The search for the next mic-drop continues. Pretending to be old money is a lot harder than it sounds. We're getting our kids ready for the elite life. Get in there, Josh!! Somebody look up enterprise for us. Gratitude is a scam. Old-timey news anchor was probably a chill job. What we need to be worrying about is these kids poppin rocks!!

All everything is nothing.

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Zack gives Torio advice about how to conquer his anxiety, King Henry the VI makes a mess, and there's a new voice on Hesby Street.

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We need new brain lever guys. Torio saw Top Gun Maverick and thinks it's a great movie. Zack's a cinephile and still prefers the classics. Manifesting is basically just Doctor Strange. Don't mess with L Fishy unless you want to swim with him. Devin's rager is going to be epic. Broey Genie needs to do some mental gymnastics to get Morbius 2 off the ground. Who wants to see some tiger tiddies?

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Joe made it to this episode. Welcome Joe. Torio couldn't hide behind his speech impediment with a thing as big as a guy. Zack is so dumb he doesn't even know where to look when it happens. Passing out makes people uncomfortable. Someone gave a bike tour to soda royalty. Check us out on Fubo.TV. Dip is life!!

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Torio hates "Minnesota Nice", as well as anything that delays his walk. Fun Fact Zack is back!! Don't let the ghost mafia intimidate you into paying. Torio got the exit row and promised to help people (as far as the greater good is concerned). Baby formula is running low and we solve it easily. Pull the chain! We also made a chores wheel to help remind Steve how dirty he is. Was Powerade carbonated? Nacho time!!

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There were some wildly specific commandments that just didn't make it to the final stone tablets. We're not doing karma. That's someone else's thing. Zack's a famous (re-en)actor now. Reboots are the coolest. Torio never saw Tarzan, the guys who starred in the old Mario Brothers movie knew how to party and Tyler's dad is by far the coolest person here. Zack misses his home country of Tatooine. Nothing like a room temp glass of goat lizard milk. Bits on top!!

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Time to start investing in bonds. It's also time to start blaming bonds. Zack reveals the opening scene for the comedy series he's writing. TLC shows are gonna be how Torio pops. We need to upgrade our tiers with physical punishment. Torio won't get kinky with Zack so don't even bother. We get knocked down, but like Chumbawumba we get up again. We'll see you at the next gala, Maureen!!

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Major shout out to Vlad The Impaler in this episode. Mark Smalls plays the role of Zack's wife on the road, and Torio played the part of Sam Tallent. We failed to solve the homeless and drug problem in this episode. Torio finally opens up about the podcast empire his family created, meanwhile Zack's unusual path to stardom began in the seedy business of rat fighting. We'll see y'all in the energy vortex!!

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Every society needed a Steve-O. Torio is open to falling in love with a furry. We talk about Torio's Frontier Airlines flight from hell with Rex Ryan. Rex is the twin that's not into feet. Check on your people make sure everyone is mentally litty. We've picked up some crazy habits from our genetic ancestors.

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Did you know DNA from a bumble bee is a terrible way to make small talk? Don't even get us started on sweet potatoes. We hate fun facts, but we also love them. We can't help but flip-flop. One thing we can all agree on: let the person ordering one thing go ahead of you in line. We should all try comedy at least once. Also we tune in to watch a guy's life flash before his eyes. All everything is apparently nothing. Enjoy it!!

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