Hey Hesbos! Torio needs help with creating a video for his fans and stalkers. Scruff McGruff is takes a bite while getting sucked. Those soda machines are the future and it's scary. Piggy banks are dumb. We talk pits and soaks in Utah, and Torio might have found love at a cafe in Silverlake. Indiana Jones might be in the MCU, but he's still got daddy issues.

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Multi-prong is here to stay. Zack tries a new impression. Put your 3-piece suit on, the serial killer profiler is here!! If you liked Thomas the Train as a kid. You're a serial killer. Whatever happened to plain old gay? Zack voted on the wrong things. What's the most problematic team name that isn't a bird? Don't worry about what the Friars are swingin' at!

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Torio misses "Coming Out Day," again this year meaning he has to wait until next year all over again. Zack explains the traditions of National Lefty Day. The NFL fumbles their new anti-cancer campaign. How come you never hear the stories about the professional athletes that fail to hit the game winning homerun for the dying Make-A-Wish kids? "We Tried. And We're Sorry."

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The earth is indented. Aliens are coming for our water and our Harries. We have a new secret menu item. Now are you ready to Fuel-a Di Fiyah? No leg room, no exit row service. Being a fireman isn't worth it if we don't get to hang out most of the time. We had a window seat showdown of the year, and the designer of the original commercial airplane is probably turning over in his grave, and in his suit. Ocean's up!!

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Hey Hesbos! Torio couldn't make it to this episode, so we got hilarious comedian Willie Simon to fill in. We cover all of it: Hostage video acting, teachers into students, Zack's grandma's bullying tactics, adult crushes, baby ghosts of the Comedy Store, senior pranks, and the critical importance of the film Alpha Dog. Enjoy!

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Hey Hesbos! Freemason is a dumb job. There, we said it. There's a big honey heist that we discussed in our Patreon episode, and we're gonna get our hands dirty... or sticky. Will a million ten do it? Zack had an audition from hell, on Christmas, in Vegas, behind the Thai restaurant. Come by whenever. Torio got his prescription gummy bears for Dave Day. Now we just need the perfect weed for ruining an ex's wedding, and for quitting a gym membership.

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People have gotten too extreme, and our brains are pissed. There's a lot that can go wrong on a dinner date. Plates get taken, crumbs get dropped, double bombs get ordered. We're happy for the big mouth lady. If you want to be good at standup comedy, wear a costume! If you want to get promoted at work, avoid knowing where the broom is.

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Our standing ovation was scary long. Coach got a little carried away with this week's Patreon Pimp-Out. Oversized loads are confusing. Where are they taking that screw?! King Kong needs to check in before he picks up that lady. If you ever order off the Hesby Street secret menu, be very specific. I love it, man!

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The first live recording is in the books, and boy oh boy did we break a lot of glasses!

Special thanks to the Bus Stop in San Francisco, Blonde Medicine, Jim McCambridge, our guests Orion Levine, Jalisa Robinson and Jeff Dean. And a big thanks to all the Hesbos who came out and made it such a magical evening.

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John Wayne will not make it stop, so don't even ask. You haven't made it until you have a nice house with one of those laundry sucking things that you can have sex with. Huh?

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