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We're trying something a little different while Nick is working on a project that we can't talk about. Logan talks about current events and is looking for some topics for next week!

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The boys start the week with three or four words, and Nick is getting excited to leave on a jet plane. Logan is curious about that hair and if it’s genetic.  Blood pressure is just a made up number that only nurses understand.  Nick admits that his calves are fake and the boys go down a weird, blue rabbit hole.  The boys are convinced that blind people are faking it.  The Murdaugh trail leads to a in-bred family discussion.  

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The boys start this week with a little true crime update and this one has the potential to be a mind blower.  Speaking of “blowing” Logan has some real life advise for our listeners out there.  Nick is doing his best to get us canceled and the Logan agrees that they should continue to push the limits!  The boys share their takes on drinking as a parent and Logan has a zero tolerance policy.  Nick support the second amendment and shares his first purchase story.  The boys host an impromptu draft on who would win in a modern day “Civil War” and draft the states they believe would win.  Who do you think would pull off the “W” in Nick and Logan’s draft? 

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The boy’s start this week discussing bending the rules a little, and they dive into places with “better” rules.  Nick believes that we should have a rotating president from each state, and determine that the president from Florida may spark a civil war.   Logan warns that Vermont is the quiet one and we should all be cautious of the Maple state.  The boys dive deep into time travel conspiracies and believe that D.B. Cooper is really a time traveler.  Sex in the 1800’s had to hit different.  The boys wrap the show with how they would be assassinated, and Logan is not happy with how this ends.  

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The boys start the week discovering that Nickelback has pulled a 180 and might be popular?  Nick breaks through with a new idea for a bumpersticker.  Drop us a line to order yours today!  Parenting is difficult, especially when you kids get to that age.  What conspiracy theory’s would you like to see be reality?  The boys talk about their top theory’s and what life is really like knowing that the Tunes are Looney.  

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The boys start this week with three words and land on Logan’s issues with the CDC.  Forget tax preparation, Nick believes that better sex ed should be taught in schools.  The boys chat about the animal kingdom and realize that cats are just jerks.  Anatomy is weird.  The boys talk about their dream sponsors and what would happen if they didn’t agree. Nick would like to have an outhouse, and Logan may have given up on Nick.  Being a high school teacher is hard and the boys have their latest TV show pitch.  Sometimes cops get bored.  

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Nick slides back into to drinking after his epic whiskey filled vacation, and has some “pro tips” of how to grow crops.  Nick has been busy earning those “points” with the wife, and struggles to cash them in.  The boys discuss the challenges of buying condoms and provide some tips to help you navigate those rough waters.  Nick shares that a recent study has shown that millennials are not having kids and Logan tries to back him up. Logan shares his worst day and the boys follow the that path to Nick solving all of the worlds drinking water problems. 

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The boys roll into this week as Nick is not aware that we’ve started.  Nick is having some issues with his latest laundry situation.  Indian reservation are misunderstood, and the boys try to figure them out.  People are strange and sex can be stranger.  Logan explains to Nick that some people are easily offended.  Nick feels that you should have one last condom to help you appreciate the act more.  The boys are both thankful that they’ve been removed from the dating pool.  

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Welcome to 2023 where your resolutions are irreverent  and you’re only setting yourself up for failure. Logan rants about a click bait trend and the boys discuss the origins of road rage.  Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen need to be back on the booze for 2023 party, or maybe take it to the next level with Joey Diaz.  The boys discuss a potential “unwritten rule” about that naked person in your bed.  Sex looks tricky when you’re 12.   Did you really think that you were getting away with it?   Nick recalls watching the Bunny Ranch and Logan reminds him of his connection.  CPR is tricky.  

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On today’s episode, Nick is burning that oil to stay warm, while Logan is enjoying the warm climate in San Diego. They start off by talking about the pros and cons of the “plus one” tradition, and Nick shares his belief that New York City pizza is the only truly edible pizza. The conversation then turns to the things they would like to keep or get rid of, and Logan is offended when Nick suggests keeping VHS tapes. Throughout the discussion, the boys touch on a range of topics and share their unique perspectives. Tune in to hear more of their thoughts and opinions.

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