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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WlTt7I3nOt3ay_PJ2xMB_XEDAYxI8SDwJAtJzdmQ--c/edit?usp=sharing

If you, like Caroline, are unfortunate enough to understand the reference in the title, 'Hey Nerd!' offers their sincerest condolences. If you're a normal person, this week we're tackling Riverdale, a show so bad, it's… absolutely awful. Caroline hates the sight of KJ Apa's abs, Eli’s pretending to know what Caroline’s talking about, and both are total nerds.

Want to tell us your Serpent name, request a Serpent name, or make an episode topic request completely unrelated to fictional gangs? Email us at [email protected].

Finally, many thanks to sawsquarenoise for the use of their song, “Towel Defence Ending” through the Free Music Archive!

And start recording a podcast episode about their favorite comedians. From stand up specials to the overpopulation of late night political comedy, this week we’re tackling everyone who’s funny to make money. Eli can’t laugh like a normal person, Caroline's a real dad joke PUNdit, and both are total nerds.

Don't have time to listen to the whole episode, or just wanna skip around? A handy-dandy list of timestamps can be found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ayOx3kSXhLKmRk0Kkya5K6n2erX17n7v_OVQ8tjbxbM/edit?usp=sharing

This week's episode was a listener request from our good friend and fan, Shelby! Any ideas for a cool future episode? Drop us a line at [email protected].

Finally, many thanks to sawsquarenoise for the use of their song, “Towel Defence Ending” through the Free Music Archive!

“A 'Hey Nerd!' episode is never late. Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.” ...Or something. That’s right, this week’s topic merits a discussion as long-winded as Jolkien “Rolkien Rolkien” Tolkien himself, and Eli and Caroline are happy to oblige. Caroline’s a Shelob apologist, Eli has a thing for Legolas, and both are total nerds.

Don't have time to listen to the whole episode, or just wanna skip around? A handy-dandy list of timestamps can be found here:  

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gLCsjg03CAJH_2CjX8mc_7g24bhZHMEC-keaFCQeu2k/edit?usp=sharing

Questions, comments, or just want to say hi? We have an email! Drop us a line at [email protected].

Finally, many thanks to sawsquarenoise for the use of their song, “Towel Defence Ending” through the Free Music Archive!

Eli and Caroline make the introductory episode of the podcast a bit easier on themselves by discussing a topic near and dear to both of their hearts: Dungeons & Dragons. Eli's a Dungeon Master, Caroline's a Player Character, and both are total nerds.

Don't have time to listen to the whole episode, or just wanna skip around? A handy-dandy list of timestamps can be found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/145pL9TRoWRD7pbz9SHhtjb0RUe9DShXii_i8U7sAmi8/edit?usp=sharing

Questions, comments, or just want to say hi? We have an email! Drop us a line at [email protected].