The girl is taking a break which can mean only one thing: the men take over! Kristin can't join us this week, so her husband (and the Official Husband of Hey Girl!) @messrsteve fills in! @DjLunchbox joins the dudes for a real talk talk about Nice Guys and why we hate them so much because you can't really hate one unless you were one. Steve drops so much wisdom you might not have room for it in your brain and Will gives us a tragic story of how the Nice Guy's dream can, eventually, come true?

@BurpFartMoan joins James and Kristin for an important talk about poop. Oh, and there's also a discussion about dudes with a fetish for asian girls. What is it that they like? Is it racist? What do asian women think about it? Well, @BurpFartMoan is an asian girl who has had her share of encounters with these Kings of Rice and shares her insight with us. Also, what the heck is strawberry soft serve? Listen to find out!

Jeremy is back to bring some long-needed masculine point of view (let's be honest, James just doesn't cut it) specifically referring to the Cracked article about how men are trained to hate women. Jeremy thinks we threw a few babies out with the bathwater, and he steps up to drop some left-brain science on the subject of manly men being men and how that's okay.

There's a guy with a website. Jilted exes send compromising pictures of their former paramours to this guy and he posts them. Kristin and perennial third mic, JMH, have an issue with this thing. James, well, doesn't. This is a fur-flying, slobber-knocking, two-against-one fight that might even have a happy ending. Also, new friend Jeremy joins us at the end to give his take on the controversy.

You might have seen a blog post going around that claims to illustrate why men have been trained by society to hate women? Well, Kristin and special guest J. Maureen Henderson read it, too and aren't too thrilled about it. They also answer the question: "what signals should I look for to know if a guy is into me?"

This came very close to being the last episode of Hey Girl. For reasons you'll hear, James wanted to shut the whole show down! But Kristin wasn't going to let that happen and with the help of Jonny Axx (@jonnyaxx) of Red Horse Radio and old friend JMH (@generationmeh), she gives him just what he needed to keep the show going: constant reinforcement! They also get to business discussing geeks and how you should find one for yourself.

Kristin is back! Finally! You no longer have to put up with just hearing James's dumb voice all by itself. Not only that, but she brought @GenerationMeh with her just to make sure James doesn't get away with saying anything embarrassing again (or to shame him if he does). No questions in this episode! Instead, treat yo self to a discussion about a how to sext properly (if at all) and a deconstruction of all those lame clichés about what you're never supposed to say to your man ("I'M TIRED"), with dramatic reenactments by the incomparable K-Ross.

James is by himself - with no guests, no call-ins and no help whatsoever. He talks about Sandra Fluke, Rush Limbaugh and slut-shaming (and what is a slut, really?) and codifies HeyGirl Podcast's official stance on sluts. Also, he answers the question: what traditionally "guy" skills do men find attractive/off-putting in women?

James flies solo and talks about what it's like to be a divorced man in his late 20s trying to date and comes upon a weird reality - he a lot more desirable to single women when he was fresh out of a failed marriage! He enlists @GenerationMeh to help him figure it out. Then, @4hcomic relates a problem he's had with girls lately and asks the Hey Girl stable to help find him a date!

This week's HeyGirl is a round table discussion of a few pressing questions that plague so many modern couples. For instance, what the hell was running down Xtina's leg?! Join James, Kristin, Steve, Amy and Alexa for a funny, insightful roll in the intellectual hay.