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Happy Valentine’s Day to all you lovers out there, and don’t forget, if you’re single, post that pic of your dog! The boys start this week talking about Nick’s bowel obstruction and we want you to send us your stories! Have you or a loved one been affected by a colonoscopy? We want to hear about it! Nick talks about the conspiracy theories around the Denver Airport and Alex Jones joins the conversation. The boys talk about the greatest halftime performance of all time and Logan puts a buddy on blast. Nick is concerned about technology and Logan thinks we need aliens.
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The boys bring back the HMNS human of the weeks, and what a week to bring it back. They start the show discussing the current state of affairs with Joe Rogan and how this effects us all. Logan talks about SNL and what it must be like to be Katy Perry’s back up dancer. Nicky gets tricky and figures out how to graduate college, possibly second in his class? The boys talk about death and what they think is going to happen to each other.
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Nick wants to know if Logan is a warlock and the boys try to finish some stories. We learn that Nick thinks accents are hard and the boys talk about Sean Penn and his latest “controversial” statements. The boys take a serious moment and talk about censorship and what that means for our future. They agree that we need aliens or some minor conflict to help bring us all together. Did the aliens visit North Korea first?
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This week the boys can’t agree on much of anything. The boys cook up a plan to eliminate the “red” ant and Logan says that he can beat Jordan in golf. Nick shares what he’s doing when he’s not wearing his wedding ring and questions tweeting for the elderly. The boys talk about what it must have took to change the calendar and how the Church of Ladder Day Saints started.
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Logan is tardy this week and Nick can’t hold back. Nick is confused on how hospitals work and almost calls the cops. The boys discuss KFC’s new plant based chicken, and Nick struggles to make words happen. Logan tells Nick about Drake’s new protocol for booty calls and the boys agree that NFT’s are not worth it. Let us know how many “Romantic Butter” shirts you want.
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After the show, the boys learn of Bob Saget's untimely death and pay tribute to the iconic actor and comedian.
The boys start the show talking about the audition process for LA connection. Nick can’t stop talking about a reporter with high heels that was VERY talented, and Logan is embarrassed about his resume. The boys talk about NYE and Miley’s “slip” as well as Anderson Cooper’s lineage. Logan talks about his half sister and a Tuesday nights. Nick shares a story about the time the police entered his doom room. Nick enjoys his whiskey.
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Welcome to 2022 where the handies are dry and Nick still wants to save Logan’s mom.
We start 2022 off reminding everyone to be better. Nick questions life and explains how everyday scenarios could lead to “just ending it”. Logan and Nick talk about what makes a good boob job and Logan disagrees with Mia Khalifa. Nick tries to convince Logan that he’s eating a charcuterie board. Nick hasn’t seen the movie “Airplane” and has Logan up in arms. Will Nick save the show and watch the movie???
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Merry Christmas - Happy New year!!!
We discover that the English language is really hard as the boys stumble words out of their mouths. Nick tries to figure out the logistics of the handy, and what Logan would do to get that co-staring role. The boys talk about the differences between Bob Saget and Bill Cosby. Nick starts a new game called - “most likely to” and we’re still trying to find a winner.
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The boys come out hot again and start with not finishing a story about water parks and Logan’s trip to an airport bar. Nick talks about ding dong ditching and why it’s not a cool trend anymore. Logan breaks down the tickle defense and when you can use it. Logan takes responsibly for a “creepy” incident, and Nick takes responsibility for hanging out at a homosexual bus stop. Logan tells a story that he’s taking responsibility for and ends up making Nick throw up on camera (which he takes responsibility for).
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This week the boys figure out if they could get away with murder. Nick has a sip of some questionable water and tries to give a street walker some “home made cookies”. Nick interviews Logan and tries to figure out were he was and if he did it? Nick tries to pitch “America’s Bucket List” only to realize that Bert Kreischer has already done exactly what he pitched. The boys share some secrets.
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