Congratulations. You survived the pandemic. Now swab the deck or walk the plank!! Back alleys are safe again, despite Torio's constant alley shaming. Zack had a standup show from hell the other day, and he wants to be in a new crypto commercial. Don't take credit for finding the egg first. People had to be anxious and depressed back in the old days, right? How convincing were the first Christianity pitches? Torio is seeking an open marriage, a throuple, or best offer.

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We talk about the slap. Comedians don't deserve to be hit, except for the one at AMC Theaters. Torio needs Zack to be more of a Zack. What do you do when a woman hints that she's not into you? We need to be more honest with ourselves about our Panda Express orders. Have you written a review yet? Not sure what to write? We offer some great review examples on this episode. All everything is nothing.

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Zack has gotten away with some insane stuff thanks to parody law. Dueling was just a big ol' game of chicken. Obama is not as chill as we thought. Go ahead and use that accent you're afraid to try. We also sprinkle in a little bit of the greatest financial advice of your entire comedy career. Become a Patron for more hot tips!

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Zack is Minnesota nice, and his writing process is terrifying. Don't shout your actual feelings to people in public. Also, tipping can be so weird sometimes! Torio has an awfully suspicious way of naming the characters in his screenplay, and screenwriting seems to have transformed him into Rocky Balboa?!

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Zack recalls his first ever standup comedy performance at his own birth. Torio bullied a batman when he went to see The Batman (no spoilers). If you want to meet Petty Zack, just make sure he's late to the movies. Would ancient curse words sound silly to us today? We explore every era in earth's history to find out.

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Welcome to our new studio! We have powerful neighbors now. What job can you be great at when you're drunk? Yeah, we don't know either. Torio shares the best merch for any comedian to sell after a show. We're cutting out all things remotely Russian in our daily lives, and we're gossiping about your messy life. Sorry, it's happening.

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It's our 100th episode!! We owe you Hesbos a big thanks. We just couldn't have made it this far without you. Well, Zack couldn't have. Torio swears he would've made it this far without you. This episode was a fun one, except for Zack and Torio trying to sound smart with science facts. Zack tries out his new Liar Liar character. Robocop makes it onto the upcoming ballot (Sorry, new bridge!), and Wordle is threatening our chance at living a happy life. Watch out for POPPY, and don't pee where you F**k!

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We got a new camera and it is terrifying. Torio is now a celebrity biographer, Zack comes from Pacific Northwest Spanish royalty, and they're both very sorry/not sorry about their controversial/uncontroversial opinions.

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Zack met a guy who does full-time rodeo in the ER waiting room. Torio got heckled in Medford, Oregon. Zack is running for president and has some controversial policies to fix the USA. Special thanks to Gene Wilder for inspiring one of the worst ideas Zack has ever had.

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