You’ve heard of phishing scams, ransomware, and all the usual cyber villains—but have you prepared for the wrath of a squirrel? In this episode, we unpack how one fuzzy-tailed offender knocked out power to 11,000 customers and sent a swim club scrambling for pencils and paper. But this isn’t just a woodland horror story. It’s a real-world reminder that sometimes, your biggest threat isn’t a hacker—it’s Alfred the squirrel with a death wish and a talent for circuit boards. We use this nutty incident to highlight the often-overlooked need for utility failure preparedness in healthcare and dig into the super-helpful (and criminally underused) ASPR TRACIE tip sheets that can keep your operations steady when nature gets twitchy.

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Welcome to another episode where chaos meets cybersecurity and common sense tries to crash the party. In this digital drama, we’re untangling the curious case of a former employee with way too much access, some mysterious printed medical records, and a whole lot of "Wait... WHAT?!" moments. We also dive into the thrilling (read: terrifying) reality of outdated edge devices and how your trusty old router might just be moonlighting as a hacker’s BFF. Oh, and spoiler alert—Microsoft Recall still isn’t winning any popularity contests.

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Ever wonder what would happen if a hacker walked right into your digital living room, kicked off their shoes, and hung out for three months without anyone noticing? This week’s episode dives into a jaw-dropping CISA Red Team Assessment that reads like a cybersecurity horror flick—complete with ignored alarms, forgotten passwords, and an open-door policy for digital intruders. It's not just about tech failures; it’s a full-blown case study in what happens when leadership decides “meh” is a strategy.

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Let’s face it — if healthcare had a dollar for every time someone said “we need another webinar,” it might actually be able to afford cybersecurity upgrades. This episode takes aim at the overload of online presentations and instead shines a light on what healthcare providers actually need. We unpack the findings of a critical report on the unique cybersecurity challenges facing small and rural healthcare providers, who are often running on shoestring budgets, outdated tech, and a whole lot of crossed fingers.

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When a cybersecurity CEO strolls into a hospital and decides to play malware magician with a couple of unlocked computers, you've got yourself a plot twist worthy of a Netflix docuseries. In this episode, we dive headfirst into bizarre breaches, finger-pointing fiascos, and the kind of contractual confusion that’ll make you want to reread your SLAs before breakfast. It’s a rollercoaster of responsibility, reputation, and really bad behavior. But at the heart of it all is the million-dollar question: who’s actually responsible when it all goes sideways?

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Healthcare still has a giant “Hack Me” sign taped to its back — and the latest reports from Mandiant and Verizon are here to confirm it. These cybercrime breakdowns reveal that attackers are smarter, sneakier, and spending more time poking around your network than ever before. Waiting to secure your systems until after a breach is like installing a smoke detector after the house has already burned down — by the time you smell smoke, it’s too late. From dwell times that feel more like extended Airbnb stays to small businesses learning that “we’re too small to target” isn’t a strategy, the findings hit hard and the lessons come wrapped in some well-placed snark.

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If the Ponemon study were a horror flick, it’d be titled "The Login Came from Inside the System." This week’s episode dives into the alarming trend of organizations handing out privileged access like Halloween candy — only to forget who’s still got it long after the party’s over. With 59% of breaches linked to insiders or third parties, and executives confidently sailing past the iceberg of reality, we explore what happens when no one’s really sure who can still get into the network. Spoiler alert: it’s not good. So grab your flashlight and audit logs — we’re heading into the haunted house of unrevoked access.

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Turns out, “they got hit, they just didn’t tell you” isn’t just a snarky title—it’s a terrifying reality. The Black Fog report basically says, “Hey, the cybersecurity iceberg is way bigger below the surface.” From undisclosed data heists to the rapid rise of ransomware attacks, this is your reminder that you don’t want to be the next plot twist in a cyber thriller. Oh, and yeah... shadow AI is watching too. Sleep tight!

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Imagine your hospital gets hacked—the MRIs are down, billing’s frozen, and suddenly you’re faxing patient records like it’s 1999. No, that’s not a “Twilight Zone” rerun—it’s real life in health care. This week, we’re diving into what the Health Sector Coordinating Council (HSCC) is doing about it, including their recent trip to Congress to lay it all out. From legacy devices clinging to life like old Tamagotchis to cybersecurity plans that don’t sound half bad, we break it all down with just the right amount of snark.

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Forget action-packed heist movies — the real cybersecurity heroes are the ones making their auditors yawn. In this episode, we break down why "boring and patched" should be everyone's new life goal. From AI developments that won’t sit still for five minutes to real-world cyber drama featuring surprise FBI visits (no popcorn needed), we’re serving up a crash course in staying safe, sane, and just boring enough to avoid disaster.

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