It's sweet and sour day as James and Kristin join forces yet again! The sour: a frank discussion of rape and abortion followed by the sweet talk about celebrity gossip, from a question submitted by @newageamazon: what is with our culture's obsession with celebrity romances? Is this just the modern form of court gossip?

It's @JamesForeman all by himself today, because @Baronetess is off celebrating her anniversary! Listen to this episode to learn all about James's experiences in the wooly world of anniversaries with the most minimum amount of cynicism he can muster on a Monday.

It's a more meditative Hey Girl than you've heard from your hosts lately, because Kristin is having relationship issues - with the Internet! Is it a bad breakup or just a temporary break? Also, they talk about Anderson Cooper and ask the question: does it matter that he's gay? There's also a discussion about religion, because sometimes you need to ponder the deeper things in life and make the internet listen to you doing it.

A model live-tweets an allegedly botched attempt to hit on her by an allegedly married man. She thought it was funny. Turned out, he was a somewhat d-listish actor! With fans! And a reputation she might have ruined! Well, did she ruin it or did he? And how much of a person's life should be trotted out for public consumption? Kristin and James and special guest @CaitStuff have differing opinions on what this means for our privacy and our society! I KNOW, RIGHT?

There's no covering up the train wreck that this second part of the Round Table becomes, beginning with a startling personal revelation by James (that @FennPGH is kind enough to endure), some more talk about the Gift (we found the video!) and @Nessalh goes out for cigarettes.

James and Kristin head up another amazing roundtable that flings around subjects as diverse as squirting, murder, upskirts, spreadsheets, dating, JAPs, fisting and, of course, cannibalism! Joining your hosts for this one are @Nessalh (who you should remember from last week), the effervescent @newageamazon and newcomer Audrey (@FennPGH) who knows a lot about German people-eaters.

James and Kristin are joined by a very quiet one-eyed pug cohost named Tank, and their guest this week is @Nessalh! They revisit the Apartment Turn-Ons from last week and then ask the question - what happens when your ex boyfriend goes to jail for his weird, predatory fetish? Nessa tells us all about it!

James is all by himself again, and this one's a barn burner! He's drinking coffee a lot, so if you're grossed out by a man enjoying a hot beverage, don't listen! Also don't listen if you believe in soul mates, because he doesn't have a lot of nice things to say about those, either. He also talks a little bit about marriages and that somehow leads him to the subject of the nature of the universe? You just have to listen. Also, he goes through the HuffPost's list of Apartment Turn-Ons!

Kristin and JMH are talking about Fifty Shades of Grey and James is in there, too. When you get three writers together (one of whom actually writes erotica), there will be a lot of fun-making. Thankfully, they have the Daily Beast's "14 Naughtiest Bits" to help them through the worst (best?) parts. This is thirty minutes of mirthful mocking at its best!

Our Number One Fan and Number One Listener, @JonnyAxx, joins Kristin and James to recount their adventures at the Pittsburgh Comicon 2012! Jonny's Red Horse Radio provided the press credentials, and Kristin asked the questions! She gets to the heart of some of the major issues confronting the comic book community. Even the great Joe Wos from the Toonseum weighs in! There might also be a discussion about The 27 Dumbest Penis Questions on Yahoo Answers, but you'll have to listen to find out!