A tunafish sandwich, a pretty lady, and a ring. 

I value mesh athletic shorts. I do.  I'm not sure why professional sports organizations exiled them in 2008, but all I know is that action has almost given these shorts vintage energy. 

We have self-lacing shoes, but not self-zipping pants. What am I missing?  How does that make sense? XYZ.

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- 0:00 Intro 

- 2:34 Epic Contest

- 6:13 NBA player's brother eats steak cooked well-done 

- 10:47 Best looking player in the NBA

- 11:04 Yelling in a coffee shop

The only places you can get ice cream sundaes in 2019 are at McDonald's and your cousin's house. 

I love a tummy pillow. Where the classic pillow is Usain Bolt, the tummy pillow is Ashton Eaton. Very elite, does a lot of things well, but isn't necessarily the best in one specific area. 

A barbershop? Okay, I'll play along. 

The thing is we all know what I'm talking about. It is THE field trip. The most iconic academic excursion in modern day education. It's the DC trip - and you know it's THE trip to DC because the field trip attendees take a photo outside The White House and they're all wearing beige cargo shorts with Aéropostale t-shirts.  If they aren't wearing this, they aren't in 8th grade and they aren't on THE DC trip. 

0:00 Intro

1:45 I think I'm becoming an adult 

I love the concept of the Bloody Mary. It's the Inspector Gadget of beverages - and it is because of this versatility that the Bloody Mary has achieved universal levels of enjoyment. 

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