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Nick starts the show and is curious why Logan is so chipper. The boys can both agree that the “New Year, Same Me” has run it course, Stacey. Have we been lied to all these years about Rabies? How many people do you know that have succumb to quick sand? Apparently, some males can lactate? The boys discuss the top 5 sports that they believe should be paid more.
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The Apple Watch is the “must-have” accessory for all the hottest influencers as they hit the slopes for some cross country skiing action. But when a power outage strands them at the lodge, the real fun begins as they turn to the WNBA app on their watches for some bedroom shenanigans. Will they be able to "score big" and make it back to the city in time for their sponsored posts, or will they be left in the cold with blue basket balls? Only time will tell.
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Number are fun. Nick starts us off with some interesting and thought provoking statistics. Apparently, Kayne would like the Jew’s to forgive Hitler and the boys think that maybe some medication would help level Ye out. Alex Jones stops by and Nick is not happy. What’s the deal with Balenciaga and is this the “talk of the week”, or should we be concerned? Jail sounds hard, but Nick and Logan have a plan to ride out the that light sentence. Videographers, please keep in mind your C to D ratio. If you need assistance, HMNS is always here to lend a hand. Logan connects some words and their meanings and we find that some words don’t have meanings.
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Nick starts the episode with a positive update on his family as the boys move back to giggles. Logan finds a correlation between people that still wear masks and the people that say “Happy Holiday’s”. The boys debate when is the right time to bare your bottom on a raw seat. We can all agree that men and women have very different conversations when they gather in groups. Some athletes have made some interesting choices when it comes to their offsprings names. Logan goes on a little rant about food wasting vegans.
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A special guest stops by the HMNS studio to make a “huge” announcement. The boys then dive into Nick’s “FBucket list” and it sounds like he’s expecting to make it past 38. The boys talk about hairy girls and Logan has some technical difficulties. Nick wants everyone to be happy and touch themselves more. Arizona is a weird place to be a teacher.
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The boys start this week with 3 words. Logan makes a horrible life choice of getting a UV lite and discovers some interesting things at his hotel room. Nick may have termites, but he’s not sure what an actual termite looks like. Nick asks to play 20 questions to find the topic for Logan’s rant. Baseball and golf are not the same. Pick a handmade weapon for your fight with a hippo and be sure to send your suggestions in. Nick discovers Tony the Tiger’s long lost brother.
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We start this week a little different than most. Nick shows his commitment to the craft as he soaks up the limelight. Logan’s mind is blown when Nick explains how they heat their homes on the east coast. Some other things are mentioned that make the boys laugh. Nick has to cut it a little short as his pants begin to retain water.
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Despite popular believe, the boys have yet to get canceled. They start this weeks episode with some Floridian signage and Logan has a thought about a new non-profit. Let’s just say that Nick is not on board. Logan wants to bring back the usage of the word “pervert” and Nick is focusing on fashion. The boys discuss what it’s like to have presidential focus and respect the current administration for tricking the public. Check you couch neighbor, they may be a killer, but don’t forget that kindness kills.
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Y’all are in for a ride this week as the boys start with an offensive joke and push the boundaries to see if they can make it to 100. Apparently, praying on Sunday’s is only for the athletes. Logan is under the impression that masks are now only for the severally ill. The boys breakdown tank tops and the types of people that wear them. Would the Kardashian’s be who they are today if OJ was found guilty? The boys find some strange rumors about the North Korean leader, and Logan is triggered. We find out the true reasons behind Logan’s divorce.
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This week the boys help our listeners by giving them cleaning advise and dive head first into blasting some serial killers. We learn that you should never go fishing with Albert Fish. The boys try to wrap their hearts around the escalation of pain and there is Nuns to blame. Logan’s college town comes under fire with an active serial killer that reminds Nick of the DC Sniper. There was a couple east of us called the West’s that are sad copy cats. And the boys end with an image that you can smell and a Kentucky waterfall, that is Willy Pickton.
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