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Nick’s on his bullshit with his new hotdog topping shirt, and coming off a last minute road trip to pick up a Great Dane with his cousin.  He got pulled over and drops a joke on the cop to get out of a ticket, does it work?  Logan has some Real Life Advice for parents and serial killers, and he believes that Nick is the “Bruce” of the Old West. He also explains the origins of bull riding.  Nick eats chapstick and is hard the majority of the show.  

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This week the boys switch it up a bit.  Logan questions Nick’s choice in “fashion”. Nick recalls his son running through the house with a “toy”, and his guest bring up and buzz at a party later.  Logan rants about these fake milk companies and them trying to push this fake, no tit squeezing milk on you.  The boys thank you for submitting your best “would you rather”, and pick a few that y’all sent in.  They close the show with thoughts on time travel and discuss Morgan Wallen’s recent interview.  

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The boys start this weeks episode with the HMNS humans of the week.  Logan has an encounter with a crazy drunk woman that can’t count and needs a little help on what to do next time.  Nick talks about the first time he touched a boob, was it the truth, or a lie?  Nick does a 180 on the “Karen” culture and thinks it’s not a bad thing that we’re calling these people out!  Logan suggests an alien invasion would solve all the worlds problems.  

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This week Logan steps out of the IPA comfort zone and tries somehting different, what’s verdict?  The boys talk about trash talking in professional sports and where the line may or may not be, and where that line is in regards to raising kids.  Nick goes on Bob and Ronnie’s boat, and is offered a quickie.  The boys talk about getting into Krav Maga, and we’ll give you a hint, you have to look like recent Russian defector, Steven Seagal.  Also, have you or a loved one been burned in a funeral home fire?  If so, you may be entitled to compensation.  

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Obviously the boys had to talk about the POS William Henry Cosby Jr. and his recent release from prison.  How will the boys side on this issue?  Logan shares his views on Rick Fox and Nick breaks down the scenario.  Let’s be honest, they were all over the place in this episode….  The boys want to know, do you hang to your dominate side, or the off hand?   Logan educates Nick on the origins of “Who’s Line is it Anyway”.  Nick tell Logan how he would hit on his mother, and Logan corrects him on his mistakes.  

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The boys wrap up Pride Month with Nick enjoying some pride in his mouth.   Logan talks about disappointing his mother on his family vacation, while recording from the closet.  Nick talks about being “white girl drunk” and Logan verifies the requirements.  Nick works his wood - working skills to a Turkish Princesse.  Nick also tries to snap a fly out of the air like Mr. Miyagi and bets Logan that he can do it, does he succeed?  Maybe, only the bonus clip will tell!  

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Some crazy shirt happened this week and Logan asks Nick his thoughts on the Korn Ferry Tour Fight, being swallowed by a whale and WTF is up with this book?   Nick has a new game for Logan to see what “triggers” him, and it may or may not have backfired for Nick.   Nick brings up the “worst job in the world”, sorry Bruce.  Logan breaks down what it’s like being a father and Nick tries to convince Logan that he has more than 18 chin hairs.  

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Our Live show is coming to you on August 29th.  Make sure you drop us an email so that we can send you the link!  We got double shipped on our C.U.N.T State sticker, need a few?  We got you!!!  

Logan talks about Oregon and how he’s changed his mind on Canadians.  The boys talk about this new trend of celebrity boxing and offer up some Real Life Advice on how professional athletes should manage their money. Nick and Logan break down how often you wash your pants and why it’s different from washing your shirts.  The HMNS human of the week fall face first on the “mechanics” at North County Ford and their surprise-ment on how to perform a recall.  Nick disappointed his son for the first time. 

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Y'all may have noticed some new music!  HUGE shout out to Logan’s girls for provided the fresh beats for the intro and outro for the HMNS podcast!!!!  

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Welp… For whatever reason, Nick’s “fighting words” are - I’ll tongue kiss you.  The boys talk about calling people “twice fat” and again roll the dice on getting booted from YouTube.  Nick makes his predictions on the Mayweather - Paul fight and Logan has some things to say about “cancel culture”.  Logan rants about John Rahm being forced to WD from the Memorial golf tournament, and Nick and Logan discuss a new business idea!  

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Have you or a loved one confused Nick with Jason Mamoa?  If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation for being blind.  Logan has a new mission and it’s finding old pics of Nick in High School.   Nick talks about his experience with Hot Chicken which ties into this weeks HMNS Human of the week.  Logan breaks down why Tennessee “never shut down during the pandemic”.  And Nick and Logan talk about missed opportunities with the ladies while Nick fails history.  

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