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Time to lotion up and get ready for this week as the boys debate powder or lotion.  Nick is shocked to learn that there are uncensored music videos.  Speaking of things caught on film - the boys discus the Alec Baldwin interview and they are a little divided.  Nick has some concerns about his up and cuming colonoscopy and Logan offers some advice.  Logan shares a sloppy joe’s story and the boys talk about the need to “Wash your Junctions”  

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Yes, we’re tardy.  And yes, we might be sorry.  Happy turkey day! What was the point of the Sim's?  Nick asks Logan how his mom is and Logan shares a very accurate story about his mom on the range.  The boys talk about how bad ferrets smell and , Nick tries to guess Logan’s “estranged” Uncles name and is way off.  Do we think Meta is a good idea?  Nick pulls the epiglottis over Logan’s eyes much to his surprise.  We also discover that Nick can in fact count.  The boys talk about the history of comedy and acknowledge that we’re still in the infancy stages of the craft.  

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Nick comes out of the gate with some possible suggestions on how to practice for your big “downtown” moment.  Logan talks about the latest Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian relationship rumors and thinks that we can all agree that Kim was hot yesterday.  Nick talks about his son “piece shaming” and Logan promotes that this should be the next movement in society.  Nick also shares a story about the time he saw a guy that was missing one out of the three parts that makes you a man; here’s a hint, there were two balls on the pitch count.  Why was the PT Cruiser made, and Logan gets a little angry about the “Elf on the Shelf”.  The boys discuss the importance of Kyle Rittenhouse having four doors.  

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The boys talk about the proper way to eat a pizza, is it with a fork or bare handing that slice?  They both share their experience with earthquakes and shockingly, they’re naked.  Logan explains the difference between wedlock and wet-lock.  Nick has a soft pass on some buttermilk biscuit  legs. Nick tells Logan how much he enjoys Lugi’s soft, supple, buttery knots.  Logan shares his HMNS human of the week. 

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The boys have some fun this week!  Nick opens up about his key to a successful start to a beautiful relationship.  Pro tip - FaceTiming your girl at 4am when you’re away at college to show her you’re throwing up and not hooking up, is the key to a lasting relationship.   Nick and Logan talk about what it takes to be a hero and Nick may have missed the mark.  The boys talk about moving to Montana when the Metaverse takes over. 

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Nick comes out HOT with some grooming tips and some do’s and don’ts for “lasting” a little longer.  Nick and Logan talk about PETA and remind the world that they were the first to try to cancel people.  The boys talk about Logan’s wedding and Nick sheds some light on a wedding mystery from years gone by.  The boys discuss the Alec Baldwin situation and try figure out why Mark Zuckerberg is pitching Sweet Baby Ray’s. 

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Nick and Logan dive into the recent issues at our Nations capital and announce the upcoming the LIVE show!  That's right, a live show is in the works and we'll share the information as it comes available.  They also dive into "real life advice"; if you need any advice, on anything at all, hit us up!  Logan goes on a mid-life crisis test drive; Nick explains why he's not a HMNS human of the week, and Nick tries to defend shaving his nether regions. 

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The boys celebrate year one of the podcast by swiping stories.  One of the stories is fake, can you spot the imposter?  Logan leads off with the time he got confused in Vegas and invited a “pro” into his room.  Nick follows with his childhood story of or doorbell ditching that leads to a kids mom beating a guy.  Logan talks about his triple fail with a girl he was really into.  Nick tells about the time he crashed with his dog - you’ll never guess who he ran into.  Logan has a story about a wax and Nick closes the episode with a tale about panties.   

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The boys open with the train wreck that is Demi Lavato and weigh in there thoughts on whether on not calling extraterrestrials “Aliens” is offensive.  Nick talks about almost losing a finger and how he fixed it.  Logan retells the story in Nick’s inner dialog.   Nick struggles to put together a thought and Logan just lets him roll with it.    Logan talks about the weirdest hotel that he’s stayed in.  The boys talk Seinfeld and how that show would not work today, or would it! 

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Oh my; Nick is hung over and struggling to get through - he talks through his Whiskey, Vodka, Tequila, and beer filled evening.  The boy’s talk about Dog the bounty hunter and how the mullet will make a comeback when the Dog finds Brain Laundrie.  Logan talk about his plans for Casey Anthony if he ever runs into her in public - here’s a hint, he has a plan to get off Scott free.  Nick and Logan have a chat about being sober and Logan talk about what Alex Jones would be like at a family dinner.  The boys talk about time travel and what Nick would look like with a full beard.  

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