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Kyle is back, but his axe-throwing bar fell through. He's a Reiki instructor now! Join Dem Bois™ on a quest... a quest to figure out what the f*ck Reiki is. Chase rants about this nonsense for half the episode. Bingy geeks out over a pinball machine in a way he never can with a woman. Tre chases cake.

Also, Terry shows us evidence of a UK man fist-fighting an alien. We need to get him on the show.

Welcome to Sassy Axey's: the only place where you can throw axes, drink craft brew, and feel superior to people who aren't as rad as you! Join Dem Bois™ in this week's adventure when Chase dissects axe-throwing bars and the Royal Family, Tre talks CPAP machines and sex, Bingy creates his own movie award, and Sam butchers Burt Kreischer's name.

Also, Terry talks the return of Tom DeLonge's alien tale and Bingy brings us more of Tarantino's empty promises.

It's a "Chase is sick" episode this week, so you know it's good. Fun Dip. Fingerbangin'. Social ills in Karns. Ricky Gervais. Bingy's foreign policy. Tre's queer curiosities. Dem Bois™ discuss all of this and more on this episode of The F*ckin' X-Men!

Also, Terry brings more Epstein updates and Bingy talks about AI greenlighting movies.

New year... same sh*t. Join Dem Bois™ on Tre's journey to cure his sleep apnea, Bingy's journey to dress and read news like an adult human being, Sam's journey to be Bingy's free therapist with the help of cartoon legend Doug, and Chase's journey to listen to dumb people try to sound smart. But all of Dem Bois™ spend ten minutes to talk Bingy into drinking a free Gatorade left at the building. What a ride.

Also, Terry discusses the return of the Wailing Woman: La Llorona. And Bingy, once again, tries to bring up New Mutants even though everyone has banned discussion of it. The gay Armenian horse really gets beat to death in this one, HAFL Hoes. Enjoy.

We're bringing in the New Year with a Top Ten Bingy Meltdown Countdown! Also, Dem Bois™ discuss their Christmas experiences, Terry brings up a possible Kevin Spacey-driven hit, and Bingy enjoys Star Wars... like ya do.

It's that time again, HAFL Hoes! Join Dem Bois™ along with a ragtag crew of other Outlander Media folks in celebrating the best holiday in the world! Chase celebrates our victories over other dead media networks, Tre learns how nighttime is made, Shibley from Modern Day Gladiators scolds Bingy over blunt shopping etiquette, Rose from Dream Big confirms Tre's bisexuality, and the Dean Jennings/Jean Dennings family grows!

Also, CK from Geeks Inherited the Earth shares a hometown conspiracy and Bingy's movie news segment gets hijacked and doesn't suck for once.

Dem Bois™ are asking all the hard-hitting questions in this highly politically-charged time! Who balled harder: What is proper Papa John's eating etiquette? Can Tre whoop Papa John's pizza-eating record? Who balled harder: Charlie Sheen or Michael Douglas? Did Tre meet a cute twink boi at this year's Nightmares Before Christmas show? What would a Lynyrd Skynyrd anime be like? Would Chase fuck a clone of Jessica Simpson? Is Chris Gaines Garth Brooks?! What is a Turkey Tango and what did Bingy do there?

Also, Terry talks about buried dinosaurs in India, Chase brings up the LA dickfish, and Bingy talks movies with no real direction whatsoever. So... the uzhe.

Dem Bois™ just had Thanksgiving and they have a lot to be thankful for! A lot of nuthin'! Tre talks about spending the holidays with his family in his dead auntie's trailer. Sam sits at the children's table. Chase made baked mac and cheese. Terry weathered the conservative temperament of his family's get-together. And Bingy might be a dad? We haven't figured it out yet.

Also, Terry fills us in on how Canadians spend the day America celebrates Thanksgiving and Bingy has another meltdown.

Seabiscuit Holocaust. Tom Brady's Got Tits. Money to Lose. This episode has many names, but it will forever be known as The Bingy Meltdown. Join Dem Bois™ in breaking down Bingy's 8-year-old YouTube channel. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll beg the gov't to crack down on gun control. Consider this your first Christmas present of 2019.

It's a therapy episode today, HAFL Hoes! Join Dem Bois™ on a new journey! Sam is sacrificed to bring Tre back from the dead. Bingy grows out of birthday cake. Tre gets to the bottom of his hopeless romantic ways. And Chase does some killer ad reads!

Also, Terry is on the search for UFOs and Bigfoot in Colorado and Bingy discusses the ethical dilemmas of CGing dead actors into movies to play roles. And by "discusses the ethical dilemmas", we mean Bingy will say, "So what do you guys think of CG James Dean?"