.01.2022 Calling the Love Line with Shushanna Mkrtychyan Shushanna Mkrtychyan from Ben Higgins' season is back with Dean and Jared to help #SuckArmy get better at dating! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11.28.2022 Such Great Heights with Shushanna Mkrtychyan Dean and Jared are hanging out with Shushanna Mkrtychyan from Ben Higgins’ season! Shushanna and Dean bond over their shared love of rock climbing and we hear about the importance of making the first move. Plus… what ACTUALLY qualifies as ...
11.24.2022 Your Dating Questions Answered with Kendall Long This year we're thankful for Kendall Long and her dating expertise! She's back with Dean and Jared to help #SuckArmy with their relationship questions! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11.21.2022 Hilfe! Ich Sauge an Partnersuche with Kendall Long Kendall Long from Arie’s season is back with Dean and Jared to share some BIG news! Find out where in the world her new relationship is taking her! Kendall helps us break down Pete Davidson’s dating history and try to ...
11.17.2022 Dating Questions Answered with Lexi Buchanan Lexi Buchanan from Peter Weber's season is back with Dean and Jared to help #SuckArmy with their relationship troubles! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11.14.2022 Where's the Ring? with Lexi Buchanan Lexi Buchanan from Peter Weber's season has landed with Jared and Dean to get into some spicy relationship topics! We get an update on her dating life since being on The Bachelor and how a love interest from before the ...
11.10.2022 Sucky Daters Tipline! Jared is solo working the phones at the Sucky Daters Tipline to help members of #SuckArmy with their dating problems! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11.07.2022 It Has a Nice Ring to It with Caelynn Miller-Keyes Now that we’ve heard the story of Dean’s proposal after a treacherous hike, it’s time for Caelynn’s side of the story. Did she expect a proposal after the lost ring?? What are their plans for marriage and starting a family?? ...
11.03.2022 Sucky Daters Helpline with Olivia Caridi Olivia Caridi from Ben Higgins' season teams up with Jared to help #SuckArmy with their dating troubles! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11.01.2022 Go On 2 Dates and Call Me in the Morning with Olivia Caridi While Dean basks in post-engagement bliss, Jared catches up with Olivia Caridi from Ben Higgins’ season! Olivia shares her routine of going on at least 2 dates a week to try and get herself out there. She gets real about ...
10.31.2022 Dean on One Knee It finally happened! Dean is back from his exotic proposal to Caelynn and he’s ready to share all the magic, all the tears, and every intimate detail of how he popped the question! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10.27.2022 Sucky Daters Anonymous with Leah Block Leah Block from Ben Higgins’ season is back with Dean and Jared to help members of #SuckArmy with their dating problems! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10.24.2022 Lord of the Rings with Leah Block Dean is getting ready to pop a BIG question.. if he can find the ring! Dean and Jared are hanging out with Leah Block from Ben Higgins' season and we're hearing all about Dean's proposal plans (or lack thereof). Plus, ...
10.22.2022 Dating Questions and Sucky Answers! Dean and Jared are sharing their (somewhat) expertise in the world of dating to help members of #SuckArmy with their relationship issues! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10.17.2022 Pull the Parachute with Magi Tareke Magi Tareke from Matt James' season is here to help Dean and Jared find the secrets to sucking less at dating. We try to figure out the success rate of arranged marriages, why Instagram is the best dating app, and ...
10.13.2022 Sucky Dater Hotline with Tahzjuan Hawkins Tahzjuan Hawkins from Colton’s season is back with Dean and Jared to help #SuckArmy with their dating woes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10.10.2022 Pool Spaghetti with Tahzjuan Hawkins Dean and Jared are hanging out with Tahzjuan Hawkins from Colton’s season and Bachelor in Paradise! While looking back on her poolside pasta and favorite memories from Paradise, we find out once and for all if we’ll see her back ...
10.06.2022 Sucky Daters Hotline with Kirpa Sudick Kirpa Sudick from Colton's season is back with Dean and Jared to help members of #SuckArmy with their dating issues! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10.03.2022 Don’t Worry Dean with Kirpa Sudick Dean and Jared connect with Kirpa Sudick from Colton’s season and we get an update on who scored Kirpa’s final rose! Find out why they moved in together quickly and if wedding bells are in their future! Jared shares a ...
09.29.2022 Sucky Daters Party Line with Chelsea Vaughn Chelsea Vaugh from Matt James' season is back with Dean and Caelynn to help #SuckArmy with their dating questions! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
09.26.2022 Seeking Skydiving Partner with Chelsea Vaughn Dean and Caelynn connect with Chelsea Vaughn from Matt James’ season and Bachelor in Paradise! She opens up about her dating life post-Bachelor, and what it’s like trying to date guys from the franchise and guys that are FANS of ...
09.19.2022 Home for the Kids Dean is in the news again! We need to clear up all the details about his "engagement truck". Does this mean he and Caelynn are finally tying the knot?? Or are they just loading up the truck? And we try ...
09.15.2022 Hot Date HotLine Dean and Jared are manning the phones to help #SuckArmy with their dating troubles! Find out what to do if your guy won’t stop “liking” other girls on social media. And what do you say when approaching someone to ask ...
09.13.2022 #SuckArmy Basecamp Dean is back! He's ready to share every unbelievable detail from his month-long hiking journey across Pakistan and Nepal! You'll have a whole new appreciation for Caelynn after hearing what Dean went through. Plus, we learn the real price for ...
09.08.2022 Calls from the Dateline with Nicole Lopez-Alvar Nicole Lopez-Alvar is back to help members of #SuckArmy with Tinder issues, the dangers of being “too nice”, and how long to wait before sex! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
09.05.2022 The Diarrhea Dentist with Nicole Lopez-Alvar Jared is hanging with Nicole Lopez-Alvar from Colton’s season, who recently set out on an ambitious dating plan. She wanted to date a different guy on Hinge every day of the week, but only made it to Wednesday! She gets ...
09.01.2022 Dating Hotline Bling with Sarah Trott Sarah Trott from Matt James' season is back with Jared to help members of #SuckArmy with their dating woes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
08.29.2022 Hot to Trot with Sarah Trott Sarah Trott from Matt James' season is hanging out with Jared! She opens up about her difficult decision to leave The Bachelor and how her life has changed since that moment. We find out why she DIDN'T become The Bachelorette ...

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