Content warning: abuse, murder, incest.

Labor Day at TAMU, The World of Haunted Houses, Scare Floor, Gretchen's imaginary sound editing options, first dedication, Gallery Furniture DOTCOM, Magnificent 7 included Stephanie LaPalma and Dominique Dogs, nature/nurture, And That's A Fact, Jack! (which is actually from Duck Dynasty, not Gallery Furniture), opening the envelope, Go Bearcats, college footcasts, reunited and it feels so good!

New jorts-only intro featuring Gretchen's OTHER kid, 9ish to well-after 5, rabbit-hole as a verb, gay Jamaica pride hair clips, Mom Does Plants, pigs, sound waves, Gretchen's notes & concoctions, go find us @raggedyauntie and @gretchengegg on other podcasts!

First day of kindergarten for Gretchen's eldest, peepee finger, Jessie introduces this one with a song, biographical musical comedy drama, slime tutorials, we are not so great at fact checking, Ethel Merman or Bette Midler? Rosalind Russell, International Theatre/Thespian Festival, misquotes, dance marathons - not the healthiest way to make a living, lesbian brothel... buckle up. It's a RIDE.

Car wrecks, sad stuff, reincarnation, "There's no way, they're still alive", all their names start with J, Google Machine song, Horseypoo, memories that aren't theirs, Photos derail us, Fast Pass to reincarnation, Do you believe?

most memorable birthdays, puddle of pee, massive amounts of childhood memories, Jessie beeps to keep us car-ride friendly, we got no secrets, fingernail lemonade, big trip dreams, school issues, and not really understanding what the heck we are talking about sometimes

Gretchen is back at Jessie's studio (with a bit of an a/c buzz...), space camp on parade, Jessie forgets deodorant, there were books about Pleiades and you can start here: https://amzn.to/3z8JZhR, telescopes and naked eyes, Taren Edgerton (again)

We finally nail our intro, hanging out with ZsaZsa on Disney+, Gretchen needs more research topics from folks but this time it led to a wee Elton John fan, enneagram 8s and their relationship with justice, the cat found a Q-tip, Practical Magic, Hocus Pocus, puritanical witches, literary sisters, that's nice - moving on, enneagrams again, Jessie starts RANDOMLY SINGING FOR NO REASON

**TW: unwanted advances and violence toward women, minimal gore**

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