*eagle noise* squirrels it is time to get your asses to the ballot box and vote! this week we are hyped up for a late night chat. join us as we talk about lilah's first week of senior year, ways to stop doom scrolling, and the reality of kids not knowing about the five loves of our lives... one direction.

p.s. do you know how many horses died in the great molasses flood?

hazel hated school... with an incredibly burning passion she has yet to find anywhere else. this week we talk all about that back to school feeling (horror) and everything that comes with it. join us as we gab about our adventures at the waterpark, JB junior, and our last week of summer fun before lilah starts her senior year.

p.s. do you get anxious at the thought of sending your unborn child off to kindergarden?

you. just. got. PUNK'D! this week we are feeling down in the dumps about our shitty summer and waiting for our saving grace (patrick dempsey) to show up out of the blue. join us as we rap gracie abrams lyrics, fret about becoming cougars, and brainstorm punking ideas.

p.s. steer clear of chris brown

we are truly workin it, no really... we are ALWAYS at work. this week we gab all about summer, and this one is starting to sound really ratty. join us as we talk about our past flings sudden marriages, the lifelong addiction of a thumb sucker, and our flop summer. have you seen the rat girl running the city of kennebunkport?

p.s. girlies listen to your gut

we've been hotties... from the day we were born to the day we walked into a justice store for the first time we were destined to be absolute divas. this week as we talk about y2k room makeovers, hots and nots, and the lifelong battle with your past selves. so put on your favorite neon justice top and buckle up because this episode takes you on a thomas sisters timeline you will never forget.

p.s. be honest, were the birth stories too much?

this week we are feeling like complete brats... join us as we talk about charli xcx, camp being an adjective, and the original spoiled girls of our generation.

p.s. do you think hazels raspy voice is hot?

squirrels, have you ever tried to run a business? don't. this week we are having a little bit of a sister feud. join us as we talk about jealousy, DUI's, and our favorite color (justin beiber purple).

p.s. do not cut side bangs!

while trying to understand the meaning behind sabrina carpenders new song "please please please" this week we had quite a chuckle. join us as we unpack new songs, new books, and a whole lot of hate for lil huddy. if you were dating barry keogan would you tell him to stay inside?

p.s updates coming soon on how to become a mermaid

we're back! did you miss us? cause we missed you! this week we're playing catch-up, discussing beards and buzz cuts, and picking sides. do you know what y2k stands for?

p.s. there are challengers spoilers in this episode

this week hazel, lilah, and their dog banjo have their listenng ears on. coachella and taylor swift's new album is all we can talk about. join us as we explain the complicated science behind how to make toast in a toaster oven, and the joy of a good gossip session.

p.s. don't listen to this episode if you aren't a swiftie