High Confidence, Low Self-Esteem

Jimmy Brogan tells the story of when a 7-year-old topped him (along with a few other gems). Steve is moving, which means he's subjected to the criminals on Craigslist. And Danny learns he can also freak out in his sleep.

It's always a wonderful day in the neighborhood - if you're a comedian. In this week's episode, we have an update on Steve's neighbor who may or may not have died last week. Danny has advice to couples having domestics: don't do it next to the police station. Awkward. Danny's Weekly Freak Out is his car leaking oil. Though, according to the mechanic, it shouldn't explode. Steve and Danny rehash bad wedding speeches and other wedding mis-adventures. Several things apparently make Danny cry. And we learned that Steve is moving. We may never know who may be buried in his backyard.

John Roy joins Steve and Danny and discusses the theory that asshole parents make asshole children. Danny freaks out for a good reason - he's got Yelp reviews about his dating life. And Steve doesn't understand why Texas and Oklahoma even have a border between them.

See Ramy Run from New York to LA, though not on billboards. He also loves Hugh Jackman at his angriest, is afraid of wrestling, and avoids a certain cousin because of one of the above. Danny's Freak Out involved a lesson in audio stalking, he also has a solid feeling a certain idyllic state does not like tourists. To aspiring comedians, Steve recommends performing for the people who enjoy it rather than for the people who don't, avoid those selling what they don't practice, and when people watching - its fun to guess the state they are from. These guys are just keepin' it real.

Henry Phillips joins Steve Hofstetter and Danny Jolles to discuss the impending Zombie Apocalypse. Henry tells us why he does a worse version of serious things, Steve goes to Facebook jail, and Danny believes he can beat all the zombies even though he doesn't know how banks work.

Comedian Dwayne Perkins joins Steve Hofstetter and Danny Jolles to discuss just how to take a dick pic, Danny gets saved by a 55-year-old angel, and Steve needs people to know their own damn address.

Myq Kaplan & Micah Sherman join hosts Steve Hofstetter and Danny Jolles to discuss social media, dead neighbors, and Danny's new source of nausea.

Comedian Maz Jobrani joins Steve Hofstetter and Danny Jolles and tells a hilarious story about when 7-Up cast him to play a terrorist. Steve figures out how to fix nachos, and Danny's freakout gets personal.

Hosts Steve Hofstetter and Danny Jolles are excited to finally take questions with live video, but not before Steve discusses why inconsiderate people are just like terrorists. Also, Danny reluctantly admits that he'd date someone on the terrorist watch list (if the circumstance were right, of course).

Hosts Steve Hofstetter and Danny Jolles take questions and discuss Danny's inexplicable socializing with people half his age and Steve's hatred for people who think slowly. Despite an early technical glitch, the gang congratulates producer Travis on finally getting something right, Steve tells everyone why Rochester Minnesota smells like death, and Danny reveals his Batman obsession.