I'd rather book an appointment with a new dermatologist, than stretch my hammies, quads, and hip flexers for 15-minutes.  And just so we are clear, booking an appointment with any type of doctor doesn't take 2-minutes.  Try 25. Not to mention actually having the appointment may mean wait times of 6-weeks. 

This episode isn't as much of an episode of the podcast as it is an elevator pitch... better yet, a 10-12 flights of stairs pitch. 

0:00 Intro

1:15 Why Monday is the beginning of the week

2:55 Picking up my prescriptions from Walgreens  

7:45 The impulsive Snickers purchase at check out

I've always loved IKEA. I'm not totally sure why.  However, I have reason to believe that I think of it in such a good light because most of my dreams and fantasies take place in settings that are furnished by IKEA.  For this episode I talk about one of those settings. 

I had this fear, I feel kind of silly saying this now, but I had this fear of my parents walking in on me watching MTV. 

This is the first episode dedicated to the Honda CRV.  I need an installment of episodes to come close paying homage to such a fantastic car.

One of my most vivid memories from high school. Beautiful, brilliant, awkward, and cringe-worthy all at the same time. 

0:00 Intro

1:45 When people say "tag a friend" on Instagram

8:55 50 Shades of Grey reference 

I'm proud of how much I sweat, but I don't want to brag.  I have no room to do so.  I didn't earn this level of perspiration as I'm merely a trust fund baby, a trust fund baby of sweat.  This episode was fueled off emotion and simple reflection, but it was sparked via memories from recess in 3rd/4th grade where the roots and bottom area of my classmates and my hair would be wet from sweat, but the top layer dry.