Hey Hesbos! Come to our comedy show on January 18th! You got something in your teeth, stranger. Don't snore if you're playing dead. Torio should never explore his ancestry. They weren't just boat makers. We're getting old and trying to get to bed at a reasonable hour. No more candy! Zack had a bad alcohol trip one time. ACAB includes police horses, right?

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Hey Hesbos! We ring in the new year like a world-class bobsled team. Those rusty handles can't slow us down, plus we got a dumper. Torio's got the brain fog, and Zack has an apartment dilemma. Kombucha is only acceptable if it's made by a corporation. We find Torio's dream girl, but she's got to deal with all those foxes outside. Sorry alpha bros, we won't even jump into a fight in the comment section. Biathlonning without a bazooka? Take a lap!

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Hey Hesbos! Torio got a sweet new hat. Zack had a very Hesby Christmas, and we're thinking about moving to Texas with our fans. Only one movie can link Santa and the prophet Muhammad, and it's on Netflix. Dating games are a lot like food delivery app games. Zack tries to report the news, but he's still adapting to life as a small business owner.

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Hey Hesbos! Zack hates getting his own stuff used on him, and Torio hates getting used for other people's bits. We improv a heartpounding movie scene, and Torio makes sure we go out with a bang. We also address a pimp-out from one of our dear patrons. Don't gamble away your money on altitude. Speaking of altitude, Torio's pilot impression is out of this world. Always remember to be nice, even if you're Zack.

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Hey Hesbos! We have a great episode here, minus the tragic death of Zack. Nothing beats driving on the road, unless you're getting talked down to. Who poops without their phone?! Wash your ass, fellas. Dating is weird, unless you open with a funny line about quicksand. Morning routines have gotten Zack into a real bind. Look at the neck on that guitar!!

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Hey Hesbos! Rejection is supposed to bother you, right? Zack starts a new business. Torio said, "great set" at the weirdest possible moment. We got a fun "would you rather" that's based on Zack's trip to Mexico. You can't bring that notebook in here, you art thief! Please buy an egg nog bowl, and for the love of God, don't put any punch in it.

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Hey Hesbos! How long do you push it before you give in and buy new socks? Probably not as long as us. Torio does a country club and discovers it's separate but not equal. RIP Budd Friedman, here's some silence for you. Follow our friends Joe Marrese and his podcast  @Joe Code Podcast  as well as Matt Lockwoods  @The Big Humble  podcast.

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Hey Hesbos! We think back to a simpler time of Dunkaroos for lunch. Zack needs to figure out what to do with all his dirt. Torio manifests like a doomsday prepper. The world would be a much better place if we all said, "Damn, you got me there." Pizza or sex?

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Hey Hesbos! We voted! Torio's depressed. Zack's an offensive chef in a new HR video coming to a corporate email near you. We go full throttle this episode. We're talkin 110 mph the whole way. We need Disneyland adults to sound off in the chat. SWAT is filming in Hollywood and now Torio can't park anywhere. Could this be his big break? In some ways, Dave Matthews is pretty great compared to Chuck Berry. If there's something you don't want to do, just chunk it out. Nine tenths to go, baby!

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Zack got to work with his childhood crush. Torio lives in a fraction of a half, but all that's missing is some enchantment... and change for laundry. Grab a handful of Kit Kat, but make sure you get consent first. You know who's kinda the worst? Thou!!

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