High Tales with the Lit Sisters

Join the Lit Sisters, Marisa and Nicole, as we ask the real questions—like why Bryce is paying $10k for illegal demon salt like it’s a Sephora haul, and whether “stakes on the table” means dinner or danger (spoiler: both). Nicole auditions as the Viper Queen, Marisa rebrands wind powers as “get the f*ck away from me” energy, and we all agree: nothing says love like getting punched in the face by your vegan bestie. It’s messy, it’s magical, it’s mostly us roasting fictional people.

Join us for the next episode of High Tales with the Lit Sisters, where your favorite duo, Marisa and Nicole, dive into Crescent City — and yes, we’re talking tattoos with trauma, dresses that scream ‘daddy issues,’ and Bryce ghosting emotional intimacy like it’s her side hustle. There’s drug-fueled clubbing, a bookstore run by an enchantress who might turn you into a lizard, and then… things escalate. Let’s just say some chapters should come with a trigger warning. If you know, you know. Come for the fantasy, stay for the sass. Light it up, bitch!

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Join us for the next episode of High Tales with the Lit Sisters, where Marisa and Nicole unpack sewer-scented strategy, battle prep via bang, and why inspirational speeches hit different when you’re crusted in feces. There are tattooed maps, mystery aunts, a maybe-naked Nyaxia who is definitely not thrilled her husband’s teeth were turned into a cursed necklace, all while Araya casually — and very slowly — strolls through destiny as everyone else is actively dying. If your love language is murder and your week starts on “Shitday,” this one’s for you.

Join us for the next episode of High Tails with the Lit Sisters, where Marisa and Nicole dive into Araya’s vampire trauma, magic struggles, and a wing massage that’s definitely not just physical therapy. We explore the emotional wreckage of murdery dads, manipulative gods, magical breakdowns, and the kind of shirtless vulnerability you only get from emotionally unavailable vampires. Somewhere between unpacking vampire politics and generational curses, we spiral into a rooftop party recap and uncover that our family isn’t just extra. We’re a whole damn herd of unicorns stampeding through Wrigleyville.

Join the Lit Sisters, Marisa and Nicole, as they dive into the creepy vampire baby town of La Whore™ (yes, we said it), debate who keeps god teeth and why that’s horrifying, and try to redefine murder—well, Nicole does, while defending Raihn with the passion of a morally confused public defender. Marisa is still mad (rightfully), but has downgraded Raihn from “enemy of the state” to “doghouse occupant.” We also host a much-needed seminar for men—and vampires—on what “the ick” is, how to spot it, and why wearing your girlfriend’s dead dad’s crown definitely qualifies.

Join us for the final episode of Serpent and the Wings of Night on High Tails with the Lit Sisters, where the blood trials are brutal, the entrails are flying, and somehow no one has showered. Araya's in denial, Raihn is too hot to cancel (but Marisa’s trying), and Nicole is busy mediating with 30 internal voices and a fistful of emotional coping strategies. We’ve got vampire warfare, ill-timed horniness, logic vs. chaos, and just enough hand sanitizer to pretend it’s fine.

Join the Lit Sisters, Marisa and Nicole, for an episode full of vampire drama, magical anxiety, and emotionally questionable monarchs. Nicole’s one blood drop away from becoming Raihn’s vampire wife, while Marisa just wants to be an off-grid immortal sipping deer blood and minding her business. There’s terrible beer, suspicious alliances, a minister who definitely needs to be reported to supernatural HR—and, somehow, Ibrahim, who continues to not die against all odds.

Join us for the next episode of High Tales with the Lit Sisters, where sisters Marisa and Nicole dive fang-first into Serpent and the Wings of Night! We debate wing aesthetics, expose our Dad’s iPhone farm, dodge murder demons, and maybe start a vampire parenting critique group. One lone human enters the vampire death games—no fangs, no magic, no night vision, and a human smell even the flesh sack minister can’t resist. One thing’s for sure: blood crumbs were spilled and sass was served. It's chaos, it's Kejari, it's probably not OSHA-compliant. Let's get stabby!

Join the Lit Sisters, Marisa and Nicole, for a much-needed palate cleanser as they dig into The Measure… and accidentally spend more time on grudges than the actual book. There’s fake forgiveness, petty Facebook stalking, high school drama, and just enough short-stringer talk to technically call this a book episode. Is Nicole rooting for your downfall? Only if you burned her without a heartfelt goodbye and a signed affidavit of growth. This one is peak Lit Sisters chaos, complete with sound effects that are still terrible. You're welcome.

Join us for the next episode of High Tales with the Lit Sisters, where Marisa and Nicole dive headfirst into Rebecca Yarros’ chaos web of dragon eggs, memory-wipes, and emotionally unstable men. With zero facts but 100% conviction, they accidentally rewrite the entire Empyrean series, and it's pretty good. Theories range from “plausible” to “Rebecca would sue us if she heard this.” Expect live sound effects, shared delusions, and enough Scorpio energy to shatter a wardstone. No answers, just vibes—and it’s about to get wild.