Hidden Tea Party

Part V of Alliance of the Golden Witch.

We did it! We finished (half of) hit visual novel Umineko! Let's eat some small bombs to celebrate! But things don't stop here, as our hosts examine the last two tea parties, and decide on the motto of the podcast: Without Love, It Cannot Be Read.

Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty

Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume

Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_

Beatrice Voice-over provided by Tarlo.

Battler Voice-over provided by Ormond Taylor.

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

Discode by sunny, xaki, cap, pyon and Sakura Kanae

Happy Maria!(Instrumental) by Luck Ganriki

Part IV of Alliance of the Golden Witch.

Are you more sinful than a 12 year old? The answer may surprise you. Things draw to a dramatic cliffhanger as we finish episode 4! However, the true mystery is how many women has Rudolf slept with, and do they all have a group chat together.

Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty

Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume

Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_

Voice-over provided by Tarlo.

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

Mother and Dir by dai

Spoilers for all of Umineko come fast and loose in this bonus series, so watch out!

The witch of video games has summoned Adam, an ace detective, to solve the mysteries of Umineko. There's just one problem - he's never read it before. Will this prove advantageous, or will he succumb to the witch's will? And how many twinks with DID are out there anyway?

Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty

Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume

Adam's Twitter: @AdamUnparadised

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

Part III of Alliance of the Golden Witch.

Today we truly go Goat Mode as a special guest joins us to watch Rokkenjima descend into chaos. We discuss the yen value of children in this turbulent economy, examine Maria's extensive dental work and debate whether Kinzo is entering his dubstep era.

Creepy Maria CG: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/umineko/images/6/6f/E0904_b.png/revision/latest?cb=20190915172142

Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty

Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume

Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_

Kelcie's Twitter: @StarXrossed

Voice-over provided by Tarlo.

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

Part II of Alliance of the Golden Witch.

Trauma ahoy! Maybe skip this one if you're not on board for in depth discussions of parental violence. We travel between '86 and '98 to watch how two of our favourite girls had the worst day of their lives. And also discuss if E.L. James of 50 Shades fame read Umineko.

Our wonderful host had Covid during this episode so sorry if she gets a little Crunchy.

Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty

Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume

Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_

Voice-over provided by Tarlo.

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

Part I of Alliance of the Golden Witch.

All aboard the Gendermobile! We go forward (back?) in time to 1998 to see how some very well dressed characters are doing, and check in to see if Grandad is still alive? The answer may shock you.

For our American listeners, Frankie and Benny's is the Olive Garden and Center Parcs is Orlando.

Amakusa: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/umineko/images/7/76/Amakusa_console_a_%281%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20210611135501

Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty

Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume

Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_

Voice-over provided by Tarlo.

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

Golden Sneer by Luck Ganriki.

Part IV of Banquet of the Golden Witch.

On a very special episode of Hidden Tea Party, we have our first guest, the Witch of Spectating! We also discuss Nanjo's thoughts on policing, Eva's special trip to the beach that makes you old, and how Battler would do on RuPaul's Drag Race.

Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty

Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume

Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_

Our Special Guest Mike's Twitter: @mcdizzyz

Voice-over provided by Tarlo.

EVA-Beatrice Voice-over provided by Aggie (@Wadayeshara)

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

happiness of  marionette_omake by dai

Dread of the grave -rhythm ver- by SB YUNE

Part III of Banquet of the Golden Witch.

Merch ideas a plenty! Watch this space for Kinzo's upcoming cookbook, incompitent booty shorts and umineko clue(do). Also maybe this chapter girlbosses a bit too hard? 

Creepy manga panel: https://twitter.com/HiddenTeaParty/status/1550962481023094784

Chiester Sisters art: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/umineko/images/1/11/C_e0305_la.png/revision/latest?cb=20190820150114

Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty

Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume

Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_

Voice-over provided by Tarlo.

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

Part II of Banquet of the Golden Witch.

Anagrams! Don't you love them! Watch out for oversized banana peels as we delve into Kumasawa's emo playlist.

Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty

Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume

Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_

Voice-over provided by Tarlo.

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

Part I of Banquet of the Golden Witch.

We did it gang! We solved hit visual novel umineko! Or did we? Find out as we delve into a hidden mansion that may or may not contain a sick ant farm.

Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty

Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume

Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_

Voice-over provided by Tarlo.

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

Golden Sneer by Luck Ganriki.